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Are you a Democrat? Take this test and find out!
The Political Vine (Georgia grass-roots GOP Newsletter) ^ | 1.3.03

Posted on 01/03/2003 11:19:21 AM PST by mhking

Are You A Democrat? Take This Test To Find Out!

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

Virtually anyone can be a Democrat; just simply quit thinking and vote that way; but, if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some necessary prerequisites. Compare the list below and see how you rate:

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U. S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of the Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no "Art" before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial; but, being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from our cities do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason Socialism hasn't worked anywhere its been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

P. S. There really isn't anything very "democratic" about the Democrat Party. Think about that!


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1 posted on 01/03/2003 11:19:21 AM PST by mhking
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To: mhking
That's why a prefer the term Demoncrat.
2 posted on 01/03/2003 11:25:56 AM PST by SteveSenti
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To: mhking
Not a bad post at all.

One major omission: each of the points listed should be followed by thunderous applause. That's exactly what will happen when these points of the Democrat Party Platform are announced at their next convention in Boston.

In fact, large segments of the Democrat audience will repeat these Holy Doctrines as they are presented. Amen, my Democrat Brothers!

3 posted on 01/03/2003 11:26:07 AM PST by Francohio
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To: mhking
Good one but older than the hills. I've always liked it though.
4 posted on 01/03/2003 11:26:37 AM PST by groanup
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To: mhking
No wonder I don't see any democrats in here...something stinks!
5 posted on 01/03/2003 11:35:23 AM PST by Kilborn
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To: mhking
21. You believe that Hillary Clinton should be the President of the United States in 2004.

If you, as a good Democrat, would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in 2004, please click the link below.

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~kinho/youare.swf
6 posted on 01/03/2003 11:46:04 AM PST by Look_Closer
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To: groanup
Yes, it is old but it should be posted as often as possible and it should be passed along to all who will read it, plus it should be pasted on all Known DemocRATs Windshield!
7 posted on 01/03/2003 11:51:05 AM PST by Slipjack
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To: mhking
I like this wording better:

You have to believe it is wrong to kill a convicted murderer, but right to kill an unborn child.
8 posted on 01/03/2003 11:58:05 AM PST by Mr. K
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To: mhking
Have the folks over at DU seen this poll yet?
9 posted on 01/03/2003 12:21:45 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: mhking
Ummm, showing my ignorance here, but who are that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem?
10 posted on 01/03/2003 12:22:50 PM PST by taxcontrol
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To: Cobra64
Have the folks over at DU seen this poll yet?

I'm sure someone's shown 'em, but I ain't the one to be sullying myself going over there...

11 posted on 01/03/2003 12:34:07 PM PST by mhking
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To: mhking
read later
12 posted on 01/03/2003 12:46:25 PM PST by LiteKeeper
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To: mhking
Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?


13 posted on 01/03/2003 12:55:23 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: mhking
Me neither. I went there once and was amazed at how uninformed those morons are.
14 posted on 01/03/2003 12:57:01 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

36

15 posted on 01/03/2003 1:01:18 PM PST by mhking
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To: mhking
Nope. Don't have to. I am a bad Republican.
16 posted on 01/03/2003 1:04:08 PM PST by RichInOC
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To: mhking
World's Smallest Political Quiz


17 posted on 01/03/2003 1:04:29 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
I took that one long ago, and ended up solidly in the libertarian category. I still find myself with many libertarian (little "l") principles and leanings, but I refuse to do anything more with the LP. They've done their level best to tick me off and alienate me over the last year and a half or so.

As far as I'm concerned, they can stay right out there on the fringe.

18 posted on 01/03/2003 1:08:09 PM PST by mhking
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To: mhking
Here a few more ... (Sorry, some will probably be repeats.)


19 posted on 01/03/2003 1:17:39 PM PST by cdefreese
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
You are a liberal...

if you believe a souless power/ego driven bureaucrat/bureauCRACY will help you---

govt science/schools/unions...

'social' engineers/engineering too!

DEVILCRATS...liberal---faux/mole 'conservatives' too!
20 posted on 01/03/2003 1:19:01 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: mhking
I am a 36 as well.
21 posted on 01/03/2003 1:19:44 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: mhking
Good one!
22 posted on 01/03/2003 1:21:00 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

39!

23 posted on 01/03/2003 1:21:54 PM PST by Doomonyou
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Liberal or Conservative?

