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THE REAL HILLARY CLINTON: Episode #6 - Defiling the White House Christmas Tree
UNLIMITED ACCESS | book -- 1996 | Gary Aldrich; dfu comments

Posted on 12/26/2002 8:06:03 PM PST by doug from upland

NOTE: the survival of our Republic is threatened by two things -- fundamentalist Islamic terrorists and Hillary Rodham Clinton. President Bush is leading the fight against the terrorists. It is up to those of us who know the real Hillary Clinton to lead the fight against her. We must shine the light of truth on this dangerous woman so that all Americans may know the real Hillary.

#6 in the continuing series.


"Gary, you and your team will work on the Blue Room tree."

What? I had been "fired" two years before from the Blue Room tree, the first lady's tree, for complete decorative incompetence.

"They must have forgotten," I thought.

I went out to unload a truckful of ornament boxes. They had been received at another location and then X-rayed and examined to make sure nobody sent the White House a ticking bomb. We brought the boxes into the hallway just north of the Green, Red, and Blue Rooms, between the State Dining Room and the East Room.

The GSA, the Park Service, and the Residence maintenance staff had erected all the trees. Some staff were on high ladders, hanging evergreen garlands. We gathered around folding tables to unpack the ornament boxes.

It took about ten seconds to get the first reaction. "What in the world?"

Then another: "What the hell?"

Then another. "Look at this things! What is it?"

"Hillary's ornaments is what!"

From one end of the hall to the other, about forty people were picking up these "things," staring at them, turning them around, trying to figure them out or stifle their embarrassed laughter. I turned to one of my team members. "What are these things?"

"I heard the theme is The Twelve Days of Christmas, as interpreted by art students from around the country. Hillary sent a letter out just two months ago, really late actually, asking budding artists to send in an interpretation of The Twelve Days of Christmas, and this is what they came up with."

I couldn't believe what I was looking at. "This stuff is just childish garbage! We can't hang this stuff on any White House Christmas tree! This is a bad joke."

"Gary, the orders from the First Lady's Office are to hang these. It's what she wants, so we have to hang them. Anyway, many of them are from 'blue ribbon' art schools, as designated by the Secretary of Education. The whole administration has a stake in this."

"Well, if this is blue ribbon, then we're in serious trouble, educationally." I pulled out one ornament that was five real onion rings (five golden rings) glued to a white styrofoam tray, with a hook attached to the back so it could be hung. But where? Maybe in Bill Clinton's bedroom so he could rip off a midnight snack?

I was disgusted but some of it was actually pretty funny.

"Gary, come here, look at this!" It was a mobile of twelve lords a-leaping. They were leaping al right. The ornament consisted of tiny clay male figurines. Each was naked and had a large erection. My friend said, "Whoops!" and he dropped it on the floor. Then, "Oh, no," as he stomped on it. He joked, "Man, I hope I don't get in trouble with Hillary for that!"

Some of the ornaments were silly and some were dangerous, like the crack pipes hung on a string. We couldn't figure out what crack pipes had to do with Christmas no matter how hard we tried, so we threw them back in the box. Some ornaments were constructed out of various drug paraphernalia, like syringes, heroin spoons, or roach clips, which are colorful devices sometimes adorned with bird feathers and used to hold marijuana joints.

Two turtle doves became two figurines that had the shells of turtles but the heads of birds; there were many of these. Four calling birds were--you guessed it--birds with a telephone, and there were at least two miniature phone booths with four birds inside using the telephone. There was a partridge in a pear, without the tree--a clay pear with a partridge head sticking out of it. Three French hens were French-kissing in a ménage à trois. So many of the ornaments didn't celebrate Christmas as much as they celebrated sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Several of the birds had dark glasses and were blowing saxophones.

"Hey, Gary. Come over here." I walked over. It was another leaping lords ornament. Each "lord" had a wooden body with a photograph of Rush Limbaugh for a head. A dozen ditto-heads, suitable for hanging, but nobody had the guts to hang Rush Limbaugh on Hillary's tree, so back in the box it went.

First, though, I held the Limbaugh ornament up, while someone took a picture of me. It was like holding twelve sticks of dynamite in my hand, because with my bad luck, I expected one of the Clinton folks or maybe the Clintons themselves to walk around the corner just as the camera flash went off. But I was lucky this time.

I went over to one of the tables I hadn't looked at yet. What's this? Of course. Two turtle doves, but they didn't have shells this time--they were joined together in an act of bird fornication.

I picked up another ornament that was supposed to illustrate five golden rings. One of the male florist volunteers grabbed my arm and laughed and laughed.

