Hillary Potter Flies into the Walmart, VA to Meet the DC Chapter of the FreeRepublic

Been There, Freep It, Got the Tee Shirt | 6-11-03 | bmwcyle

[bmwcyle]

Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force. Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force.

As their line grew to a few hundred, Angelwood, Alwaysfree, BillF, Letsrok, sauropod, bvw, Jimmy Valentine's brother, tgslTakoma, Taxman, Xthe17th, GOP Capitalist, and the one the only kristinn came late. We also had help from some great lurkers.

The boys played them some music and I will let them fill you in on that.

[45semi]

"And Bill is too busy to feel it"

Yeah, he doesnt feel much of anything!

45semi

[PhiKapMom]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Fiction list is where it should be! I cracked up when all of a sudden they have a separate listing for biographies and list it as the #1 best seller.

Before this, it was always the top 25 for fiction and the top 25 for non-fiction or at least when my daughter had to do her project for her Journalism class on the Top 25.

[bmwcyle]

With great pleasure. One women told us we must be bored. We told her we have been doing this since 98 and we are having great fun.

[bmwcyle]

XXXOOOXXX

[bmwcyle]

Hillary at Wal-mart --- Pig in S&%T

[mathluv]

I don't usually go to Amazon for anything. One list showed HP as #1 and hill at #3. Your list was just for non fic and I did not see it anywhere. I hope it bombs as bad as gores. My Books-a-Million did not even have a display. Sam's had about 40 books on Mon, and a bunch of CDs. 1 book may have been gone the next day - unless they had restocked.

[Taxman]

I heard that comment, too, as I was driving over to Fair Oaks. Most bothersome.

"Where was the Fair and balanced reporting?" No FReepers were interviewed live. Maybe we need to FReep WMAL?

All in all, it was a great FReep, and we behaved ourselves!

Saw a lot of poor, misguided fools who were separated FRom their money, though. For the life of me, I don't understand why anyone would pay $28 bux for a book of lies written by 8 ghost writers -- I am led to believe that the first three were fired, and, time running out, five were hired to replace them to meet deadline. Can anyone fact check that rumor?

[Libloather]

The line was out the garden department...

Even the best Walmart customer knows when they're about to be hosed...

[lizma]

Amazon doesn't have a single review of Hil's book.

I suspect they haven't found a favorable one to print yet!

[Ligeia]

XXXOOOXXX

:^)

[GOPcapitalist]

How about the gender questionable "Pat" person. We kept asking if it was a boy or girl.

Yep! That's the one! Between he/she/it, those two gay guys with the dog that walked by at least 5 or 6 times, the crazy lady who ran into traffic, and all the rest, its quite a competition on who among them deserves the title of biggest freak. I guess for Hillary, it just goes to validate that old saying - you can tell a lot about a person by the company she keeps.

[rabidralph]

Digging the grassy noel and the stooping cars. You rock, BMW!

[lizma]

Watching 9 now.

"Thousands line up to purchase Senator Clinton's book."

Oh brother.

[CobaltBlue]

Good for you, but still. Walmart? Even the Fair Lakes Walmart (ok, ok, this is MY local Walmart) is declasse.'

The Fair Oaks Costco is so much more upscale.

[The Mayor]

Bump!

[blam]

"With great pleasure. One women told us we must be bored. We told her we have been doing this since 98 and we are having great fun."

Yup, we get them coming and going. Click Here Love it!

[Ligeia]

Most bothersome

Oh, I don't know. He sounded like the spoil-sport, whiney liberal he is right before God and everybody. Around here, a counter protest is to be expected for the least little thing. Hillaryphiles should know that. You rained on his parade and WMAL permitted the whole, wide, internet world to know it. Be proud!

[PhiKapMom]

Gotta love it! If it was really #1, it would be at the top of non-fiction instead of its own separate biography category!

[CobaltBlue]

Any Fairfax Freeper who needs legal help for Freeping in Fairfax County, send me a Freepmail. If it's truly FreeRepublic related, I'll be there, pro bono.

[herewego]

thanks for your work!

[PhiKapMom]

I was thinking the same thing! Even on AOL, 66% (1,414,317) of over 2 million votes say NO WAY they will buy her book. Only 11%, 245,000 say they will buy the book.

[Miss Marple]

Am I to understand that Amazon has made THREE categories? Fiction, non-fiction, and BIOGRAPHY? LOLOL!

I wonder what they are going to do when Barbara Bush's book's preorders beat Hillary's?

They will probably make a FOURTH category...biographies of current office-holders, or something.

[lizma]

More on 9

Freepers mentioned for about 15 sec., the rest of the time, the Kool-Aid crowd.

[nuconvert]

"The line was out the garden dept.."


Would that be where they pile up the manure?

Thanks. Good job.

[Fred Mertz]

Thanks for the great FReep report! I might be visiting your locale next month. I'll keep you posted.

[PhiKapMom]

ROFLOL!!! You got it right! I couldn't find her book in non-fiction or FICTION so I went to best sellers and it was listed under biographies which I have never seen that breakout for non-fiction before. Would say they are reaching!

Then I saw Ann Coulter's, Treason, was #1 in Non-Fiction and cracked up!

[CobaltBlue]

>>Amazon doesn't have a single review of Hil's book.<<

I saw that, and was ROTFLMAO!

