[ElkGroveDan]

Better not take any chances, time for the foil hats:

[Paulus Invictus]

Where can I buy a hat like this one? It has a nice design and looks impermeable to incoming waves of UFO-generated brain scramblers. I saw an antenna like this one at KMart. They are called rabbit ears and pick up TV, radio and UFO signals.

[Colonel Jim]

Where's my foil? Hold mu beer n Ill go look for some.
Be right back, lol.

[Calvin Locke]

Now aren't you glad Nicolai Tesla died when he did? Lord knows what he was up to with this contraption.