I got a laff out of this, posted on a Breaking Thread regarding vials of Bubonic Plague missing from Texas Tech University in Lubbock, Texas...
BREAKING NEWS: Authorities refuse to confirm or deny that an elaborate system of underground tunnels has been discovered in a Lubbock park near the site of the theft.
Homeland Security has dispatched a security team to assess the situation.
58 posted on 01/15/2003 1:03 PM CST by Diddle E. Squat