39 here

24 posted on 01/03/2003 1:25:51 PM PST by SaveTheChief
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To: Eaker; JZoback; aruanan; Grampa Dave; Neil E. Wright; pimaarms; habs4ever; Ditter; shaggy eel; ...
ping for a chuckle - although it is too true to be funny!
25 posted on 01/03/2003 1:26:06 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
30 on the first test. Dead top libertarian on the second.

(sarcasm)I'm shocked I tell you!(/sarcasm)

26 posted on 01/03/2003 1:28:50 PM PST by Dead Corpse
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To: Francohio
... Democrat Party Platform are announced at their next convention in Boston.

Please, it's bad enough that I have to drive home in blizzard, but could you please not remind me about that again for at least another two years.

Thanks.

LiM

27 posted on 01/03/2003 1:29:26 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: mhking
I found myself scoring almost a libertarian label but I do not necessarily buy it, given the fact that this seems to be administered by a libertarian website.

Some of the questions are vague and non-specific, so they can apply the answers however they feel meets their needs.

28 posted on 01/03/2003 1:31:05 PM PST by SaveTheChief
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
38, I don't know where I lost points. This test reminds me of the Army leadership inventory test, questions like, "Would you rather lead men into combat or arrange flowers?" If you're trying to get into West Point, what do the think the right answer is?
29 posted on 01/03/2003 1:37:35 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: mhking
I don't need no steenkeen test!

I can find my ass with only one hand. Ergo, I am not a Democrat. A Democrat would need both hands and still couldn't find his ass.


30 posted on 01/03/2003 1:41:10 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I agree most of the questions are this way.
31 posted on 01/03/2003 1:42:35 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: SteveSenti
DemonRAT...

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

32 posted on 01/03/2003 1:45:00 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Terriergal
Great and fun thread...lots of chuckles..thanks for the flag
33 posted on 01/03/2003 1:45:20 PM PST by RnMomof7
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To: mhking
Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

37- between Bob Dole and Ronald Reagan.
34 posted on 01/03/2003 1:47:22 PM PST by JimRed
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To: Mudboy Slim
foflmfao!
35 posted on 01/03/2003 1:47:33 PM PST by SteveSenti
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
I am definately a ConservaBabe!


36 posted on 01/03/2003 1:48:56 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: mhking
Great Post
37 posted on 01/03/2003 1:50:55 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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To: groanup
I haven't read this before. I guess I'm not as groanup as you are. ;)

I did enjoy it and will print it out and pass it on.
38 posted on 01/03/2003 1:51:21 PM PST by flutters
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
37 - between Reagan and Dole.
39 posted on 01/03/2003 1:52:10 PM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Hubba hubba!
40 posted on 01/03/2003 1:55:22 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: mhking
You think Marijuana should be legalized but want to ban tobacco

You think Jimmy Carter can solve any foriegn crisis

You belive if we unilaterally disarm, Communist countries and terrorist will follow our lead.

You think any African American who isn't a Democrat or is Sucessful is an Uncle Tom.

You believe if it weren't for Rush, Sean or Fox News the Democrats would have won the last elections

You think every August 6th & 9th we should apologize for dropping the Atomic bomb on those poor innocent Japanesse.

You think Paul Wellstone's funneral was appropiate especially considering it was Bush & the CIA who had him killed.

You are hoping that the economy gets worse and the war with Iraq goes bad, Another words you are hoping Americans suffer and some die just so Bush looks bad.

41 posted on 01/03/2003 1:59:18 PM PST by qam1
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Liberal/Conservative Test

Score: 35, Bob Dole

42 posted on 01/03/2003 1:59:41 PM PST by MrJingles
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To: Anoel
This thread has some fun links that you might enjoy.
43 posted on 01/03/2003 2:00:38 PM PST by DeSoto
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Let the flaming begin!

Liberal or Conservative - 15!

I can still hold meaningful conversations with people while not even caring about if they scored a 15 or a 39!

44 posted on 01/03/2003 2:02:32 PM PST by Kilborn
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To: cdefreese
Even better than the original.
45 posted on 01/03/2003 2:06:27 PM PST by aruanan
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To: MrJingles
Score: 35, Bob Dole

Hows the Viagra working?

46 posted on 01/03/2003 2:23:50 PM PST by Doomonyou
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To: SteveSenti
Muchas gracias, mi amigo...MUD
47 posted on 01/03/2003 2:27:58 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: dd5339
Ping Folllow the thread! good for a chuckle...
50 posted on 01/03/2003 3:27:01 PM PST by cavtrooper21
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