[johnny7]

Whaaa? When I get up, I eat bacon. For lunch I eat bacon

For dinner, a big plate of bacon! Sometimes I cook it.

At 158, you'll look like a mummy and will smell bad.

Your kids will be dead and your grand-children will avoid you like poison.

Naaaah... 68 is good enough for me.

[SoDak]

Me too, besides, I won't be party to any diet that doesn't include the occasional porterhouse.