[GOPcapitalist]

"Thousands line up to purchase Senator Clinton's book."

It is hard to estimate a count on how many were there, and the book sales definately won't tell because several of the Hillary-philes were walking out with 4 and 5 copies a piece. Channel 9 said it was several hundred and "perhaps a thousand." However many there were, I do know that lots of them got drenched. They were still waiting outside the garden center when the thunderstorms hit.

I was in the store getting some things before the protest and they were also camped out in there. I saw one grungy looking hippie laying down in the line along the back wall, sound asleep and snoring.

I also walked by Hilsama's book signing booth while trying to make my way through the crowd to the cashiers. It was set up, appropriately enough, right in between the lingerie section and the restrooms.

[bmwcyle]

Give us a heads up. The red carpet is somewhere.

[BlueOneGolf]

Ah, the witch is nice, but try this one...

[Miss Marple]

Excellent report! Warms the cockles of my heart.

I wonder how many of this creepy crowd were picking up a little cash by standing in line.

[JulieRNR21]

Saw a lot of poor, misguided fools who were separated FRom their money, though. For the life of me, I don't understand why anyone would pay $28 bux for a book of lies written by 8 ghost writers -- I am led to believe that the first three were fired, and, time running out, five were hired to replace them to meet deadline. Can anyone fact check that rumor?

I'd like to know if Hitlery gave any 'acknowledgement' to those who actually wrote it. She told LK that she wrote it in 'long hand' & then giggled that she didn't know how to 'use a computer'. She mumbled "I had some help with it."

Of course...old puff ball Larry didn't bother to followup with....How many people helped you? Do you thank them in the book?

[Texaggie79]

That would make David Horowitz 7 of 9.....

[JulieRNR21]

Pictures....we want to see some pictures of your outstanding FREEP of the Witch Hitlery & her misguided admirers!!!

[AGreatPer]

Great job all.

Betcha the WalMart greater never said, "Welcome to WalMart" to her.

[GOPcapitalist]

I wonder how many of this creepy crowd were picking up a little cash by standing in line.

Well, you probably could have stuck an can in front of the snoring hippie guy, and by the time he woke up it'd probably have a few pennies in it. I also figure they had to be getting money from somewhere since they some walking out with 5 or more copies of her book. I cannot even begin to imagine spending over $100 on multiple copies of any book, let alone that book. Oh well. Cash out of the welfare office and cash into Hillary's pockets.

[PistolPaknMama]

We kept telling them not to mistake Hillary's book with Harry Potter since they both rode brooms

NO FAIR! How come y'all get to have all the fun? :-)

The witch was at WALMART hustling? ROFL!!!!!

(Hope you have been doing well!)

[Liz]

Hitlery’s personal book delivery service.

[EastCoast]

Don't forget, she sat on the board of Walmarts when Sam was living. They were friends. I believe she resigned from the board when the sink emperor ran for or became president.

[Ligeia]

Any Fairfax Freeper who needs legal help for Freeping in Fairfax County, send me a Freepmail. If it's truly FreeRepublic related, I'll be there, pro bono.

That's very thoughtful of you! There were some heated words during the porta-potty wars back during the Patriots'-Rally days, but all was handled with skill and patience. One never knows, though, when an irate lefty might cross the line.

[goodnesswins]

I saw the book at our Costco today ....a pile of them....no one was milling around them, and they had them on the end. And this is liberal, lefty la la land. (Near Seattle)

[Ligeia]

WMAL said hundreds, but they could have changed it to thousands later, I wouldn't have heard. Didn't Sean Hannity sell at least as many books the day he held his booksigning in Bethesda? And he wasn't even a first lady.

[lizma]

right in between the lingerie section and the restrooms

LOL

When the news first started they said thousands, they backed off when the report started.

From the New York Times review of her book

And she is entitled to her privacy, if she can ever remember where she left it.

Too funny!

[NormsRevenge]

Nice! Lady Bombardier bookselling from a broomstick .. Who'da thunk ? LOL

[InvisibleChurch]

it's funny that amazon.com has no reviews listed, no stars or nuthin'

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[ConservativeMan55]

On foxnews they were talking about cows for some reason, and all of the sudden they said "Speaking of Hillary"

[tgslTakoma]

Good for you, but still. Walmart? Even the Fair Lakes Walmart (ok, ok, this is MY local Walmart) is declasse.'

The Fair Oaks Costco is so much more upscale.

At first some of us wondered if Bill would arrive with Hillary! - but then we noticed the BJ's next door to WalMart. When we saw that, we knew that Hillary! wouldn't dare bring Bill with her... "Oh wow! Hillary! wouldja just look at that! A store just for me!

[Only1choice____Freedom]

HeeHee! Isn't it fun when 'they' get irritated, and lose their cool!!

Nothing gets a idiot more frustrated than to be angry and to be misunderstood. I like your style. Like bad data into a computer.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Fox 5 gave about 10% of their story to you guys. The anchor opened with, "...for every Hillary fan, there is a Hillary hater out there."

Absolutely! If Hillary! ever runs for President (which seems to be the path she's on these days), the Hillary Haters will crawl over broken glass to get to the polls to vote against her and for the GOP candidate.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

We're discussing the Hillary FReep opportunities on this thread. I've been doing some "opposition research" to key in on the places where she's headed on this tour.

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