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Watch out for 'adult' ads
TownHall.com ^ | 1/24/03 | Brent Bozell

Posted on 01/23/2003 9:24:22 PM PST by kattracks

The typical American child today cannot escape the bombardment of sexuality, in every medium, at every moment, day or night. It happens at the movies. It happens on television. It happens on the radio. It certainly happens in advertising. Ad critics used to be outraged about "subliminal seduction." In these randy times, almost nobody's subliminal about seduction.

Unlike the programs they fund, commercials have to be simple, direct and cut to the point quickly. Producers of programs might try to suggest that their envelope-pushing sex scenes of suggestive dialogue are tangential to the plot. Ad makers don't have that luxury. They're either blatantly selling with sex, or they're not.

The latest ad debate began as the National Football League's finest began fighting to the finish. Miller Lite's creative team borrowed almost exactly the memorable old Linda Evans vs. Joan Collins public-fountain catfight on the 1980s show "Dynasty," updated for the 21st century with a lot more flesh. Two sexy bombshells, one blonde, one brunette, come to watery blows over the classic Lite slogans of "great taste" vs. "less filling," but with their clothes falling off and suggestive flashes of bulging bikini-clad breasts and buttocks.

Then the commercial cuts to two guys in a bar saying, "who wouldn't want to watch that?" Next to them are two women, presumably their dates, blankly staring at these Neanderthals. After the hard sell for the beer, the scene returns to the two bikini-clad babes fighting in wet cement. (Originally, this scene ended with one girl saying to the other, "Let's make out." Someone with a shot glass full of taste eventually edited that line out.)

Miller spokesmen defended the ad as "a lighthearted spoof of guys' fantasies." Some people think it's a funny exaggeration of male and female attitudes. Others cringe and think it's a crude caricature of gender relations, or a shameless excuse for dragging male eyeballs to the beer logos.

But not enough are asking: What are the children seeing? Miller suggests this ad isn't any worse than the hundreds of steamy scenes seen in prime time. But Miller knows full well there are probably a lot more pre-teen boys watching NFL football games on weekend afternoons than watching adult-themed prime-time shows.

Another new commercial promotes the athletic prowess you can acquire with Nike Shox sneakers. Unfortunately, it's chosen to make a streaker the star of its commercial, albeit with his private parts pixillated. The streaker disrupts a very realistic-looking soccer game broadcast, outrunning security guards and then suggestively twirling his hips around a flag in the corner of the field. If you streak in public, you get arrested for indecent exposure. If you streak on TV, you can be the star of a commercial. To be sure, there are creative flashes to make the viewer laugh, but they would be utterly lost on many 12-year-olds watching a football game. They just see nudity.

Budweiser is airing an ad where a new boyfriend and girlfriend are watching the big game. She's wearing only an old oversized sweatshirt that she says belonged to an old boyfriend. He asks why she won't wear one of his sweatshirts instead. She says that bigger just feels better. He looks uncomfortable. How many ways can that be interpreted? At least this one might go over the heads of some younger ones.

Not every new commercial relies on nudity or sexual themes to plug the product. Take Pepsi, whose last prominent campaign tweaked viewers by suggesting septuagenarian Bob Dole was taking an unhealthy fancy to teen-pop sex kitten Britney Spears. Their new Super Bowl commercial will feature Ozzy Osbourne and his kids, Jack and Kelly, advertising Pepsi Twist. Jack and Kelly "twist" into Donny and Marie Osmond, much to Ozzy's horror. Ozzy then wakes up to reveal this nightmare to wife Sharon, except she's now "Brady Bunch" mom Florence Henderson.

You'd like to think that this is a blow in favor of traditional values -- see the foul-mouthed metalhead have a nightmare instead of providing one. But you know instinctively that Pepsi's ad team is really ridiculing Donny and Marie and Florence as has-beens of hoary wholesomeness. The joke's on them.

Miller Lite, Budweiser and Nike will probably not suffer financially -- they'll probably benefit -- for dancing around the boundaries of taste in their commercials. Too few people really take the time to think about how these 30-second scenarios are processed by the young. It's just another reason why many parents feel assaulted by popular culture, even in its tiniest fractions.

Brent Bozell is President of Media Research Center, a TownHall.com member group.

©2003 Creators Syndicate, Inc.

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1 posted on 01/23/2003 9:24:22 PM PST by kattracks
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To: diotima
PTC ping
2 posted on 01/23/2003 9:46:15 PM PST by Nick Danger (Sitzkrieg)
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To: Nick Danger
Thanks for the PTC ping!
3 posted on 01/23/2003 9:51:02 PM PST by diotima (Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.)
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To: kattracks
I think the Miller and Nike ads are two of the most entertaining commercials I've seen in a while. Pardon me while I stop dragging my knuckles on the ground.
4 posted on 01/23/2003 9:51:41 PM PST by July 4th
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To: kattracks
If you're going to criticize a commercial, at least get the facts straight.(not you Kattracks, the guy who wrote the article) The "let's make out" line is still in the commercial. When played on cable, it's in, when played on regular television, it's left out.

