I have never said any of those things.
You're correct. You never did. What you don't say is often of more importance.
That you can't/don't/won't discuss the obvious discrepancies about your tales, inaccuracies, words that don't exist, might have been known in 14th century England, but doesn't seem to know, and of a book "translated by the gift and power of God, who of course knows all languages....." is very telling in and of itself.
Lurkers see it, even if you don't.