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Can the Da Vinci Code be a hit, despite critical assault (some satire included)
ratings from Rotten Tomatoes, box office data from Box Office Mojo ^ | 5.20.06 | Dangus

Posted on 05/19/2006 6:40:58 AM PDT by dangus

As the Da Vinci Code's approval ratings (15%) appear to be settling far beneath even President George Bush's immigration program, and left-wing conspiracy theories begin to sprout up that the whole controversy is just Karl Rove's evil plot to distract America from the Iraq War / Halliburton / The Washington Nationals' bullpen woes, I thought I'd see if it were possible that such a poorly reviewed movie could become a hit. So I checked the list of 324 movies which have made $100 million for any movies which seemed like they could have gotten such low ratings. These, then are the most critically unliked "hits" of them all:

Pearl Harbor, 25%, $199 million

Home Alone 2, 19%, $174 million

Fantastic 4, 25%, $155 million

Cheaper by the dozen, 24%, $139 million

Bad Boys 2, 25%, $137 million

Godzilla, 25%, $136 million

The Flintstones, 6%, $131 million

Van Helsing, 22%, $120 million

Hook, 21%, $119 million

Wild, Wild West, 19%, $114 million

Crocodile Dundee 2, 14%, $109 million

I put "hits" in quotes, because several of these movies cost far more than $100 million to make, and any movie which loses its makers tens of millions of dollars cannot properly be called a hit in my book.

At 15%, the Da Vinci Code is about as popular as Madeline Albright's remake of "Beach Blanket Bingo." I did think the Da Vinci Code was popular enough with so many readers it had to be a hit. Think "The Phantom Menace," a movie so bad it took shell-shocked fans months to admit how bad it was, despite featuring the bastard love child of Goofy and Barnie. Then again, Jar-Jar Binks was a bit easier to make into Happy Meal toy than a dead, naked curator with a Pentagram scratched into his back. But I didn't expect the French critics at the Cannes Film Festival to agree to authorize military action against Ron Howard.

It's unclear how the critical disaster will affect the careers of the stars of the Da Vinci Code. Rumors have it that "Wilson" is refusing to appear in "Cast Away 2," and Aubrey Tautoo has been roaming the streets of Paris, screaming at random people, "That's 'Amelie,' not 'Gigli'!"


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To: dangus

Well I just watched Richard Donner's original "The Omen" the other day. Now there's a psuedo-regligious movie that is worth getting out the popcorn and butter for. With Greogry Peck and Lee Remick slumming it, taut pacing, a CREEPY little kid, and some spectacular murders, it's obvious audiences were certainly getting more of their money's worth 20 years ago. The sequel wasn't half bad either. Unfortuately, things slip quite a bit by the third but I have decided to revisit it via my Netflix que, regardless.

I doubt I will see the remake, because the first movie is damn near perfect for what it is.

BTW: I enjoyed the heck of the Lost Boys. It's one of my alltime favorites. I am glad Keifer is doing well, because I have really enjoyed much of his work since seeing that flick.


41 posted on 05/19/2006 12:08:00 PM PDT by Smogger (It's the WOT Stupid)
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To: Hildy

So those who say "it's just entertainment" we can now answer "apparently not."


42 posted on 05/19/2006 12:18:09 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: siunevada

"I don't know if 'pride and joy' is correct.

Content aside, any good movie can be art. And it can affect you unlike other kinds of art.

A bad movie is garbage.

Almost all movies are productions of very large corporations so profit is always part of the equation. They are products to be consumed from the corporate perspective.

With a bad movie, the corporation stole your money. With a little thought, they might have made an adequate movie and given you value for your money."

Good afternoon, that is an interesting point of view!
Thanks!


43 posted on 05/19/2006 12:30:14 PM PDT by astoundedlib
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To: Smogger

I've always wondered this:

Kiefer Sutherland was the "star" vampire in the Lost Boys (well, besides "Starr"), which must be considered the "sire" of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or at least the TV series of it.
Donald Sutherland was the original "Watcher" in the movie, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
They are obviously father-and-son.
Any relation to Christine Sutherland, the Mom in the TV series?


44 posted on 05/19/2006 12:33:38 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
Thanks a lot Dangus! This is a great explanation! Well be ensure that the above "why so many people..." had a tongue in cheek kind of humor...A bit crude and of bad taste but like you saw, some people answered with great post making me understand why some are simply bashing without necessarily taking pride in it... That was my bad!

And be sure i am always sincere in my forms of politeness (always), but i can have a weird way to express myself, as i am not yet perfect in English and i understand that...This is why you don't see me posting direct insults against people, i don't believe in that...

Also i should change my nick because it leads to confusion! "Astoundedlib" stands for astoundedliberty...should start to write some stuff in my account information!!