Actually, this ad doesn't bother me a bit. It's so over the top, no one can take it seriously, if they have any sense of humor at all.

Under the different strokes category, the current ad that does bug me is the Smirnoff Ice commercial where a bunch of heroin chic retards total out a laundromat and start dancing. Am I the only one who's noticing that more and more commercials (music videos have done it forever) that equate vandalism with having fun?

5 posted on 01/23/2003 9:57:40 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: kattracks
Prurient moral-liberal social-Darwinist every-man-is-an-island do-your-own-thang-and-its-all-nobody's-business AIDS-R-Us no-unalienable-right-to-life immorality-generates-money BTTT.
6 posted on 01/23/2003 9:58:20 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: kattracks
There's an interesting Capital One (credit card issuer) ad airing these days, that sells the queer agenda as hard as it does consumer credit. In 30 seconds, we're treated to: sexual role reversals (weak, feckless man; strong, competent woman); transvestism (the man is tossed into a pile of clothes and emerges wearing a pink feather boa and tiara), and the side-splitting humor of involuntary anal penetration (the credit card "monster" is impaled on a pencil).
7 posted on 01/23/2003 10:00:44 PM PST by Romulus
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To: Romulus
Dude, you are tooooooooooo Deep, how about you swim a little closer to the shore where the rest of us are wading!

Metarzan

8 posted on 01/23/2003 10:05:08 PM PST by METARZAN
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To: Cultural Jihad
What shocks me , more than these crude ads, are the FREEPERs who think that they're just fine. :-(
9 posted on 01/23/2003 10:06:41 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Romulus
Then there's the automobile commercial where a young couple are driving, and another unseen couple are obviously making out in the back seat. The front occupants are rolling their eyes in their oh-so-tolerant stance, even when a woman's foot extends into the front of the car. Once they reach their destination, the young driver says: "Mom, Dad, we're here."

Obviously they are not touting the features of their product. They are proselytizing moral-liberalism, and negating the kind messages which loving parents impart to their children. When enough consumers have to spend their money on medicines to treat self-inflicted diseases, or on taxes to help others, maybe these short-term-thinking marketing fools will change their tune.

10 posted on 01/23/2003 10:11:57 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: kattracks
Two sexy bombshells, one blonde, one brunette, come to watery blows over the classic Lite slogans of "great taste" vs. "less filling," but with their clothes falling off and suggestive flashes of bulging bikini-clad breasts and buttocks.

Take Pepsi, whose last prominent campaign tweaked viewers by suggesting septuagenarian Bob Dole was taking an unhealthy fancy to teen-pop sex kitten Britney Spears.

Sexy bombshells? Sex kitten? What the heck do these phrases mean? It sounds like the author of this article has trouble looking at women in anything other than a sexual way. Perhaps he has some unresolved sexual issues that he might be able to work out by spending some time on an analyst's couch.

11 posted on 01/23/2003 10:15:13 PM PST by judgeandjury (The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.)
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To: Cultural Jihad
A proper sentence needs a verb in it somewhere.

Keep practicing, and eventually you'll be able to write one.

L

12 posted on 01/23/2003 10:18:07 PM PST by Lurker (The definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different outcomes.)
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To: diotima
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.

The world is all...

And a bag of chips?

13 posted on 01/23/2003 10:20:03 PM PST by A.J.Armitage
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To: Richard Kimball
When your 12 year old daughter is watching football w/you when the commercial comes on it bothers me a bit.
14 posted on 01/23/2003 10:24:22 PM PST by ScoochDude
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To: METARZAN
Standing in an inch of water, I would imagine a bathtub appears deep to you. Romulus is right on the money, 'dude'. The credit card ad is designed to appeal to the 'alternate lifestyle' thinkers. The comapny producing the ad has said so during a business channel panel discussion of the upcoming SB commercials and their outrageous costs.
15 posted on 01/23/2003 10:24:27 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote Life Support for others.)
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To: Romulus; nopardons; Cultural Jihad
No one's making you watch TV. I don't.
16 posted on 01/23/2003 10:25:27 PM PST by A.J.Armitage
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To: Lurker
You should include a comma prior to 'somewhere', grammarian.
17 posted on 01/23/2003 10:27:00 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote Life Support for others.)
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To: judgeandjury

Yes, clearly there is projection, no sex kitten here....

18 posted on 01/23/2003 10:31:54 PM PST by diotima (Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.)
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To: A.J.Armitage

How fortunate for you that your children will never watch TV, nor be in the company of their peers who watch moral-liberal TV commercials, who come away thinking that rape and abuse are just harmless jokes. How fortunate for you that you will never have to pay taxes to care for the terrible results of people who are enticed to embrace a manana mindset. How lucky that your kids will never get stuck with a dirty needle in a public park long abandoned to the non-judgmental lawless and the live-for-today wreckless.

19 posted on 01/23/2003 10:32:49 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: A.J.Armitage
Hi Sweets!

The world is everything that is the case...and potato chips.
20 posted on 01/23/2003 10:32:58 PM PST by diotima (Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.)
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