Skip to comments.Mark Steyn: Can America be serious?
Posted on 01/09/2003 9:07:42 AM PST by Pokey78
Whats up with North Korea? Your guess is as good as mine and probably rather better than Kim Jong-Ils. Even if you figure out a rational reason for why hes chosen this particular time to play nuclear brinkmanship, its unlikely, by its very rationality, to be his reason.
Nonetheless, its merely the latest gift to those in the West opposed to war with Iraq. Whether or not the axis of evil holds regular board meetings, there does seem to be a remarkable amount of interdepartmental co-ordination. For a year now, whenever the Americans look set to take on Saddam, some fortuitous diversion has come along: last springs ferocious intensification of the Palestinian intifada, Crown Prince Abdullahs entirely fictitious peace plan, and now North Koreas nuclear capability. The idea, eagerly taken up by the Wests many Saddamites, is that Iraq is something you never get around to: oh, no, you gotta put Baghdad on the back burner till you solve the Palestinian question, North Koreas nuclear stand-off, the East Midlands borough council reorganisation crisis, whatever.
Well, Baghdads been on the back burner for a year now. The war has lost all momentum and both Americas serious enemies and her knockabout disparagers have been emboldened. If Saddam had been toppled to the cheers of a grateful populace last spring, among other consequences Yasser would be out of office, the ayatollahs would be packing, the House of Saud would be feeling the squeeze of lower oil prices, Boy Assad would have changed course so fast he might actually merit that invite to tea with the Queen, and the European anti-war movement would not have swollen inexorably in inverse proportion to the amount of actual war. Whether Kim Jong-Il would still have decided to go in for a couple of rounds of No Dong braggadocio is harder to say. (No Dongs the name of his missile, by the way.) But in doing so hes given endless pleasure to the legions of anti-American Europeans and anti-Bush Democrats, all now solemnly huffing about the inconsistencies of the Presidents approach to the axis of evil: why is Bush so hot for war with Iraq, which hasnt yet got weapons of mass destruction, but not with North Korea, which already has? Its obvious that Pyongyangs the bigger threat but that Bush cant get over Saddam because he wants to avenge his father, seize the oil, blah blah blah.
Oh, come on. I know nothings happened for 12 months and we pundits are staggering around punchily landing ever feebler blows on each other, but this argument is pathetic. The time to stop Saddam is before he gets nukes. Once hes got em, its over. Kim Jong-Il is no threat at all, at least not to the United States. He could conceivably have an advanced Dong capable of hitting San Diego, but, if it ever did, it would be the last thing he or anybody else in North Korea ever did. If Psycho Boy really feels the need to fire his Dong at someone, Tokyo or Vancouver would be far more interesting targets: how would a non-nuclear power respond? A strong resolution at the UN?
But the only damage he can do to America hes mostly already done. In the eight years since Bill Clinton and Nobel Peanut Prize winner Jimmy Carter brokered their breakthrough agreement with North Korea, Pyongyang has been enormously helpful to Irans and Pakistans nuclear programmes. Had Pakistan still been in the hands of Nawaz Sharif, last years nuke stand-off with India might have gone very differently. Iran is on its way to a No Dong capable of hitting Israel, and, as Hashemi Rafsanjani, one of those famous Iranian moderates, has said, the day the Muslim world gets a deliverable nuclear weapon the Israeli question will be settled for ever. And, of course, these are only the clients of Pyongyang that we know about. North Korea is an economic basket-case with nothing to sell but its Dong. It seems reasonable to assume that several well-funded freelances the non-state actors, as they say have also made their pilgrimage to Pyongyang.
It would be interesting to see Kim Jong-Ils shipping invoices, but thats about the only real stake America has in North Korea. Next time anyone goes on about the inconsistencies of Bushs approach to Baghdad and Pyongyang, pull out an atlas. Iraq is a big shot in a region of turbulent flop states; North Korea is a pitiful little freak show surrounded by world powers and economic success stories. Saddam is the new Saladin, an inspiration to millions of Arab males in Syria, Jordan, Saudi and the Palestinian Authority; nobody in South Korea, China, Russia or Japan wants to be like Kim Jong-Il or have anything to do with his parochial, irrelevant, unexportable juche ideology. On Wall Street in the old greed-is-good days, they used to call hotshot traders BSDs Big Swinging Dongs. Thats what Saddam is: the Big Swinging Dong of Araby. And, say what you like, it seems to impress George Galloway. By contrast, North Korea is literally the No Dong state. Take a look at a satellite picture of the peninsula by night: South Korea ablaze in electric light, the North in darkness. In Far East Asia, North Koreas the hole in the doughnut.
