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To: JoeSixPack1; spatzie
But unfortunately you don't qualify for the "Road-Rash" club unless you leave flesh on the pavement...:-)

I've done that too, with probably the most embarassing occasion being the time I was crossing a paved highway during an Enduro on a 500cc single-cylinder BSA Gold Star *thumper* and had the carburetter slide stick about halfway open, with mud-caked knobby tires that offered very little stopping power; brakes versus engine was not the way to go. While reaching for the spark plug lead to shut the damned thing off, down I went. It was a late June or July day, and most of the riders were in jeans and T-shirts; I chose to stay with leathers [blackberry patch and briars] and shredded both jacket and trousers and more of what was beneath than I was real happy about.

I'm a charter member and my new line of BS goes something like this.......

"Hi, you have beautiful eyes, and 67% of the skin on my body is only 25 years old, wanna dance? "

I have on more than one occasion had 100% of the skin on my body be that of a 25-year-old. One recent favourite was a flight attendant for KLM and the other a Korean sweetie getting her master's degree in English. Not both at the same time, however. Too crowded, and potentially distracting. Such a situation involving 67% would seem to be disarming, at the very least.

-archy-/-

193 posted on 06/23/2003 8:42:28 AM PDT by archy (Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
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To: archy
I have on more than one occasion had 100% of the skin on my body be that of a 25-year-old. One recent favourite was a flight attendant for KLM and the other a Korean sweetie getting her master's degree in English. Not both at the same time, however. Too crowded, and potentially distracting. Such a situation involving 67% would seem to be disarming, at the very least.

Sure y'did.


199 posted on 06/23/2003 9:05:37 AM PDT by Richard Kimball
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