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Did Jesus give us the name of "Satin"?I report - You decide! [Hijacked for fun]

Posted on 08/12/2009 8:34:11 AM PDT by jongaltsr

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TOPICS: Ecumenism; Ministry/Outreach; Religion & Culture; Religion & Politics
KEYWORDS: barak; fabulousfabric; jesus; obama; religion; satin
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To: OneWingedShark

And how is static cling related to concupiscence?


21 posted on 08/12/2009 8:46:38 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: jongaltsr

"Could it be....SATIN?!?!"

22 posted on 08/12/2009 8:47:30 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: jongaltsr
I thought it was Naugahyde?

There used to be whole HERDS of Nauga roaming Jerusalem

23 posted on 08/12/2009 8:51:56 AM PDT by Mr. K (THIS ADMINISTRATION IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!)
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To: jongaltsr
LOL!

Apology accepted, now quit yer sniveling and assume the position, Silkworm!




24 posted on 08/12/2009 8:54:56 AM PDT by incredulous joe ("No road is too long with good company" - Turkish Proverb)
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To: jongaltsr
Sorry bout dat! Should read - Satan NOT Satin

The devil made you do it....

25 posted on 08/12/2009 8:55:16 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: jongaltsr

I’d fix it, but the RF posters are having too much fun.


26 posted on 08/12/2009 8:55:36 AM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: ravingnutter

The devil just left.
She always gets me in an uproar before she leaves for work.
“But I still love her”!


27 posted on 08/12/2009 8:58:24 AM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: Perdogg
He plays for the Penguins now. During the playoffs I laid awake at night wondering who I would root for if we played a team with a player named Jesus Rodriquez or some such.

Thankfully that didn't happen.

28 posted on 08/12/2009 9:01:02 AM PDT by Eagles6 ( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck. (Let them eat arugula!))
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To: jongaltsr

It’s not often you see that kind of parakinetic activity in common household appliances ...


29 posted on 08/12/2009 9:01:27 AM PDT by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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To: jongaltsr

i thought it was taffeta?


30 posted on 08/12/2009 9:01:42 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: jongaltsr

But who gave us Muslins?


31 posted on 08/12/2009 9:01:52 AM PDT by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.)
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To: xsmommy

taffeta?

How big a fag do you think I am?


32 posted on 08/12/2009 9:02:50 AM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: stuartcr

LMAO!!!


33 posted on 08/12/2009 9:03:45 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: real saxophonist

My cat’s name is Stan, I suspect at times he might be the devil.


34 posted on 08/12/2009 9:04:01 AM PDT by dog breath
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To: dangus

Haven’t you seen the Bounce commercials?


35 posted on 08/12/2009 9:07:40 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: jongaltsr

I don’t know... But I’m pretty sure he invented Taffetta...


36 posted on 08/12/2009 9:08:10 AM PDT by bondjamesbond (Because, deep in my heart, I do believe, that we shall overcome some day.)
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To: dog breath

My dog’s name is Loosie, and when she’s being a stinker we call her “Loosie-fur.”


37 posted on 08/12/2009 9:08:22 AM PDT by RedWhiteBlue
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To: bondjamesbond; jongaltsr

uh oh, your masculinity is impugned for a second time here... not that there’s anything wrong with that... ; )


38 posted on 08/12/2009 9:09:15 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: jongaltsr

39 posted on 08/12/2009 9:09:35 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: xsmommy
uh oh, your masculinity is impugned for a second time here... not that there’s anything wrong with that... ; )

You want a piece of me punk! Just give me a excuse and I'll come over der and give you a piece of my mind - (since there is little left of my dignity at this point)!
40 posted on 08/12/2009 9:22:37 AM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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