Saddam wants weapons of mass destruction in order to cow his immediate neighbours and neuter some more distant ones, such as Europe by neuter, I mean that the EUs present theoretically reversible vasectomy vis-à-vis Iraq would be turned into full-scale castration. In so far as hes burning to nuke anyone, its Israel; and hell give that one some thought before pressing the button. He might support some rogue terrorists with plans to hit the US, if he thought he could get away with it.
Kim Jong-Ils psycho state, on the other hand, is a pipsqueak in the shadow of two big-time nuclear players, China and Russia. It has no hope of regional dominance. Its conventional forces an army reliant on aging weaponry with few spare parts couldnt seriously threaten the south with invasion and occupation. All Pyongyang could do is drop the big one on Seoul if it decided it wanted to go out like those New Hampshire crazies in the last months of winter who get the cabin fever so bad they cant take being shut up with the missus any longer and blow her away and then themselves.
Assuming that even Kim Jong-Il isnt that nuts, what we have is a Cold War backwater trying to reinvent itself. Its neighbours South Korea, Japan and China have grown rich by making export products designed to appeal to Western consumerism. Kim figures North Korea can grow rich by making export products designed to appeal to Islamic terrorists and rogue states. How lucrative this speciality mail-order market is remains to be seen, but its long-term growth potential must be in doubt. For the most part, Kim would be selling his cut-price Dongs to groups who are anxious to use them. The moment they do, and the provenance is traced, North Koreas role as quartermaster to the worlds wackos will be over. In the Middle East, nukes would elevate Saddam to invulnerability. In North Korea, theyre the death spasm of a state with no raison dêtre. Saddam has viable ambitions. Kim doesnt.
Thats why the EU schadenfreude set may be wrong to assume that the present public face of the Bush administration its nonchalance, as my fellow Canadian David Warren puts it is an unconvincing pose beneath which everyones in a state of blind panic. I dont think so. North Korea is a temporary problem that may offer some long-term benefits to the US. Hardly anyone in Washington is enthusiastic about the present massive troop commitment to South Korea, a 50-year-old ceasefire preserved in aspic, a M*A*S*H rerun that never ends. Plenty of ingrates in the South want the Yanks out. The Chinese and Russians are pally with Seoul these days, and, judging from his offer to mediate between the US and the North, the Souths new unfriendly President Roh doesnt seem to understand that Uncle Sams there to defend him and for no other reason. For some years now, the Americans have been stuck in the middle getting screwed by Koreans North and South. Given the antipathy of their Southern hosts, those 37,000 US troops serve no useful purpose except as potential nuclear hostages in the event that the North decides to go for the big one.
Once you start looking at the broader picture, the obvious question is: why should the US be the point man on Korea anyway? Given that theres a sporting chance that some of those long-range Dongs will be used in certain troublesome Russian republics, Moscow has as great an interest as Washington in putting the squeeze on Pyongyang. True, China, which recently shipped 20 tons of tributyl phosphate to North Korea for extracting plutonium from their stockpile of spent reactor fuel, seems noticeably reluctant to apply any pressure to its neighbour. But, if theyre that relaxed about nuclear proliferation in their backyard, then, as the Washington Posts Charles Krauthammer suggests, Washington should toss em a wild card: how about a nuclear Japan?
In other words, the US should use this crisis to its advantage. It needs fewer infantrymen hunkered down among the landmines in the DMZ and more ships tracking suspicious cargo heading west. But, in a more general sense, it also needs to disentangle itself from non-essential issues and leave them on some other folks plates. Unfortunately, Washington now has a timing problem: it would look like a capitulation to pull troops out of the constrained timewarp of the DMZ, unless such a withdrawal were agreed, say, a week after Saddam was blown to pieces in his bunker. Inaction in Korea is only a problem because of a year of inaction everywhere else.
