When I have sex with my wife, it is extremely pornographic.
Every single time.
It is more pornographic then any porn I have ever seen.
posted on 04/26/2010 9:31:54 AM PDT
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Yeah, but do you and your wife have cheesy music playing in the background like in the Golden Age of Adult Cinema?
(Actually I don't want to know the answer. Just embracing my inner 13 year old).
posted on 04/26/2010 9:46:06 AM PDT
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