"What's so funny? What are you laughing at?"

"Don't you know what you're holding?"

No, I didn't, but he was happy to explain it to me: the golden rings I was holding were sex toys known as "c*ck rings"--and they had nothing to do with chickens.

Another mystery ornament was the gingerbread man. How did he fit into The Twelve Days of Christmas? Then I got it. There were five small, gold rings I hadn't seen at first: one in his ear, one in his nose, one through his nipple, one through his belly button, and, of course, the ever-popular c*ck ring.

I couldn't believe the disrespect that these ornaments represented. Many of the artists invited to make and send something to hang on the tree must have had nothing but disgust, hatred, and disrespect for the White House and the citizens of the country, a disgust obviously encouraged by the first lady in the name of artistic freedom.

I thought of all the children, grandmothers, and grandfathers waling past the White House's Blue Room, looking at the first lady's Christmas tree and wondering what in the hell had possessed the White House.

Here was another five golden rings ornament--five gold-wrapped condoms. I threw it in the trash. There were other condom ornaments, some still in the wrapper, some not. Two sets had been "blown" into balloons and tied to small trees. I wasn't sure what the connection was to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Condoms in a pear tree?

When we were through, the first lady's tree had all the beauty and majesty of a landfill.

Hillary's social secretary, Ann Stock, came down, carefully looked at the tree and its decorations and pronounced it "perfect" and "delightful." My shoulders sagged. Stock had been our last, best hope to clean up this "mistake" But instead, she thought it was "neat." At least we had turned the gingerbread man around so that his golden rings didn't face the tour line. I came back later and took some pictures of the tree and "Mr. Gingerbread Man" with rings side out. I knew nobody would believe this without photographic proof.

While I was working on the tree, Craig Livingstone happened to stop by. He was surprised to see me placing ornaments on Hillary's tree, but I told him I was an old hand at this decorating business. Livingstone was leading Oliver Stone and Michael Douglas in a tour around the White House. Stone was making Nixon, and Douglas was making An American President. Stone looked stoned to me, as he gazed around, obviously thinking of this "shot" or that. I wasn't impressed. Still, this must have been a great moment for Livingstone, our White House security director, whose goal in life was to become a Hollywood producer.

But the cameras, surprisingly enough, soon fell not on Michael Douglas or on the dazed Oliver Stone or the photogenically challenged Craig Livingstone; they fell on me. I was interviewed by Martha Stewart, who was doing a Christmas special to be aired later on a major network morning show. She promised she would not blow my cover when she learned I was an FBI agent.

As she looked around the tree she made "hmmmm" sounds. If she didn't like the tree, she was very diplomatic about it. I wondered what she really thought. It seemed to me most people could have only one thought: "Throw a tarp over it!"

Aside from displaying sex toys and self-mutilation devices on the nation's Christmas tree, there was another "change" in the way the White House celebrated Christmas. Hillary decided to delete spouses from the invitation-only staff Christmas party. This caused a bit of a stir, not only because it broke with tradition, but because it raised a question I had heard several permanent staffers ask: "Why is Hillary so hostile to families?"

I think it's because they represent a sphere of loyalty outside her control. And Hillary likes to be in charge.


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To: sweetliberty
41 posted on 12/26/2002 10:04:26 PM PST by NEWwoman
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To: SamAdams76
May it stay at 7% if she get the dim nomination.
42 posted on 12/26/2002 10:05:25 PM PST by NEWwoman
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To: Rainbow Rising
Okay, you're on the list.
43 posted on 12/26/2002 10:05:43 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: fight_truth_decay
I suspect that during this series of Hillary episodes, you may be questioning several of them. That's okay. Even with overwhelming evidence, not everyone is going to agree. OJ Simpson is searching for the real killer on golf courses across the nation. Hillary's tree is adorned with porno ornaments. I believe OJ is a double murderer. I believe Hillary has the character, or lack thereof, and a dark soul capable of what Aldrich has described. When it comes to the Clintons, overwhelming proof is never enough.
44 posted on 12/26/2002 10:11:53 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: fight_truth_decay; Chu Gary
I'm going to go with the skeptics on this one. Just because a conservative publishes it doesn't make it true. I'd treat an Aldrich story with the same deference I treat a Bob Woodward story.
Disagree with Hillary!'s policies all you want - I certainly disagree with them, and she's technically my senator. But there's no reason to pull stuff out of your a** to make her look bad. She does that just fine on her own.
45 posted on 12/26/2002 10:13:27 PM PST by laurav
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To: laurav
But there's no reason to pull stuff out of your a** to make her look bad.


