Rather than berating our fellow Christian Freeper knarf, you should be gently explaining to him those points of Orthodox practice and history that he or she seems to lack.
And—as I am now doing—you should invite knarf to come to a Divine Liturgy at a nearby English-language Orthodox parish on a Sunday in July. “Taste and see”!!!!
Particularly in a parish in the Antiochian Archdiocese in which the visitors are welcomed with copious antiodoron!