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Osama In Coma, Near Death
John Batchelor, WABC Radio - NYC ^ | February 15, 2003 | TommyDale

Posted on 02/15/2003 8:15:06 AM PST by TommyDale

Just before midnight last night, John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan. He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.

Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.


TOPICS: Breaking News; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: mahdi; osamabinladen
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To: TommyDale
I always knew Osama was yellow!

If martyrdom is such a great thing, why is Osama always trying to get others to do it while he is unwilling to do it himself?

BOMB THAT CAVE!!!
41 posted on 02/15/2003 8:41:15 AM PST by TBP
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To: TommyDale
This is a joke, right?
42 posted on 02/15/2003 8:41:29 AM PST by Tennessean4Bush
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To: TommyDale
Better that he be in a coma than moving toward Miami with a new face.

May he die the death of every person he has directly or indirectly killed. For eternity.

He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma.

43 posted on 02/15/2003 8:41:33 AM PST by GOPJ
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To: GOPJ
I hope he get a.. cancer b4 he checks out
44 posted on 02/15/2003 8:41:43 AM PST by CanisLupus
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To: TommyDale
Inshallah /snicker
45 posted on 02/15/2003 8:41:47 AM PST by Diana Rose (I hate all things french)
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To: canuck_conservative
Renal failure is not painful. It's like falling asleep. It's the kidney's that are kapput. I'm using a German euthanism for the last time.
46 posted on 02/15/2003 8:42:18 AM PST by STD
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To: msuMD
Normally you don't turn yellow with end stage kidney disease. You turn yellow with end stage liver disease, ie Jaundice.

Sounds like multiple organ failure..
eeeeexcellent

48 posted on 02/15/2003 8:42:33 AM PST by evad (Fk Osama)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
I know - IT'S SERIOUS
(With apologies to The Smiths)

The Smiths song was the first thing I thought of too. That fact disturbs me :^)

49 posted on 02/15/2003 8:44:58 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Germany + France = the Axis of Weasel)
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To: denydenydeny
Of course the Democrats want to invade Pakistan. There is no national interest in it, so they're for it. Besides, Pakistan is an ally, so they must be punished.

Besides, a LOT of Dimmycrap pols get BIG $$$$$ from India, as the liberal Baltimore Sun reported a few yers back. Search on the name "Lalit Gadhia." He was funnelling Indoian Embassy money to Democrat politicians. The Sun reprinted the Airborne Express delivery label conclusively linking him to the Embassy.
50 posted on 02/15/2003 8:45:37 AM PST by TBP
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To: GOPJ
I think the Yellow color is a result of the stripe down his stinking cowardly, chickens$!# back, growing . May he spend eternity in hell surrounded by 72 virgins, (About 6'3" 240 lbs each and newly arrived from San Quentin maximum security facility, FOR MEN)!
51 posted on 02/15/2003 8:45:47 AM PST by ping jockey (Bite me Allah)
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To: TommyDale
It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.

52 posted on 02/15/2003 8:47:01 AM PST by Turbodog
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To: TommyDale
I have an American bottle of champagne chilling for when the old porker checks out.
53 posted on 02/15/2003 8:47:25 AM PST by Diana Rose (I hate all things french)
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To: TommyDale
Binny sighting are more common than Elvis sightings ever were...could this signal the end of the seemingly neverending Binny sightings? Will Binny now STAY DEAD??
54 posted on 02/15/2003 8:47:25 AM PST by cake_crumb (Without dictators, what reason would we have to keep the UN?)
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To: nutmeg
WABC Radio (770 AM) can be picked up in 38 states. In addition, stations carry their weekend show such as Charlotte (1110 AM).
55 posted on 02/15/2003 8:47:44 AM PST by TommyDale
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To: TommyDale
Who has this weekend's dates on death of bin Laden pool?
56 posted on 02/15/2003 8:48:27 AM PST by not-an-ostrich
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To: cake_crumb
No, he'll get a job working at a Minnesota gas station with Elvis...
57 posted on 02/15/2003 8:51:07 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it's really quite frightening.)
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To: evad
Sounds like multiple organ failure..

Yep..that is what happened to my grandpa when his kidneys failed. Coma then death.

58 posted on 02/15/2003 8:51:25 AM PST by LowOiL ("And will you profane Me among My people…keeping people alive who should not live"EZEK13:19)
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To: Semper Paratus
Al-Queda has determined that a martyred Big 'O' is now preferable to the post-mortem Osama they've been foisting on us with edited tapes.

Methinks it's the CIA putting out 'communications' from pig Laden to stir the chatter

59 posted on 02/15/2003 8:52:17 AM PST by IncPen
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To: TommyDale
WABC Radio (770 AM) can be picked up in 38 states.

Really? I wasn't aware of that! I live about 130 miles north of NYC, and WABC doesn't come in clearly at our house (we have a big 800 ft. rock ridge behind our house - that may have something to do with it). We can get WABC on our car radios, though. Actually, I do remember once being in Florida, and hearing WABC faintly one night on a car radio.

60 posted on 02/15/2003 8:53:41 AM PST by nutmeg (Liberate Iraq - Support Our Troops!)
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