I really didn't want to flame anyone here, but I must respond. If it is Aldrich to which you refer, he can take it up with you. If it is me to whom you refer, you can kiss mine.

46 posted on 12/26/2002 10:22:38 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Jocelyn Elders has her fingerprints all over this tree.

(Sorry for the mental image.) #;^)

47 posted on 12/26/2002 10:44:51 PM PST by Balata
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To: LiteKeeper
48 posted on 12/26/2002 10:54:50 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: fight_truth_decay
" 'Have you seen Bertha?', one FBI agent asked Gary Aldrich during the time they were 'decorating' Hillary's Blue Room Christmas tree. "Yes, I had seen Bertha -- big, ebony Bertha. Bertha was a statue that Hillary had selected to be placed along the public tour line ... Bertha was twice life-size and was very naked. Bertha had enormous buttocks, far out of proportion to the rest of her body. This is why the permanent White House staff named her Bertha, which is short for 'Bertha's Big Butt'. This is what the first lady considered appropriate for the eyes of thousands and thousands of visitors who toured the White House -- Bertha's Big Butt."

I was in D.C. at that time of "Big Bertha". Bertha was one of about a dozen statues by the same artist. I don't know his name but his other statues adorned that parkway just south of the White House. I guess Hillary's favorite was right at the White House. The artist seemed to have a thing for naked fat women with fat ankles. Anyways, this artist charged our goverment something huge ungodly amount. The number of one million comes to mind...not sure if that was per statue or for the whole shebang.

They were butt-ugly!!

The huge-@$$ed female, in that mother-goddess-worship crap, is to represent the Mother Goddess herself. I say Big Bertha was none other than Hillary's calling card. She thinks she is the Great One and is only waiting to be publicly proclaimed as such by her minions.

49 posted on 12/26/2002 11:13:48 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: doug from upland
Past Christmas themes at the Clinton White House include:

"A Winter Wonderland" (1998),
"Santa’s Workshop" (1997),
"The Nutcracker" (1996),
"‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and All Through the House’"(1995),
"The Twelve Days of Christmas" (1994),
and "Angels" (1993).

50 posted on 12/27/2002 12:13:49 AM PST by Balata
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To: doug from upland
The following is the 1994 White House Christmas Tree with the theme of "Twelve Days of Christmas":

51 posted on 12/27/2002 12:19:06 AM PST by Balata
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To: doug from upland; Alamo-Girl
Wait. Watch. Worry.
52 posted on 12/27/2002 5:57:33 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: doug from upland
My brother-in-law gave me a bottle of this (hot sauce) for Christmas. "Handle carefully - it may stain your clothing":

53 posted on 12/27/2002 6:00:44 AM PST by RFP
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To: doug from upland
Thanks, Doug. You are doing a tremendous service for our country. Don't stop.
54 posted on 12/27/2002 6:15:32 AM PST by Freedom'sWorthIt
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To: doug from upland
Doug have read your comments back to 1999. I agree with you 100% on Hillary. I just am somewhat suspect with the purpose for the stories from those that are trying to make a buck. I admire your dedication. However, I am just a fact person. I want to see a picture or another source besides this writer and every story I find on this "tree in the Blue Room" leads back to Aldrich's book.

Dr. William Pierce (broadcast available thru Vanguard) in part comments:"Some of Aldrich's observations in the Clinton White House are more interesting than others. For example, the FBI agents there learned not to be surprised or shocked when they occasionally encountered homosexual staff members going at it in White House offices or showers. And Aldrich's observations of Hillary's autocratic behavior, her loud and vulgar language, and her screaming fits directed at those who displeased her, including her husband, are consistent with the reports of other observers.

Aldrich tells of being asked to help decorate some of the Christmas trees in the various rooms of the White House in December 1994 and being horrified when he discovered that the Christmas-tree decorations supplied by Hillary consisted of condoms, various miniature items of drug paraphernalia, and little sex toys.

The White House staffers described in Unlimited Access are former student radicals. They are the people who back in the 1970s used to organize loud and rowdy campus demonstrations demanding that some professor be fired whom they considered to be a "racist" or a "fascist." They used to occupy the dean's office and trash the place in order to get their way, defecating on the dean's desk and urinating in his files. Now they've graduated, gone on to law school and gotten law degrees, and joined the system they used to demonstrate against. But their manners, their morals, and their ideas haven't changed a bit. This fact hit Aldrich with a jolt when a fellow FBI agent said to him: "Don't you recognize these people, Gary? They're the people we used to arrest."

