| FACE OF SATAN
PHOTOGRAPHED OVER U.S. CAPITOL! WASHINGTON -- Intelligence agents testing a hand-held version of the ultra-sensitive thermographic "heat" cameras that are generally found on spy satellites photographed the hideously evil Face of Satan hovering over our nation's Capitol on November 17 -- and horrifyingly, the crackling, billowing, lightning-streaked image has remained there ever since. And far from writing the face off as a terrorist's trick or a simple quirk of nature, no less an authority than President Bill Clinton has ordered the CIA, FBI, Pentagon and State Department to pool resources in an unprecedented interdepartmental investigation. "It must and will be completed and conclusive," the President warned in a top secret memo dated November 18, "no later than December 31, 1999."
The rush to investigate comes as no surprise because, as one unidentified, veteran CIA operative revealed, "The image is a portrait of terror unlike anything we've ever seen in this country. "Is it something supernatural? Is it some kind of life form? Is it -- and hell yes, I'll ask the question -- is it Satan himself? Is it a threat to our President? Is it a threat to our citizens and country? Is it somehow a sign of events either bad or good to come? Is it intelligent? "Those are just a few of the unknowns we have laid out before us with just a couple of weeks in which to find some hard answers and if necessary, formulate a plan of action and retaliation that might involve some kind of battle with a force of evil that we can't even comprehend. "The way things stand today, all we have is a 6,000-foot plume of smoke that looks like something that backed up and blew out of the bowels of Hell itself. Not only that, it's sitting up there over our nation's Capitol like a crow on a clothesline, taunting our every move. "You want more? We're monitoring this thing from space and from the ground around the clock and it just keeps getting darker and denser and more ominous by the day. The wind doesn't blow it. Radar can't scan it. Geiger counters can't read it. The naked human eye can't see it. You actually have to look through the lens of a million-dollar camera to even know it's there. "If that's not enough to put the 'hurry up' on an investigation, I don't know what is." None of the federal agencies involved in "Operation Deep Smoke," as the investigation has been named, are speaking for the record. And as usual, the mainstream media has all but ignored the story under White House pressure to "report but downplay" what arguably is the most significant breaking news story of our time. But even as the White House pressures the "hip-pocket media" to keep quiet, news leaks from highly placed insiders are occurring at levels that longtime Washington observers say haven't been seen since Watergate. That's a sure sign, said one such observer, that officials are fearing the worst and trying to prevent national hysteria and national panic by bracing the public with bits and pieces of information before the whole truth gets out. And panic, the source continued, "is a possibility that becomes a probability if the investigation determines the Face does, in fact, pose a threat or at the very least, is Satanic." |
