Posted on 03/02/2015 2:01:42 PM PST by Gamecock
He was “dangerous” alright... to children!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he see Helen Thomas?
Video of Ghanaian morgue attendant in training
It's hard to believe a man who is going to HELL
OOO, OOOOOO
Id get down to the gates of Hell and Satan would JUMP OUT....RRROOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! Ah #@$#...you were married huh? Well, I guess theres nothing much new for you here. Well, Ill give you the nickel tour anyway....see that? Thats where we torment the soul.......OOOOOOOH! Say, you didnt happen to see any single guys coming down the tunnel did you? I can scare the $#@# out of them. Oh &*(! ....you were married twice? Want a job? That qualifies you for the job placement program here in Hell...
- Sam Kinison
Nothing shocking there.. This trip back I can believe
Perhaps God didn’t forgive JP2’s inaction on pedo priests, allowing them to continue to avoidably ravage the flock?
Living in the frozen waste of NYS eh?
Hell is full of famous people?
Acts 9
36 At Joppa there was a certain disciple named Tabitha, which is translated Dorcas. This woman was full of good works and charitable deeds which she did.
37 But it happened in those days that she became sick and died. When they had washed her, they laid her in an upper room.
38 And since Lydda was near Joppa, and the disciples had heard that Peter was there, they sent two men to him, imploring him not to delay in coming to them.
39 Then Peter arose and went with them. When he had come, they brought him to the upper room. And all the widows stood by him weeping, showing the tunics and garments which Dorcas had made while she was with them.
40 But Peter put them all out, and knelt down and prayed. And turning to the body he said, “Tabitha, arise.” And she opened her eyes, and when she saw Peter she sat up.
41 Then he gave her his hand and lifted her up; and when he had called the saints and widows, he presented her alive.
42 And it became known throughout all Joppa, and many believed on the Lord.
Is the new movie “The Lazarus Effect” about this guy?
Sam Kinison was a rare gem.
I miss his wisdom.
Cheers!
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