To: topcat54; Star Traveler; TaraP; Alamo-Girl; airborne; American in Israel; AnimalLover; auggy; ...
ABSURDITY springs forth on the monitor yet again!
". . . you cannot tell for sure
that this Israel
and (if ever built)
this temple
is THE Israel
and temple
of futurist
antichrist fame.
You have no way of knowing.
So, even if you see
these things
(or think you see them)
it could merely be
self-deception
on your part.
[Stifling GOITTMGuffaws Of Incredulity To The Max]
Sometimes I get the impression that some naysaying Calvinists hands detach themselves and float over to the keyboard while the individuals are utterly comatose in the deepest sleep. Its hard to explain the absurdity of some of some of these word combinations, otherwise.
". . . you cannot tell for sure
[Obvious projection, here]
that this Israel
[Oh, My! Yes!
OF COURSE!
I was forgetting
About the Israel
Hiding under the Mayan ruins
Oh, and the other one
Hiding under Ankor Wat
Right, and the 3rd one under
The Forbidden City in Beijing!
And didnt they find a 4th one
In one of those gold mines
In South Africa?
Of course, all those duplicate
Mts Of Olives
Scheduled to split
Zech 14:4
With half the mountain
Moving South and half moving North
Was no doubt quite tricky to duplicate
In all those duplicate Israels.
Oh, RIGHT! Nero or some such
Arranged all that
With Stargate SG-1 help in 70AD
It just takes special Calvinist glasses
And special Calvinist faith
To SEE the resulting huge valley
That formed from the
Purely spiritual, very brief
Thief-in-the-night visit of
Christs disembodied sandals touching
That Mount of Olives
--the one in the authentic
Holy Landbetween the Red Sea
And Turkey.
and (if ever built)
Ahhhhhh yes! Calvinists have arranged
For ALMIGHTY
NEVER CHANGING
NEVER LYING
UTTERLY FAITHFUL
NO JOT OR TITTLE CHANGING
ALMIGHTY GOD
To begin to FORGET
HIS PROMISES
AND HIS UNCHANGING WORD!
Soooooooooooo
Clever of them!
[that] this temple
is THE Israel
and temple
of futurist
antichrist fame.
Oh, of course!
How could Bible Believing
CHRISTIANS be so silly!
Why one of them must be
OThugas Temple that hes
Hiding under the Masonic
Denver Airport!
And another such Temple
Must be the one Puhlouseys
Hiding under that gay bathhouse
Hidden under that hill just
Just North of the Golden Gate Bridge.
And no doubt, the other ones
The one Harry Reid has hidden
Under that Casino in Las Vegas.
You have no way of knowing.
Yeah, I suppose
If folks couldnt
READ THE WORD OF GOD
Or hear the still small voice of Holy Spirit
Or BELIEVE GOD!
Or TRUST GOD!
Or WALK BY FAITH IN GOD!
Or compare Bible Prophecy
With newspaper headlines!
AND IF they all had lobotomies
It COULD theoretically be
Slightly difficult to tell.
So, even if you see
these things
(or think you see them)
Is this some weird application
Of that verse about
walking by faith, not by sight?
Or is this Bible reading
In Alices rabbit hole?
Oh, I get it! . . .
If Believers READ THE BIBLE
And THINK ITS TRUE
They have to realize
That everything in Scripture
Is not what it seems to be.[/sar]
it could merely be
self-deception
on your part.
I think I have to concede
The paragon Olympic class
Expertise demonstrated
Regarding self-deception.
Honor to whom honor is due!
110 posted on
02/25/2009 10:26:35 PM PST by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: Quix
Yer funny.
Incidentally, its more the Presbyterian Calvinists that believe in replacement theology that believe that way. We Baptist Calvinists are listening for that trumpet blast any day! Maybe even tonight.
:)
111 posted on
02/25/2009 10:32:03 PM PST by
Blogger
(Christians- Remember Nineveh.)
To: Quix
Must be one of those believers in DeBer. You know, the religion of peace in comfort worshiping Te DeBer. ;^)
113 posted on
02/25/2009 10:52:47 PM PST by
Cvengr
(Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
To: Quix
Well done, Dear Heart Quix.
Romans 8:14
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, these are sons of God.
116 posted on
02/26/2009 1:23:26 AM PST by
Joya
(Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior, have mercy on me, a sinner.)
To: Quix
118 posted on
02/26/2009 5:30:34 AM PST by
Lee N. Field
("I'm so thankful for the active obedience of Christ. No hope without it." -- J. Gresham Machen)
To: Quix
121 posted on
02/26/2009 5:55:53 AM PST by
woollyone
(I believe God created me- you believe you're related to monkeys. Of course I laughed at you!)
To: Quix
Bad bad Puddy Cat....always trying to gobble up the dispensationalists!
To: Quix
125 posted on
02/26/2009 7:25:55 AM PST by
topcat54
("Dispensationalism -- like crack for the eschatologically naive.")
To: Quix
The Calvinist glasses don’t work as well as the “Amillennial Shades”, which are needed to read that great new book called “The Preterist Code”.
Tom Hanks is memorizing the script right now.
133 posted on
02/26/2009 8:37:08 AM PST by
fishtank
(RINOs: Stuck inside of the GOP like spackle or paste. (We need a cleansing.))
To: Quix
Certainly, Quix..., it is flabbergasting... LOL..
How do you know that you’re really typing this. Is Obama in the Oval Office, or is it some replicant? How do you know we have the same Obama that campaigned for the office. Maybe Obama is a shape-shifter and they locked up McCain and Obama campaigned as McCain and for himself, too... LOL..
Was George Bush ever President? Is Elvis still alive? Perhaps the Bible is actually a “code-book” from the aliens from outer space and they are the “gods”...
Islam *is really* a religion of peace and we are simply hate-mongers, after all... :-)
Come to think about it, I don’t know if I’m really me, in the first place, so you can ignore this whole post as it might not be from me — after all...
LOL...
—
This is an age in which *nonsense* becomes *sense* to some or even many people...
To: Quix
[Stifling GOITTMGuffaws Of Incredulity To The Max]
LOLOLOL - Awesome post
185 posted on
02/26/2009 4:53:53 PM PST by
JesusBmyGod
(Baruch HaBa B'Shem Adonai)
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