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THE REAL HILLARY CLINTON: Episode #6 - Defiling the White House Christmas Tree
UNLIMITED ACCESS | book -- 1996 | Gary Aldrich; dfu comments

Posted on 12/26/2002 8:06:03 PM PST by doug from upland

NOTE: the survival of our Republic is threatened by two things -- fundamentalist Islamic terrorists and Hillary Rodham Clinton. President Bush is leading the fight against the terrorists. It is up to those of us who know the real Hillary Clinton to lead the fight against her. We must shine the light of truth on this dangerous woman so that all Americans may know the real Hillary.

#6 in the continuing series.


"Gary, you and your team will work on the Blue Room tree."

What? I had been "fired" two years before from the Blue Room tree, the first lady's tree, for complete decorative incompetence.

"They must have forgotten," I thought.

I went out to unload a truckful of ornament boxes. They had been received at another location and then X-rayed and examined to make sure nobody sent the White House a ticking bomb. We brought the boxes into the hallway just north of the Green, Red, and Blue Rooms, between the State Dining Room and the East Room.

The GSA, the Park Service, and the Residence maintenance staff had erected all the trees. Some staff were on high ladders, hanging evergreen garlands. We gathered around folding tables to unpack the ornament boxes.

It took about ten seconds to get the first reaction. "What in the world?"

Then another: "What the hell?"

Then another. "Look at this things! What is it?"

"Hillary's ornaments is what!"

From one end of the hall to the other, about forty people were picking up these "things," staring at them, turning them around, trying to figure them out or stifle their embarrassed laughter. I turned to one of my team members. "What are these things?"

"I heard the theme is The Twelve Days of Christmas, as interpreted by art students from around the country. Hillary sent a letter out just two months ago, really late actually, asking budding artists to send in an interpretation of The Twelve Days of Christmas, and this is what they came up with."

I couldn't believe what I was looking at. "This stuff is just childish garbage! We can't hang this stuff on any White House Christmas tree! This is a bad joke."

"Gary, the orders from the First Lady's Office are to hang these. It's what she wants, so we have to hang them. Anyway, many of them are from 'blue ribbon' art schools, as designated by the Secretary of Education. The whole administration has a stake in this."

"Well, if this is blue ribbon, then we're in serious trouble, educationally." I pulled out one ornament that was five real onion rings (five golden rings) glued to a white styrofoam tray, with a hook attached to the back so it could be hung. But where? Maybe in Bill Clinton's bedroom so he could rip off a midnight snack?

I was disgusted but some of it was actually pretty funny.

"Gary, come here, look at this!" It was a mobile of twelve lords a-leaping. They were leaping al right. The ornament consisted of tiny clay male figurines. Each was naked and had a large erection. My friend said, "Whoops!" and he dropped it on the floor. Then, "Oh, no," as he stomped on it. He joked, "Man, I hope I don't get in trouble with Hillary for that!"

Some of the ornaments were silly and some were dangerous, like the crack pipes hung on a string. We couldn't figure out what crack pipes had to do with Christmas no matter how hard we tried, so we threw them back in the box. Some ornaments were constructed out of various drug paraphernalia, like syringes, heroin spoons, or roach clips, which are colorful devices sometimes adorned with bird feathers and used to hold marijuana joints.

Two turtle doves became two figurines that had the shells of turtles but the heads of birds; there were many of these. Four calling birds were--you guessed it--birds with a telephone, and there were at least two miniature phone booths with four birds inside using the telephone. There was a partridge in a pear, without the tree--a clay pear with a partridge head sticking out of it. Three French hens were French-kissing in a ménage à trois. So many of the ornaments didn't celebrate Christmas as much as they celebrated sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Several of the birds had dark glasses and were blowing saxophones.

"Hey, Gary. Come over here." I walked over. It was another leaping lords ornament. Each "lord" had a wooden body with a photograph of Rush Limbaugh for a head. A dozen ditto-heads, suitable for hanging, but nobody had the guts to hang Rush Limbaugh on Hillary's tree, so back in the box it went.

First, though, I held the Limbaugh ornament up, while someone took a picture of me. It was like holding twelve sticks of dynamite in my hand, because with my bad luck, I expected one of the Clinton folks or maybe the Clintons themselves to walk around the corner just as the camera flash went off. But I was lucky this time.

I went over to one of the tables I hadn't looked at yet. What's this? Of course. Two turtle doves, but they didn't have shells this time--they were joined together in an act of bird fornication.

I picked up another ornament that was supposed to illustrate five golden rings. One of the male florist volunteers grabbed my arm and laughed and laughed.

