If Noah lived today.

Internet | 08/22/03 | unknown

[lilylangtree]

Your welcome. I couldn't lay my hands on any jokes re Noah so I did a substition.

[Salgak]

There's an even funnier and more detailed version by Science Fiction author James P. Hogan, about what if God had to deal with the same bureaucracy we did.

Excerpt here

[nfldgirl]

Don't know how to post a link, but here's one to a church that is actually building a modern-day Noah's Ark church!

http://www.godsark.org/index.html

[AmericanInTokyo]

If Noah were alive today, he would CURSE the homosexuals for taking the very beautiful symbol God created and used (a rainbow) as a symbol of obedient love, God's promise, and the "All Clear", and making it their own pathetic symbol.

When the very Flood of old was brought about due to widespread, corrupt and disobedient human behavior, not limited to but including, that of the homosexual.

[Salman]

That Noah guy sounds like a real enviro-whacko! ;)

[Ku Commando]

"Mohawk Valley. Isn't that where they wear those funny haircuts ?"

UH, that would be Mullet Valley !!

[Ann Archy]

And God gave us the Rainbow as a sign to mankind that HE would NEVER destroy the earth by flood again.