British Men Opt for Penis Extensions, Clinic Says

Reuters ^ | 2-17-03 | Anon Reuters Brit Stringer

[Pharmboy]

LONDON (Reuters) - Penis extensions are the top cosmetic surgery treatment for British men while women choose liposuction or breast enlargement, medics said on Monday.

The Harley Medical Group, which runs 10 private clinics in Britain, released figures for 2002 which showed more than a third of operations on men were for penis extensions, followed by nose surgery and liposuction.

Men made up 35 percent of the group's patients last year and their average age was between 22-37 years old.

The group said more men were also getting non-surgical procedures such as botox or collagen injections and paying for treatments with credit cards.

Non-surgical treatments to remove fine lines and wrinkles were also popular with women, according to the group.

[Pharmboy]

Sounds painful.

[Pharmboy]

Should really be in "Extension News"

[bannie]

..and STUPID!!! WHO would allow someone to...well, "If it ain't broke..."

!!!

[sit-rep]

What a bunch of morons...

Christ, if ya got the money to get your monkey stretched, just go down and buy a 12 meter Fountain power boat... You'll have all the broads you want then. Even with a little willy!!

JMHO

SR

[11th Earl of Mar]

I believe the operation is called an "addidictume."

[Dan(9698)]

>>>....and STUPID!!! WHO would allow someone to...well, "If it ain't broke..."

Someone called them Shorty.

[fight_truth_decay]

You'll have all the broads you want then

Who declared the female gender the object of their affection?

[friendly]

The Brits have no need for genitalia extenders. Tony Blair appears to possess massive cajones!

[ItsJeff]

Now if they could just create a device that would grow some balls, they could open up shop in France...

[Frank_Discussion]

Calling Austin Powers Bump!

[foolscap]

Pictures?

[bannie]

haha! If the name-caller was a woman, she wasn't doin' her job correctly...

;D

[bannie]

haha! If the name-caller was a woman, she wasn't doin' her job correctly...

;D

[Pharmboy]

Oh beeHAAAAVE...

[goose1]

I always knew the British were little weenies.

[Ditter]

Surely the botox injections are not intended for the penis!!!! That seem like it would be counter productive.

[DannyTN]

grow some balls, they could open up shop in France... LOL

[Pharmboy]

Who declared the female gender the object of their affection?

Interesting point...I bet your implication is correct.

[sit-rep]

lol...

Ya know, I can't go twelve hours without being reminded that we do share our world with the lowest common denominator.

You're right I guess... ...so, I'll re-phrase, if I may...

Instead of paying to get their monkey stretched, if they are homos, they should spend that money and have a huge gang bang. Hopefully, er... ...maybe one of the participants will have aids, and they get their dismissal from our world the way they like it.

If you are not gay, and if ya got the money to get your monkey stretched, just go down and buy a 12 meter Fountain power boat... You'll have all the broads you want then. Even with a little willy!! ...lol...

Sorry for not thinking, I hope this is better...

SR

[oyez]

Women receiving surgery to become men have an"Addadicktomy" Men getting an extension get an "addeddicktomy".

[oyez]

But just think, no wrinkles.

[Cyber Liberty]

Ping. I don't believe this....

[MadIvan]

I don't believe it either. If it was France, maybe.

Regards, Ivan

[WellsFargo94]

I thought the title read:

British Men Opt for Penis Extensions, CLINTON said!

[Mr. Mojo]

And in other news today, French men are praying for a medical breakthough for testicle enlargement.

[Mr. Mojo]

ah....you beat me to it.

[ErnBatavia]

There are those that buy these to serve as an "extension"

[Cyber Liberty]

Couldn't be France. Frenchmen don't have penises.

[TFMcGuire]

One could excuse this ecentricity in British men.

After all, several decades of socialism, PC emsasculation, in the face homosexuality, and general androphobia has left British men questioning their identities.

Who can fault them for wanting this assurance that they are more manly than British women.

To Tony Blair and all English males who are comfortable in their masculinity--appologies.

[blam]

"Should really be in "Extension News"

I'm curious as to why you pinged me to this thread.

You've been talking with my ex-wife huh? <>

[desertcry]

This sounds like a too one sided surgery to me. The women gets all the enjoyment, while the men gets all the pain. Are the english men masochistic, or just extremely generous, and love to see their women have a lot of fun?

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[ambrose]

ping

[Ditter]

This seems like the right place to tell the joke I got on email last week.

It seems a guy with a small penis went to the Dr to get an enlargment. The Dr told him a medium sized penis would cost $5000 & a large one would cost $15,000. The Dr. suggest he go home & discuss it with his wife because it was quite costly. The man called the Dr back to tell him he didn't think he would be getting the enlargment after all. The Dr. asked why & the man said his wife thought it over & decided she would rather remodel the kitchen. %;9}

[Waco]

It's probably just so it'll take longer tp pee,(they think) the brits will try most anything to piss away more time.

[desertcry]

LOL, that's a good one! She could have also said: I will have a much grander time shopping at Harolds with $15K than a longer pennis.

[jwalsh07]

"If it ain't broke..."

LOL, we have similar views on life apparently.

Gives new meaning to BTU's.

[LaraCroft]

How pathetic it would feel to have to have a boat or car to get women.

How bout getting your ass to the gym so ya look better?

Not just men like looking.

[AGreatPer]

Your gonna do what to my what? Don't think so.

[FreeReign]

British Men Opt for Penis Extensions, Clinic Says

This headline is Reuters propaganda aimed at the Brits at a time that Brits are showing uncommon fortitude.

The headline implies that the penis extensions are more common among British men compared to men of other countries. Yet the article does little to size-up the number of British penis extensions vs. the number of penis extensions by men of other countries.

I would wager that these said extesions are needed more by the men of France or even the puny pundits of Reuters.

[KnutCase]

When I was in the Navy, there was a little guy who had a tattoo on his....ummm....thing....it said "Shorty". But when he got an erection it spelled out "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

[sit-rep]

Well, I more or less thought it more humorous than factual, my comment. Point was about the expenditure.

I can understand somewhat if a woman was like totally flat, getting implants. But spending money if you're a guy, you really do have some serious hangups. Then I would say, buy the Fountain to get yor mind off of it!!

SR

[Free Trapper]

What I can't understand is if you get an extension,how in the world do you keep from tripping over it all the time?

[sit-rep]

Ah yes...

But, would you not rather this as an extension...

Or, if you're not in law enforcement, one of these??...

See, if size does not matter, why not go a little bigger??

SR

[KnutCase]

I'm no expert. I've only heard this: I understand that you can go to a sex toy store and buy a "strap on". Apparently something lesbians use. Why don't these British gents just do that? Anyone know more about this? I'm an old guy but have lived a fairly sheltered life. You young fellows should enlighten the rest of us. Thanx.

[redheadtoo]

The Brits are doing this? I would have thought that the French needed it more. But, come to think of it, in a nation of castrated men what would be the point?

[Wil H]

This headline is Reuters propaganda aimed at the Brits at a time that Brits are showing uncommon fortitude.

Quite so! There is nothing wrong with British penises or how the hell do you think they'd have managed to populate an island the size of Oregon with 68,000,000 people?

[sit-rep]

I'm no expert. I've only heard this:

(Tongue-n-cheeck)...Ummmmm, is that like "A friend of yours" kinda intro there??

SR

[sit-rep]

I don't know about that my man, but what about China??

SR

[aculeus]

Should really be in "Extension News"

Is there a penis-extension ping list?

If so, how can I be excluded?

; )