"What's so funny? What are you laughing at?"

"Don't you know what you're holding?"

No, I didn't, but he was happy to explain it to me: the golden rings I was holding were sex toys known as "c*ck rings"--and they had nothing to do with chickens.

Another mystery ornament was the gingerbread man. How did he fit into The Twelve Days of Christmas? Then I got it. There were five small, gold rings I hadn't seen at first: one in his ear, one in his nose, one through his nipple, one through his belly button, and, of course, the ever-popular c*ck ring.

I couldn't believe the disrespect that these ornaments represented. Many of the artists invited to make and send something to hang on the tree must have had nothing but disgust, hatred, and disrespect for the White House and the citizens of the country, a disgust obviously encouraged by the first lady in the name of artistic freedom.

I thought of all the children, grandmothers, and grandfathers waling past the White House's Blue Room, looking at the first lady's Christmas tree and wondering what in the hell had possessed the White House.

Here was another five golden rings ornament--five gold-wrapped condoms. I threw it in the trash. There were other condom ornaments, some still in the wrapper, some not. Two sets had been "blown" into balloons and tied to small trees. I wasn't sure what the connection was to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Condoms in a pear tree?

When we were through, the first lady's tree had all the beauty and majesty of a landfill.

Hillary's social secretary, Ann Stock, came down, carefully looked at the tree and its decorations and pronounced it "perfect" and "delightful." My shoulders sagged. Stock had been our last, best hope to clean up this "mistake" But instead, she thought it was "neat." At least we had turned the gingerbread man around so that his golden rings didn't face the tour line. I came back later and took some pictures of the tree and "Mr. Gingerbread Man" with rings side out. I knew nobody would believe this without photographic proof.

While I was working on the tree, Craig Livingstone happened to stop by. He was surprised to see me placing ornaments on Hillary's tree, but I told him I was an old hand at this decorating business. Livingstone was leading Oliver Stone and Michael Douglas in a tour around the White House. Stone was making Nixon, and Douglas was making An American President. Stone looked stoned to me, as he gazed around, obviously thinking of this "shot" or that. I wasn't impressed. Still, this must have been a great moment for Livingstone, our White House security director, whose goal in life was to become a Hollywood producer.

But the cameras, surprisingly enough, soon fell not on Michael Douglas or on the dazed Oliver Stone or the photogenically challenged Craig Livingstone; they fell on me. I was interviewed by Martha Stewart, who was doing a Christmas special to be aired later on a major network morning show. She promised she would not blow my cover when she learned I was an FBI agent.

As she looked around the tree she made "hmmmm" sounds. If she didn't like the tree, she was very diplomatic about it. I wondered what she really thought. It seemed to me most people could have only one thought: "Throw a tarp over it!"

Aside from displaying sex toys and self-mutilation devices on the nation's Christmas tree, there was another "change" in the way the White House celebrated Christmas. Hillary decided to delete spouses from the invitation-only staff Christmas party. This caused a bit of a stir, not only because it broke with tradition, but because it raised a question I had heard several permanent staffers ask: "Why is Hillary so hostile to families?"

I think it's because they represent a sphere of loyalty outside her control. And Hillary likes to be in charge.


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It's on my list of need-to-reads.
21 posted on 12/26/2002 8:57:54 PM PST by gitmo
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To: steelwheels
Agree..I have seen photos but never anything that is clearly distinquishable as described. What we want to believe is not always..the truth.
22 posted on 12/26/2002 9:03:33 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: doug from upland
I am glad you are posting these. We need to keep this information circulating. It is amazing how quickly people forget!
23 posted on 12/26/2002 9:04:30 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
24 posted on 12/26/2002 9:07:21 PM PST by timestax
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To: NEWwoman
"I found it quite disturbing"

The only way Hillary would be freely picked over Laura Bush would be if the pollees were all from the DU or NOW or CNN. They have ways of making their polls cut the way they want them to. Laura Bush has class, something that Hillary or her shrill sycophant b*tches wouldn't recognize if it reached out and bit them in the nose!

25 posted on 12/26/2002 9:08:00 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: gitmo
"If it's true, why wasn't this a point of focus in the media."

HELLO???? We're talking about the Clinton cheering squad. If it makes the queen shrike look bad you can bet they're not going to report it and the truth be damned.

26 posted on 12/26/2002 9:11:20 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: doug from upland
still searching for pics...just stories now we are into the occult OCCULTIC ORNAMENTS ADORNING HILLARY'S CHRISTMAS TREE
27 posted on 12/26/2002 9:17:03 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: sweetliberty
I guess my vision became idealistic over the holidays.
28 posted on 12/26/2002 9:17:51 PM PST by gitmo
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To: gitmo
LOL! It happens.
29 posted on 12/26/2002 9:19:39 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: fight_truth_decay
"What we want to believe is not always..the truth."

