The vagina monoliths: Stonehenge was ancient sex symbol

The Observer (U.K.) ^ | 07/06/03 | Robin McKie

[mikegi]

Now a University of British Columbia researcher who has investigated the great prehistoric monument for several years has announced he has uncovered its true meaning: it is a giant fertility symbol, constructed in the shape of the female sexual organ.

That screeching sound you just heard was Bill Clinton hauling ass to catch the first flight to Heathrow. He's probably trying to figure out where he'll get a 30ft cigar.

[Pokey78]

Now play Roxy Music's 'Avalon' or some Barry White music. (RIP)

[JackelopeBreeder]

My great-great-great-great granddad posed for it.

[Cicero]

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

--Sigmund Freud

[Republican Wildcat]

Uh...right.

[DugwayDuke]

"Mr. Perks needs to get out more."

I think you meant to say: "Mr. Perks needs to get some."

[Ben Bolt]

Dont tell Art Bell ^ )

[Blue Screen of Death]

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." --Sigmund Freud

"Sometimes it is much, so much more." ---Monica

[eno_]

So even back then is took giant stone monoliths and an astronomic event for some guys to locate a clitoris.

[Ben Bolt]

Bite your tongue !

High 5 BSD . It was bound to come up .

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Methinks a University of British Columbia researcher spends a lot of time thinking about female sex organs. "Boy, that building over there looks like a female sex organ....man, that bridge over there looks like...."

[Servant of the Nine]

How many geogynaecologists exist today?

I didn't hear about this at career day.

So9

[Bernard Marx]

Thanks for the images. They explain why I was so turned on when I visited Stonehenge and quite bored with the Washington Monument.

[AF68]

"Maybe it was a taco stand."

Correction. It was a "giant alien" taco stand.

[somemoreequalthanothers]

Well, actually the obelisk was derived as a phallic symbol....belive it....or not.

[John Beresford Tipton]

"I'm not sure how to handle something this enormous."

Practice, practice, practice!

[Uncle George]

I believe the medical term for his hangup is " PUSSYPHOBIA"

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Ah, the truth at last. The first recorded circle jerk.

[kcar]

"Some researchers have claimed the stone circles were used as a giant computer; others that Stonehenge was an observatory for studying stars and predicting the seasons; and a few have even argued that its rings acted as a docking pad for alien spaceships."

Maybe it was actually the "docking pad" for a giant alien space computer that was seasonally awakened (like certain pointy-eared Vulcans)to cast the seminal seed of awareness to races that built protruding rocks in an alluring fashion of zeroes and ones making it hornier than a hound in heat on an anthill.

[Mears]

I don't care what they think it is. When I visited Stonhenge I was underwhelmed,to say the least.