Protestantism, Modernism, Atheism

Crisis Magazine ^ | November 28, 2017 | Julia Meloni

[Mark17]

The priest looked at me and said, "That sounds Protestant to me." True story!

That’s a good one. I like it. It looks like you weren’t long deceived by false Catholic doctrine. I was 21 when I left the RCC, and not one single, solitary time, have I ever thought about swimming the Tiber.
Why would anyone give up assurance of salvation for the never ending hamster work wheel? I was on that hamster wheel long enough. I have no desire to get back on it. 😊🤣
By the way, I was at Fort Wayne Bible College in 1973. I met two EXTREMELY good looking females there. Both were ex Catholic nuns. Dedicated Godly women, and drop dead gorgeous. I struck out in the romance department, but at least I tried. 🤣😄😀 True story.

[Elsie]

That's mighty high and mighty of you.

Oh?

To actually BELIEVE the words in the Book that Rome compiled so long ago?

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What promise from Rome have YOU have accepted as true, that is better than what has already been recorded?

[Elsie]

It seems you feel free to ignore those conditions.

Really?

Call no man father

[Elsie]

Only the heretic Martin Luther, and his fellow travelers state that; and Luther's no saint.

Knock knock...

I've come for the rent.

[Elsie]

I don't respond to, and sometimes don't even read,
every post that heretics post to me,
especially the book-length technicolor rants.

[Elsie]

I don't respond to, and sometimes don't even read,
every post that heretics post to me,

Jesus said:

In everything, then, do to others as you would have them do to you. For this is the essence of the Law and the prophets.

Matthew 7:12

... especially the book-length technicolor rants

[Elsie]

It would be way to time consuming and a waste of valuable time to pray a rosary or a novena.

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A man walked up to a Franciscan and Jesuit and asked, "How many novenas must you say to get a Mercedes Benz?"

The Franciscan asked, "What's a Mercedes Benz?"

The Jesuit asked, "What's a novena?"

[Elsie]

It would be way to time consuming and a waste of valuable time to pray a rosary or a novena.

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Well; if you think so...

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/religion/miracle-novena-2985758/

 

You have to pray this prayer Nine times a day for Nine days and make a commitment to publish this prayer or at least circulate as many copies as you can of this prayer.

Try it and you will experience a miracle.


Powerful Prayer works immediately.

[Elsie]

You're a real piece of work...

He's really one of us.

MUCH better than the Catholic_Wannabe_Dude persona that is seen in these threads from time to time.

Got the stealth mode down PERFECT!

[Elsie]

You're a real piece of work...

Mave you met his sister; Neap?

[Elsie]

Why don't you first let me know when Jesus Christ and Sts. John and Paul start posting on FR?

Consider yourself informed.

Colossians 4:16

After this letter has been read to you, see that it is also read in the church of the Laodiceans and that you in turn read the letter from Laodicea.

[Elsie]

Clearly this guy doesn’t own a bible...

But the reply he made, just after this one, shows that he IS a student of Roget.

[Elsie]

Next up, I’m gonna see if I can’t get you to call the Virgin Mary a heretic by posting some quotes from her.

I'm afraid you won't have much source material to work with; for...

All the Words of Mary...
...as recorded in the Bible.

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 ...To the angel
“How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?” 
Mary answered. “May it be to me as you have said.”   (Luke 1:30-38)

 

...To Elizabeth
And Mary said: “My soul glorifies the Lord and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, for he has been mindful of the humble state of his servant. From now on all generations will call me blessed, for the Mighty One has done great things for me—holy is his name. His mercy extends to those who fear him, from generation to generation. He has performed mighty deeds with his arm; he has scattered those who are proud in their inmost thoughts. He has brought down rulers from their thrones but has lifted up the humble. He has filled the hungry with good things but has sent the rich away empty. He has helped his servant Israel, remembering to be merciful to Abraham and his descendants forever, even as he said to our fathers.” (Luke 1:46-55)

 

 ...To Jesus
His mother said to him, “Son, why have you treated us like this? Your father and I have been anxiously searching for you.”  (Luke 2:48-50)

 

... at Cana
And when the wine gave out, the mother of Jesus said to Him, “They have no wine.”
His mother said to the servants, “Whatever He says to you, do it” (John 2:3-5).

 

 

[Elsie]

I'm afraid you won't have much source material to work with; for...

But; if you want to use some word's from an apparition that Rome has CLAIMED to be Mary; then there is quite an abundance of them to work with!

(cue random Mary quote generator)...

Whoever shall faithfully serve me by the recitation of the Rosary, shall receive powerful graces.

 

 

 

[Elsie]

Oops!

I'm sorry I forgot the Multi-colored rant WARNING!!

[Elsie]

Are you a liar or just Biblically illiterate?

(No warning needed. It's black and white)

[Elsie]

We already answered your crazed screaming.

Put up or shut up, ebb. Address what St. Paul wrote. Address what Jesus himself said.

[Elsie]

Tempo

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[Elsie]

All that stuff that Jesus did which John didn’t write down in his Gospel: is it somehow not both “valid” and “true” because it’s not written in there?

What imaginings do you have in mind?

I'd like to know some of these things that Jesus did, that are NOT recorded anywhere.

[Elsie]

They tell us that not everything about God has been written down.

Yeah. So?

Are we going to get some really good reasons that an argument from silence is somehow going to change anything?