Right, and the sky may not actually be blue because YOU don't have a signed affidavit from Grey Davis in your hand.

30 posted on 12/26/2002 9:23:41 PM PST by Chu Gary
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To: doug from upland
"Many of the artists invited to make and send something to hang on the tree must have had nothing but disgust, hatred, and disrespect for the White House and the citizens of the country . . ."

As the owner of a small record label I am very interested in the visual arts and how they might represent real music. I am astonished at the dark, trashy images that are proposed by those who think they could gain my business through the same. Stupid asses. They may be having fun, but they do a disservice to humankind.

31 posted on 12/26/2002 9:36:01 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: doug from upland
Back during the Senate elections of 2000, I stomped around NYC wearing all sorts of buttons - - - -Hillary with an X through her face, "Hillary Go Home", etc. I'll never forget the time I stopped in a deli. The Hispanic female clerk looked at my buttons and exclaimed, "You no like Heelaree?" I asked her what she liked about Hillary. She couldn't give me an answer. It's the same reasoning among Democrats everywhere. There is no choice. You go with the candidate with the most exposure whether it's negative or not. And she certainly gets the most exposure. Whether she runs in 2004 or later, she will get undivided Dem support because there is no other media darling who can compete.
32 posted on 12/26/2002 9:43:37 PM PST by stanz
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To: doug from upland
One of the "rewards" of being a leftist is, you get to be the "authority" on right and wrong - therefore anything you do is "right." They are sad people for the most part. One part of them is explained by the definition of leftists as "people for whom indignation is a way of life." Another sadder part is the mocking of decency and the enjoyment of outre stuff like this. But, there's hope for some of them.
33 posted on 12/26/2002 9:44:11 PM PST by 185JHP
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To: Wil H
You really believe she didn't know what was happening in HER house which she ruled with an iron fist? Gimme a break !


Of course, she knew. Her social secretary was very pleased with the tree. She knew Hillary was pleased. Is Hillary not going to pay attention to what is on the First Lady's tree?

34 posted on 12/26/2002 9:50:32 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: 185JHP
Indeed, the mocking of decency. Unlimited abortion, condoms given to children, semen staining the Oval Office, etc, etc, etc. They do not want anyone to be judgmental and it is up to the individual what is right and wrong.
35 posted on 12/26/2002 9:53:17 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: Chu Gary
Hey flame me for researching..after a while stories take a life on of their own. It's just everyone is always writing a book, has a tv or radio show etc. $$$ and "may have" some agenda going.

Would just think if this was a "fact supported" story, someone within would have taken a picture..are plenty of pictures but never close enough to see, as I before mentioned. I guess I can't be a conservative and question the validity of a story no matter its'zenith of importance in the grand scheme of things.

36 posted on 12/26/2002 9:55:18 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: gitmo
I hadn't heard this specific story but this stuff is well known in more conservative circles. There were stories of Xmas trees adorned with prophylactics and other crudities. All of which was proper fodder for radio talk show hosts way back when.
Regarding Hilary: The only role that lies ahead for her is as lightning rod once Fatboy Kennedy is finally rolled out of the Senate with rigor mortus making the job easier.
There is a constant 30% of the American populace (with me among its numbers) that would not vote for her were she to gain universal brotherhood, world peace, a cure for cancer and bowl a perfect 300 all in one morning! The Republicans will raise billions working on peoples' fear that Hilary might one day gain real power.
Simply, Hilary is a catalyzing agent who could not gain anything like a plurality in a national election. Too many of us...uh,...dislike the woman.
37 posted on 12/26/2002 10:00:29 PM PST by thegreatbeast
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To: doug from upland
Please put me on your ping list. I look forward to each new installment of the Real Hillary Clinton. It can't be stated often enough: This woman doesn't have a molecule of decency in her dumpy body!
38 posted on 12/26/2002 10:00:34 PM PST by Rainbow Rising
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To: NEWwoman
Well I guess that's good news - not disturbing at all. This means 93% of the country didn't pick the Wicked Witch of the Ozarks. We know that at least 7% of the population are certified wackos anyhow.
39 posted on 12/26/2002 10:01:26 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Wil H
I didn't say I didn't believe as I put the source of the post of a 1999 Freep post. My intent was not to dispute but to give another source of the story.
40 posted on 12/26/2002 10:03:03 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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