Posted on 09/09/2006 6:12:56 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
THIS IS SATIRE. HUMOR.
You all remember "laughing" - that thing that you used to do, in response to watching "Gilligan's Island", before you became a Christian? Laughter is what your pastor is trying to provoke in you, when he tells those bad jokes at the beginning of his sermon. Right before "putting His enemies under his feet" (Psalm 110), IMO "getting Christians to laugh" must be the second-to-the-last thing that Christ will accomplish before the Second Coming.
In Ecclesiastes 2:2, the author complains that laughter is "madness", asking "what does it accomplish?" Psalm 2:4 tells us that God, in heaven, laughs and scoffs at the kings of this earth "in derision". Psalm 37:13 says the Lord laughs at the wicked, for "their day is coming". But for the faithful, Genesis 21:6 tells us that laughter is an appropriate response to God's blessings, Job 8:21 promises laughter for those afflicted by Satan, and Psalm 126:2 says laughter is a sign to unbelieving nations that God has done great things for us. As Christians, we should learn to laugh more. |
That said, why do I include all these warnings, sirens, and sledgehammer-to-the-head graphics telling you not to take this seriously? Recently, a poster claimed that every one of my posts "end up making FReepers look publicly stupid." Please remember that those are not my words. While I'm appreciative of the compliment, I can't exactly brag about my I.Q. (I know at least four current- and former-FReepers who have I.Q.s from twenty to fifty points HIGHER than mine, so what bragging rights does that leave me?). Said poster insisted that I provide sufficient warnings on all my humor threads, in advance, telling you that you're about to read something ficticious and humorous. This is needed, apparently, to prevent you from having to think about what you're reading, and hurting yourself in the process. If it makes you feel any better, please know that I give you all more credit than that, but others don't. They thought that you looked stupid on my earlier threads, and that you needed these warning labels.
Mel Brooks (not a Christian) once defined laughter in this way: "Tragedy is me cutting my finger. Comedy is you getting eaten by a tiger." Take that for what it's worth.
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Is this a satire? :>)
Is this satire? :-)
Ooh, scary, we posted the same thing! BTW: What do you think the answer is? :-)
It's obviously meant to be serious, I mean, if it were a satire, the author would have posted it somewhere in his piece.... and I beat you to the post!
PS, my smiley is different than your, so, therefore, obviously better.
If the Mod agrees with the idea, I'll change the warning graphics to something like this:
What??? You mean this was FAKE??? I thought SATIRE meant it was written by one of those half man/ half goat people. I thought you were bragging.
:>)
Oh nuts, you mean this is not real? Now I have to call and tell my friends, er friend, alright the acquaintence I just noticed to this thread that this is just satire. He will be really disappointed.
It's pronounced "sah-teer-ray". It means "deadly serious and dour" in Cantonese.
Well, I think I'm funny.
Dear Alex Murphy,
The real one about the Pope Benedict crop circles was lots, lots funnier than this dud.
Oh well. Keep trying.
;-)
sitetest
LOLOL!
But he didn't have any qualms about a German Pope, did he? This hypocrisy is even worse than kicking out church members by letter!
All these offensive, heavy posts have me down. You should post something funny.
Actually I always get a kick from your posting Jan Crouch of the Pink Hair and Leaking Eyes and all those other Bible-thumpers; it's hard to make fun of these folks when they do a good job all by themselves!
Who would you rather watch, Jan Crouch or Fulton Sheen?
I've never actually seen Fulton Sheen "in action", except for the occasional photograph. I have little doubt that he could take Jan (or even Paul) Crouch in a fair fight.
But with that said, if forced to make a choice, I'd watch the Crouches anyway. If for no other reason than the pure entertainment value of Jan's hair.
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