[Travis McGee]

And you lived to tell the tale. That's the most amazing part. (You better be writing this stuff down!)

[wardaddy]

My children will never own a motorcycle in my house...a four wheeler for deer camp is fine but a scooter...no way.

They can do like I did...get their own when they leave.

My little brother wants a crotch rocket like a Ducati or Bimota....I told him I was gonna get a term life policy on him....seriously...he didn't find that funny.