"And now the FBI is working for them! Isn't democracy wonderful?"

"One section of Aldrich's book really struck me. He recalls his early days in the FBI, and in particular the time in the fall of 1969 when he was assigned to dress like a student radical and mingle with a crowd of nearly 500,000 pro-Viet Cong demonstrators at a march in Washington. He was supposed to keep his eyes and ears open, and if he learned anything about the plans of the demonstrators to do anything especially dangerous he was to report back to FBI headquarters."

"The interesting thing to me is that I also was present as an observer in that 1969 demonstration in Washington. I had mingled with a mob of about 5,000 demonstrators who had split off from the main demonstration and converged on the building housing the Department of Justice. I watched as the demonstrators smashed out nearly every window in the ground floor of the building and then began using long poles to poke out the second-floor windows. There were soldiers with machine guns on the roof and in the halls behind the doors, which had been chained shut, but they made no attempt to interfere with the demonstrators who were smashing the windows."

"Several hundred policemen had barricaded Constitution Avenue in an attempt to keep the mob contained, and the demonstrators began throwing Coke bottles with lighted firecrackers in them -- primitive fragmentation grenades -- into the ranks of the police. Eventually the police responded with a moving barrage of tear-gas grenades, and the mob stampeded. I was in the middle of that mob, surrounded on every side by tightly packed demonstrators, and as my lungs filled with the burning, choking tear gas, I thought I would die. Within a few seconds the mob began running west along Constitution Avenue, and I ran with them, moving my legs as fast as I could and worrying that if I stumbled I would be trampled to death. Eventually I reached the 12th Street underpass and ran into the tunnel, where I gradually recovered from the tear gas. A few months after that experience I organized the National Youth Alliance, which evolved into the National Alliance."

"Aldrich doesn't say whether or not he also got a dose of tear gas that day, but he concludes his comments on the episode with the following, and I quote: "Earlier that day, in another time zone, five hundred protesters from Oxford led by William Jefferson Blythe Clinton marched on the American Embassy. Many carried little red books (by Chairman Mao) and Viet Cong flags, shouting, ‘Down with the United States,’ and, ‘Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh!’ It was a coordinated effort, set up by the Vietnam Moratorium Committee, or VMC, an organization run by Sam Brown, a good friend of Bill Clinton. On this side of the Atlantic, I stood at a police barricade and hoped the officers would be able to return safely to their wives and children that night. On the other side of the Atlantic, the future President of the United States was leading a march against his own country's embassy."

55 posted on 12/27/2002 9:33:01 AM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: fight_truth_decay
Thanks for the post. Now, I will give a source for the following info. He is Lt. Col. Tom McKenney, whom I had on my radio show a few months ago. The colonel has written extensively about Clinton. I cannot tell you what he did in VietNam, but the guy is an American hero.

McKenney also commented on a demonstration in England, led by Clinton. In that demonstration, the flag of the United States was burned. Yes, the man who would become commander in chief, led a demonstration against his country on foreign soil in which the American flag was burned.

56 posted on 12/27/2002 9:43:44 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: fight_truth_decay
I almost forgot. On the Donahue show, Clinton denied carrying the coffin to our embassy. However, his old friend from Georgetown, Father Richard McSorley, recalls vividly that Clinton helped carry a coffing the the American Embassy in London, and that when police stopped the group from entering the embassy compound, it was Clinton who negotiated as the leader of the demonstrators.
57 posted on 12/27/2002 9:46:16 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Bump. I wanna see some pix of these ornaments, though.
58 posted on 12/27/2002 9:55:29 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: doug from upland
The White House typically has more than a dozen trees, one in every major room and some in those offices seen only by WH employees. As the Blue Room is one of the most public rooms, you'd think if this stuff hung from the tree there that someone would have mentioned it at the time in a newspaper. If there is any truth to this story, then a tree decorated with amateurish stuff would have been in one of the many less conspicuous rooms.
59 posted on 12/27/2002 11:13:56 AM PST by DonQ
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To: DonQ
Yes, and you would have thought that the rape of Juanita Broaddrick would have been on Jennings and Rather -- but it wasn't. You would have thought that what troopers Perry and Patterson knew about the Foster death would have been all over the news -- but it wasn't. You would have thought that Bill Clinton's failure to finish at Oxford because he was booted out of the country for raping Eileen Wellstone would be all over the news -- but it wasn't.
60 posted on 12/27/2002 1:41:58 PM PST by doug from upland
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