Posted on 09/20/2009 5:00:41 PM PDT by Jedediah
Small potatoes. You know who really dictated the Code of Hammurabi? That'd be me. I remember, though, it was really discouraging dealing with the slaves doing the writing because they kept bothering the slave girls who were working out new ways to be nice to me.
Magna Carta? Me again. I know that history differs, but really King John lost a drinking match to me that was the inspiration for the match between Gimli and Legolas (yes, I wrote the LOTR too - I was just being kind to a well meaning old geezer). The Constitution of the United States? Just look behind all the signers to the right - my head is portrayed peeking out from behind a column. And who do you think gave the complete Unified Field Theory to Einstein? And he lost most of it, and was only able to remember E=mc**2. Dumb old sod. Kindly, but dumb. Well, not so dumb that he couldn't get Marilyn Monroe into the sack.
Glenn Frey is a has been. :)
That depends: is he a lunatic profit of gaud?
There. Fixed it.
Just like a pet cat. :)
In my college days, tube was a somewhat little used slang for beer cans - I believe it was Australian slang. We'd crack a tube. I'd like to think that ol' J-d was merely overserved on tubes, but, as on the one Mormon tube a few days ago, we discovered that Joseph Smith was likely high as a kite on the native magic mushrooms found in upstate New York.
Just like my cat (formerly male).
"Braaaak. Merkivah! Braaaaaak!"'Twas a parrot, randomly chosen from Google images.I'm sorry, my friend, only the red X of death shows up.
I know a few husbands like that.
***’Twas a parrot, randomly chosen from Google images.***
A parrot?
Mr. Praline: ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
A lunatic profit of gaud by any other name is an intellectual midget.
Well, it rhymes.
Actually, I think that Joel Osteen is a marketing genius. He has hoodwinked literally millions of people with slick hair, bad teeth, a hook nose and unctuous presentation. Now that Ted Haggard is off meeting male prostitutes in alleyways and Rick Warren is feted in ever enlarging (to the waistline) banquets, Joel is the active one, out there enticing ever enlarging bank accounts onto the Via of Sheol.
Woo Hoo!!!
“He” has returned from the wilderness of suspension and speaking as God again.
For those of you who are “Non Believers,” STAY AWAY FROM ANY LIGHTENING as Quix so kindly warns all of us.
As for J_d’s posts that are not copy/paste’d, can you say RUN, as in RUN-ON sentences? So RUN! ;-) \o/
2 Pe 3:16
Jim,
Have we sunk this low as to allow this kind of stuff on FR? Just take a look at this poster’s posts! They are the kinds of posts that other sites point and laugh as we do the Dummies Funnies!!
Jed, what is your spiritual gift and how do you discern it from spiritual temptation from persons other than God the Holy Spirit? Please respond only while in fellowship through faith in Christ, if even in the least bit of acknowledgment.
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