As for the passive aggressive thing, i am a business man...i deal everyday with the US, and i can tell you guys are the best for that, and that is actually one of the best strategy in the sales world, so somehow, even if some might not like it, it's a way to express yourself in a right way.

As for the purpose of this site, if you take a look at all of my post you will find that i am actually "open minded"...By that i mean that if somebody gives an irrefutable arguments, i will now give it a lot more thoughts and accept it...So i might give as much pro conservatism argument as much as dems or libs...As the typical Canadian, i am not one sided in politics and i don't judge somebody over his political belief (not saying here it is better this way)

So there you go, and like i said i hope we might have interesting peaceful debate in the near future!

Best regards.
45 posted on 05/19/2006 1:06:22 PM PDT by astoundedlib
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To: Campion
"Maybe you should consider that (a) this movie both "takes pride and joy" and hopes to turn a huge profit off of slandering the most deeply-held beliefs of 1.3 billion Christians and (b) falsely characterizes an orthodox organization of lay Catholics as a group of sado-masochistic, murderous nutcases."

Good afternoon,
So basically you are returning the slap on the cheek, as your post suggest? Isn't that against your belief? And yes at some point in history, the church was an entity with those "qualities" you pointed in your post...Things change and now it is one of the most respected religion, but one must not forget history...Anyways, other posters answered with great arguments already.

Best regards.
46 posted on 05/19/2006 1:11:24 PM PDT by astoundedlib
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To: astoundedlib
So basically you are returning the slap on the cheek, as your post suggest?

It's called standing up for the truth.

Things change and now it is one of the most respected religion, but one must not forget history

"History" has nothing to do with the latest tissue of lies coming out of Hollywood, sorry.

47 posted on 05/19/2006 1:13:39 PM PDT by Campion ("I am so tired of you, liberal church in America" -- Mother Angelica, 1993)
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To: Campion

"History" has nothing to do with the latest tissue of lies coming out of Hollywood, sorry.

Please explain.


48 posted on 05/19/2006 1:20:03 PM PDT by astoundedlib
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To: Hildy
If you want a good laugh, go to ROTTEN TOMATO and read the reviews of this moviie. I literally was LOL at how bad this movie has been received. Some of the reviews are really funny!

Reviews counted: 112
Fresh: 20
Rotten: 92
Average rating: 4.5 out of 10

The Academy will probably shower it with Oscars, but we unwashed plebes know it's a tendentious snore-fest.

49 posted on 05/19/2006 1:31:03 PM PDT by Caleb1411 ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own." G. K. C)
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To: astoundedlib

Oh. CANADIAN. Well, perhaps the cultural gap is not SO big. Hehehe.

>> i deal everyday with the US, and i can tell you guys are the best for that, and that is actually one of the best strategy in the sales world, <<

Well, please don't take this seriously, but in the states, being told one has the personality of a salesman is definitely NOT a compliment! On the list of least respected professions, I kid you not, "used car salesman" ranks below "crack whore" (a prostitute who trades sex not for money, but for crack cocaine), and just above "Crack whore's legal counsel." Mind you, some of the people answering such surveys may have a slight sense of humor.

Again, I do not mean to demean your profession; the world does need salesmen. I'm only saying that a salesman's persona is not necessarily the best persona to take on when dealing with Americans on a personal basis.


50 posted on 05/19/2006 1:35:21 PM PDT by dangus
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To: gallandro
I suspect a $60-70 million opening (not nearly as big as some industry types are predicting), but the wild card in all of this is another movie opening this weekend.... Over the Hedge. I got to see and advanced screening this week, and boy what a GREAT family movie. Funny, cute, moves fast, and is wildly entertaining. Hammy the squirril steals every scene he's in. And I must say, the final 15 minutes of this film are probably the funniest fifteen minutes I've ever seen put to celluloid.

It's also the 'Othercott' alternative to the soporific Da Vinci Code. Think I'll take my whole family this weekend.

51 posted on 05/19/2006 1:38:31 PM PDT by Caleb1411 ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own." G. K. C)
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To: Caleb1411

This movie will not get any nominations...THAT I can guarantee you.


52 posted on 05/19/2006 2:06:40 PM PDT by Hildy
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To: astoundedlib

Lib,

This post is exactly what I was talking about, when I cautioned you against parroting stupid things liberals say.

>> So basically you are returning the slap on the cheek, as your post suggest? <<

Nothing Campion writes accuses Dan Brown of genocide, systematic destruction of dozens of other cultures, hiring murderers, etc. So how is Campion returning the slap on the cheek by defending criticisms of Brown?

