Entering the belly of The BEAST. My day with Hillary

[UCANSEE2]

Not Rosie. Actually Roseanne has lost a lot of weight and looks much better now. Still stupid though.

[UCANSEE2]

Cats are smarter than dogs. Dogs kiss *ss, Cats don't.

[UCANSEE2]

but I think cats are much more self sufficient

If they could only empty that litter box.....

[UCANSEE2]

Sorry for getting this thread off topic.
(wait a minute, it's about Hillary. Huck Fillary!)

[TheSpottedOwl]

LMAO!

Joseph, a native of Martha's Vineyard, where the Clintons often vacation, (and family friend, a 'plant' like many others in line) said: "I think she's fabulous, and the book's fabulous. I have a lot of admiration for the kind of human being she is. I even like Bill." (I also like Ted Kennedy fondling my breasts)

No doubt ;-p

Demand for the forms was so great, Feinstein added, "They're ripping it out of my hand." (No, you klutz, you just kept dropping them)

Hahahahaha!! What exactly IS a Hillary support group?

She had a big smile and hello for everyone, but especially for the children who walked through with their parents. (So did the lady in the gingerbread house).

Why Senator, what big eyes you have! Why Senator, what big yellow teeth you have! When I read that, I thought of Little Red Riding Hood...

Clinton press secretary (and Campaign manager) Philippe Reines said the senator was heading to a local fund-raiser (Hillary needed money for dinner) and then home to New York last night after a book (er, ah, campaign) tour...

Philippe Reines. Isn't that a french name? Oh yes, free food for freeloading Hillary. (Psst, you gonna finish that?)

Thanks for spicing that up :)

[TheSpottedOwl]

Fires, too? Sheesh...

What is causing the power outages? Too high draw from ACU's? Due to the heat?

They aren't coming up with a concrete explanation. Nuclear reactors being downed by too many AC units is a little weird; especially when you consider it hopscotched over MA, and PA, then onto Cleveland, Detroit(and metro areas), then Canada. Doesn't make sense to me. Of course I'm not a nuclear engineer, or an electrician, so what do I know. I do know that millions of people are sitting ducks in NYC, and elsewhere, right now....

[TheSpottedOwl]

My cat lies in wait for when I get up in the morning, then dives on my lap the minute I sit and check my email. I keep throwing him off, and he keeps jumping on me. Since it's so hot, I wear shorts so I have to keep a towel over my lap so he doesn't claw me to death. Oh well...he loves me :-/

He's an outside cat, no litter box.

[TheSpottedOwl]

A litter box is cleaner than Hillary....

[TexasCowboy]

LOL!
C., you do have a way with words!
Thank you for being there to represent the sane people!

[oceanperch]

We are still having very bad luck since our meeting.
Huge thunder and lightning storm on the way to Protland.

Gas tank leaked coming home.
Replaced it.

Water heater in our home leaked back into the house.
Replaced it.


Bat in our bedroom.
It landed right next to me on my fan and stuck its head into the blade. Survived and flew out the door.
Moved adult quad son and all his supplies/equipment into another part of the house and renting a specialzed fluied liqued bed to hold him at $200 a day then the carpet company calls and puts off the job for a week.

Thank God I did not drain his King Waterbed so I moved him back to his room. The twin fancy rental bed still cannot contain him with all his thrashing around.

I am sooooo close to calling a priest to de-hex us from Hillary.

[oceanperch]

Good One

[oceanperch]

Is Hillary in the area?

I saw her in Portland quite the charmer. But Hell was Roaring all around her.

A few times in life I have been in the grocery store or somewhere public and have walked be someone tweaked out on speed. I have felt a very uneasy evil spirit in the air.

No matter how sweet and charming Hillary was I felt that evil in the air all the way to Portland and now for the last week.

I did some serious praying for my family and home when I had quite time today.

[Congressman Billybob]

Congratulations. I'd be reluctant to come face to face with that ... woman ... for fear I would be absolutely candid. Six seconds isn't much time. I'd be inclined to say, "Hello, Lady MacBeth, I'm from Free Republic." But I doubt I could exercise such restraint.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Nuts and Bolts in California" posted on FR, also published in San Francisco and on UPI.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Those front choppers look like caps. Too much nail chewing with old Bill to keep in line.

[TheSpottedOwl]

A few times in life I have been in the grocery store or somewhere public and have walked be someone tweaked out on speed. I have felt a very uneasy evil spirit in the air.

I've had a boss like that, and the neighbor across the street from us is like that. I know what you're talking about...it's like an allergic reaction.

Seems like there are more and more people like that walking the earth. What those two people have in common is their love of other people's money, and having power over others. I think that sums up Hillary. Stay safe perch...

[oceanperch]

Ever see that movie (eww just got goose bumps) where the evil spirit goes from person to person by touch and it keeps attacking Denzel Washington (actor?) and they would play a little song each time it passed on. He would look into someones eyes and sense the spirit right in the nick of time before the person would try to kill him. EERIE. What was that tune they would sing or hum?

[TheSpottedOwl]

I didn't see that movie, but there is a pic of the beast that kept being posted on this thread. Her eyes are malevolent.

Speaking of evil, I pinged you to a thread about Hillary's comments on the power failure. You'll just love this (not!)...

[Colofornian]

Entering the belly

'ow many suggestions have emerged that ye change ye screene name to Hillary's Rotund Tummy?

[oceanperch]

Oh God! I left the boob tube on and in the wee hours I was awoke by her spewing her crap.

Hillary is like a bad case of head lice on a thick head of hair.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Hillary is like a bad case of head lice on a thick head of hair.

What a perfect way of putting it. Irritating in the extreme!!