Hmmmm...where is Mohammed in this?
Mohammed is looking all over the Islamic heaven trying to find 72 virgins. So far no luck. Seems they are more scarce than lawyers and priests.
posted on 02/15/2003 8:19:18 AM PST
But he did find 72 Virginians and they kicked his a**.
posted on 02/15/2003 9:31:34 AM PST
It's 72 VIRGILS and are they going to be surprised when they recreate that scene out of "Deliverance."
posted on 02/15/2003 9:35:15 AM PST
There will only be 72 VIRGINIANS to greet him in the hereafter....Thomas Jefferson, George Washington...et al...and as the saying goes, boy, are they p*ss*d! Probably slap his face a few times! Then, send him on his way to his eternal reward.
posted on 02/15/2003 9:44:52 AM PST
(I'm W's biggest fan...well, 2nd only to rintense)
Mohammed is looking all over the Islamic heaven trying to find 72 virgins...
Question: When a female sacrifices her life in jihad, does that make her a lesbian, or does she get 72 horny young men out chasing her?
posted on 02/15/2003 3:17:46 PM PST
by Dr Warmoose
(Just don't leave any brass with your fingerprints on it behind, OK?)
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