>> And yes at some point in history, the church was an entity with those "qualities" [a group of sado-masochistic, murderous nutcases] you pointed in your post... <<

You claim that our religion was a group of sado-masochistic, murderous nutcases? Is that any way to make friends and influence people? Your claim is hateful, ignorant, slanderous, rash, and just plain belligerent. Why should we let you hang around with us? So you can demean our beliefs?

And then, after being so rude, offensive and obnoxious, you, of course, throw in the "Good afternoon" and "Best regards." How can you say, "Best regards," while demonstrating such a thorough contempt for the people you are writing to?


53 posted on 05/19/2006 2:27:53 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Hildy
This movie will not get any nominations...THAT I can guarantee you.

I'm not so sanguine about that, Hildy, after seeing this year's list: Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Crash, Good Night and Good Luck, Munich. If the film's grinding a liberal axe, the Academy seems to swoon over it. (Public acclaim is nowhere on the Academy radar, either; those 5 nominees together grossed less than The Chronicles of Narnia.)

54 posted on 05/19/2006 2:32:32 PM PDT by Caleb1411 ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own." G. K. C)
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To: gallandro
I suspect a $60-70 million opening (not nearly as big as some industry types are predicting),

I doubt it will make that much. I was strolling by the multiplex at the mall a couple of hours ago and noticed it was playing on as many screens as Poseidon (2 or 3 it looks like). There was nobody in line (though the day is still young).

55 posted on 05/19/2006 2:39:19 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Caleb1411

There's a difference...all the movies you mentioned, although liberal leaning, were very good movies in the way movies should be...entertaining, beautifully acted, directed and photographed. You might not like the content, but you can't dispute the quality of the movie. Davinci Code is, apparently, just not a good movie. The only one on your list that I think I would agree somewhat is MUNICH, because it didn't get great reviews and, ironic enough, the reviews were alot like this one, boring, long, etc. But you can't discount the Spielberg factor. The Academy has never been unusually kind to Ron Howard, so I doubt it will get any major nominations...maybe some technical ones.


56 posted on 05/19/2006 4:53:05 PM PDT by Hildy
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To: dangus
Good morning lil friend! :D

obviously used car salesman is nothing to be proud about, i am more talking about the industrial business, you know...if this is still not looking good well than i obviously have nothing to say more about the case, but please do not go right away to the conclusion of used car salesman as it has nothing to do with the industrial sales...

Best regards.
57 posted on 05/21/2006 7:59:48 AM PDT by astoundedlib
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To: dangus
ÈThis post is exactly what I was talking about, when I cautioned you against parroting stupid things liberals say.

>> So basically you are returning the slap on the cheek, as your post suggest? <<

Nothing Campion writes accuses Dan Brown of genocide, systematic destruction of dozens of other cultures, hiring murderers, etc. So how is Campion returning the slap on the cheek by defending criticisms of Brown?

>> And yes at some point in history, the church was an entity with those "qualities" [a group of sado-masochistic, murderous nutcases] you pointed in your post... <<

You claim that our religion was a group of sado-masochistic, murderous nutcases? Is that any way to make friends and influence people? Your claim is hateful, ignorant, slanderous, rash, and just plain belligerent. Why should we let you hang around with us? So you can demean our beliefs?

And then, after being so rude, offensive and obnoxious, you, of course, throw in the "Good afternoon" and "Best regards." How can you say, "Best regards," while demonstrating such a thorough contempt for the people you are writing to? ''

Okay so you are still stuck with the ideas that i am liberal??? Please review the other post i sent you...

And campion obviously doesn't accuse ban drown of genocide, but explained that he took pride and joy in expressing a strong criticism against the author, getting the slap back, even if it is of a lesser impact...but i wanted to see what he had to say about it...And obviously you are again only commenting on the negative side of my post without considering that i have acknowledged that other people gave me answers that already satisfied my curiosity...

And yes your/my religion has made BIG BIG BIG mistakes in the past (note i used the word PAST and i already told that this religion is now one of the most respected, man...) So yes the church has been really bad back in those days...killing anybody coming with an idea that the world was round, hordes of man fighting each other for the love of god...please read a bit of history! What is so wrong in what i am saying? the history remains history and yes the church made some really bad choices in the past, you know these are facts, not any kind of way to demean your belief!!!

And if i persist on my good afternoon and best regards, it is because we are over the Internet and to me this just seems like a discussion like any other...there is no hate or rudeness in my post such as what you claimed, you only see it that way ...you seem to think i am the devil!!!

You know i have belief too and i went through an educational system, and i can/am wrong in my posts, so no need to jump on your horse and scream names like these! Just tell me where i am wrong and that will be it! I never pretended i hold the only and single truth! As a saying: the wise man seeks the truth, the ignorant already found it...