A couple of weeks back in this space, I made a passing reference to rope-a-dope the much promoted theory under which the administrations apparent lethargy this last year is all part of some cunning bluff. Even if it were true, a man like Kim Jong-Il reminds us of the perils of this approach: crazy as he is, its unlikely hed be crying Look at me! Over here, you moronic cowboy! if Bush had already killed Saddam and set in motion the remaking of the Middle East. The 13 months since the liberation of Afghanistan allowed Kim to figure that the US isnt serious. When Saddam looks out the window and sees Hans Blix motoring around in his UN minibus, he concludes likewise. So do Hamas and Hezbollah. And those ill-disciplined Pakistani border guards who fired on US troops the other day. And the al-Qaeda sleepers in Amsterdam and London and Montreal. And all the other likely customers of Kims going-for-a-Dong discount warehouse.
Every month that passes without the Americans using force against Iraq increases North Koreas potential client list. Thats the linkage, and the deterioration in perception this last year is at least as damaging as any actual capability in Pyongyangs arsenal. If Saddams still in power by May, the worlds in big trouble.
Thats a great suggestion. I'll even one up them - how about a nuclear Taiwan? The communists will always connive with one another to enslave free peoples.
If we had folks on the ball in DC, we'd blow up the tributyl phosphate shipment and deny any involvement. I.e., practical nonproliferation policy instead of State Department B.S.
as Hashemi Rafsanjani, one of those famous Iranian moderates, has said, the day the Muslim world gets a deliverable nuclear weapon the Israeli question will be settled for ever.
A horrific thought. I wonder what Babs thinks about Israel.
Saddam doesn't need nukes. He already has anthrax, and is therefore quite invulnerable, unfortunately. There is just no getting around that reality.
You bring out a couple of good points that Steyn doesn't.
First, much of our military was run down by the klintons, and they've fought tooth-and-nail, through the democRAT party, to prevent it from being rebuilt.
Second, our military industrial capacity has been weakened, again thanks to the RATS. The weaponry that should have been restocked after Gulf War I was instead further depleted by Bill using it to influence the daily news cycle whenever his ass was in legal trouble.
Third, Bill and Hitlery sucked up to terrorists of all kinds, and Bush has had to work hard to convince the world that America is under new management, and countries have to choose between helping, or being listed in the footnotes of the "axis of evil".
The "delay" has been used to fix our weaknesses, and undo some of the damage caused by Bill and Hitlery, who harmed America far more than the raghead terrorists could ever aspire to. My personal prediction is that Gulf War 2 will last less than a week, and will have so much high-tech razzle-dazzle that scenes from Gulf War 1 will look like slogging through the trenches of World War 1.
The guy makes it sound like we could have done it last spring. My own read is that we didn't have the inventory to do it. Basically, Clinton had sold off too much of our military inventory for DNC donations.
Last spring I called a guy about some question regarding a barrel for a target rifle and the guy told me he didn't have time for any sort of civilian firearm business just then, that he was working 24-hour days and seven day weeks making machinegun barrels. The United States was basically out of machinegun barrels. That's a simple basic item which we should have warehouses full of. A machinegun can only fire a couple of hundred shots before you switch the barrel and let the one you just used cool off. A machinegun crew consists of the gunner, a guy to load ammo belts, and a third guy to change barrels. The idea of the United States having run out of machinegun barrels is unbelievable. It's also unbelievable that the Bush administration has somehow or other gotten our inventories up enouth to do something for Iraq in the short time he's had. He inherited a total unbelievable mess.
No Dongs the name of his missile
He could conceivably have an advanced Dong
If Psycho Boy really feels the need to fire his Dong at someone
nothing to sell but its Dong
Thats what Saddam is: the Big Swinging Dong of Araby
North Korea is literally the No Dong state
Krauthammer Canadian? I don't think so. Her grew up in Montreal but is an american by birth. See...
Charles Krauthammer was born in 1950 in New York City. He grew up in Montreal and was educated at McGill University (B A. with First Class Honors in Political Science and Economics, 1970), Oxford University (Commonwealth Scholar in Politics at Balliol College, 1970-71), and Harvard University (MD, Harvard Medical School, 1975). From 1975-78 he practiced medicine as a Resident and then Chief Resident in Psychiatry at the Massachusetts General Hospital His scientific papers, including his co-discovery of a form of manic-depressive illness, are still frequently cited in the psychiatric literature.
He be one smart dude though.
LOL! Steyn displays his characteristic brilliance with wordplay once again :)
Well then, somebody must have told them something that scared them.
And just what do you think the tens of thousands of reserves are being called up from their civilian jobs and sent to the gulf at a cost of billions of dollars for?
We are going in when we are ready. We don't need to prove anything ahead of time. There will be plenty of proof afterward.
OK, Mark, we will: