Flashing Star Power From Cover to Cover (Hillary N.J. Booksigning, FR Mentioned)

NorthJersey.com ^ | Saturday, July 12, 2003 | Adam Lisberg

[firebrand]

Thanks. I guess it was worth it lugging that thing on the 164 bus to Ridgewood.

[sport]

AMEN BROTHER!!!!!

[DKM]

"With its velvet ropes, tight schedule, and high-strung aides......."

"Aides fussed over the red carpet and the enlarged book covers on the backdrop. They opened stacks of books to the title page, so Clinton wouldn't fumble when she signed. They hovered, ready, waiting."

"At her left, aides stood ready with more books opened to the title page, poised to slide them in front of her."

Would these be privately paid aides, or those on Federally backed payrolls, furthering the private gains of the Pride of New York?

[ALOHA RONNIE]

AMEN BROTHER II...

[metalboy]

The first person in line, Marty Kelly of Westwood, had been waiting more than eight hours, since 6:50 a.m. Clinton looked up at him, beamed, shook his hand, thanked him for coming, and got to work. It took a little while: Kelly, his wife, Sandra, and his two daughters each bought five books, the maximum allowed.

I hope they investigate this family, crack addicts shouldn`t be raising kids.

[metalboy]

Here`s a flash movie i made of Hitlery and her pals..http://www.dogeggs.com/splits.swf

[JulieRNR21]

Here's some 'late night' humor that could also be used in a FREEP of Hitlery:

"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at
the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was
having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping
for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said."- David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took
her a long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried
to use the desk, Bill was always using it for a date." - Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs comes out next week. So much of
her personality shines through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep
with an intern." - Craig Kilborn

"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what
it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting
married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife.
Then on page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno "

"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year,
while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness,
Fiction is a lot harder to write." - Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that
she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President
of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed.
He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
-David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her
new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she
used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the
same."
-Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his
campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise
made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush
spend the night on the couch." Late, Late Show host Craig Kilborn

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New
York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You
know, the one with only seven commandments." - David Letterman

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her
because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." - Jay Leno

[Brad’s Gramma]

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[nutmeg]

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