Oh and by the way, i followed your tips and instead of going to Da vinci code, i went and saw: see no evil...that is a movie you would like best to bash on! The psychopath killer in that movie is a true catholic church believer and is sent from god to kill woman, as they have the evil in their eyes, so he removes it from the victims head...Did you heard of that movie?

So again, have a great afternoon and please accept my best regards!
58 posted on 05/21/2006 8:19:57 AM PDT by astoundedlib
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To: astoundedlib

>> Okay so you are still stuck with the ideas that i am liberal? <<

I did read your post. I was suggesting why you come across as a liberal, in spite of your assertion that you are not one: You repeat their baseless assertions.

>> What is so wrong in what i am saying? <<

What is wrong is that the specific accusations that Dan Brown has made are totally false. You have believed the liberal/anti-Catholic/anti-Christian lies. We can argue whether the 30-years War or the Crusades were just wars or not. And, just as liberals do now, partisans will exaggerate the evils of those wars to defame the decision to fight them. But the Catholic Church simply never did the outrageous things Brown has accused them of, and which you conceded to Brown as if they were factual; they go far beyond the worst slanders and contestable claims of the Protestant schismatic partisans, and invent whole new slanders from nothing, which slander Protestants as surely as they slander Catholics.

>> And if i persist on my good afternoon and best regards, it is because we are over the Internet and to me this just seems like a discussion like any other...there is no hate or rudeness in my post such as what you claimed, you only see it that way ...you seem to think i am the devil!!! <<

You disparage and slander our faith, repeating the most baseless, heinious, vicious lies, not out of malice, but willful ignorance. If you do not hold the hatred which Dan Brown evinces, then why do persist in repeating his lies?

>> You know i have belief too and i went through an educational system, and i can/am wrong in my posts, so no need to jump on your horse and scream names like these! Just tell me where i am wrong and that will be it! <<

I did. I even struck a conciliatory tone. And you disregarded me. I did call your claim "hateful, rude, ignorant," etc., because it is. If you do not mean to be those things, then I implore you to take more care.

If you have heard such claims before, and wish to hear what refutations exist, then by all means, ask someone! There are certainly some of us who would be very willing to explain the truth to you. But don't state such injurious and slanderous things as fact, just to find out our responses. Just ask.

My response to you was very strongly worded, and deliberately so, because the issue was that serious. Please note, I called your assertions "hateful," "rude," and "ignorant." Because they are. But please note, that I did not presume you to be hateful, rude or ignorant, in general. A hateful, rude and ignorant person does not intend to "make friends and influence" those he bears such hatred for. Rather, I warn you of the nature of the things you say because I presume that they are not true reflections of you. Because I presume you do not mean to be as offensive as you were being, I point out to you why what you say is so offensive.

I sense you concede such wickedness to the lies of Brown because you intend to be fair and even-handed. There is nothing fair about being even-handed between truth and goodness on one hand, and evil and lies on the other. Again, if you do not know the truth, ask, and we will tell you to the best of our own ability.

Be at peace (and that is not a mere politeness).


59 posted on 05/21/2006 3:43:31 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
" did read your post. I was suggesting why you come across as a liberal, in spite of your assertion that you are not one: You repeat their baseless assertions. "

As for that, yes i have a viewpoint that spread wider than just conservatism...The problem with america's politic? Too divided...Not able to recognize the truth if another political party tells it... But that's not the point, just consider me in no political scheme...

"You have believed the liberal/anti-Catholic/anti-Christian lies"

Haha! No i believe in what i read from books, from science, not from the church...Historical facts are facts... And by the way i never conceded anything about brown!! Again i never even read the da vinci code!!! I just think it is childish to bash a movie based on fiction! You don't seem to realize that Dan Brown is simply a marketing genius! Most people understood and will see his movie as a pure entertainment! Bashing on the movie only gives credibility to it, as if we had something to fear about it! That was my point...


"You disparage and slander our faith, repeating the most baseless, heinous, vicious lies, not out of malice, but willful ignorance. If you do not hold the hatred which Dan Brown evinces, then why do persist in repeating his lies?"

which lies! which heinous statement? I asked question in the first place and it turned out in a hysteric debate over the fact that I am liberal or i am the devil! Gees calm down!

Anyways, this leads nowhere... You guys have done what you shouldn't and it is to spread the words about the movie...Now because of all that fuss you made about it, people are more interested and atheist will start to thing there is some truth in the novel or the movie as they see the church fears it...You guys are no better than Muslims, you are extremists of the church, you can't take the fact that somebody criticize the church without screaming and invoking the devil...This sounds like brainwashing to me! There is no such thing as the church...Only pure love exist, maybe you will find out someday...

Bless you ( and that is not a mere politeness neither, i really do mean it regardless of what i have written above)
60 posted on 05/23/2006 9:08:48 AM PDT by astoundedlib
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