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MAD TV Skit - 'The Reading Caboose' - SLAMMED THE CLINTONS FOR KILLING VINCE FOSTER!!

Crime/Corruption Humor
Source: Fox's MADTV
Published: 2/12/00
Posted on 02/12/2000 20:23:41 PST by harpu

Tonight, they were doing a skit about the 'Government' taking out Marilyn Monroe so as not to embarrass any remnents of the kennedy Legacy. At the end of the Monroe skit, they finished with a very brief rountine about how Vince Foster was killed by the 'Government' and then, suddenly, they said the 'Government' didn't kill Vince Foster - IT WAS 'THE CLINTON'S' who killed Vince Foster!!! Too surreal to be real!!


1 Posted on 02/12/2000 20:23:41 PST by harpu
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To: harpu

They got it right. Maybe Ken Starr was watching and something clicked.........I ain't holding my breath though.

Starr's hopeless. Clueless. Or just corrupt. [I vote for the latter]

2 Posted on 02/12/2000 20:27:58 PST by citizen
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To: harpu

Thanks for the heads up. I'll see if I can capture it and place the audio with some captured photos for people to view.

3 Posted on 02/12/2000 20:28:40 PST by DoughtyOne
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To: harpu

That's pretty amazing. I hope these people have very large bodyguards.

4 Posted on 02/12/2000 20:33:15 PST by Wait4Truth
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To: Wait4Truth

bump!

5 Posted on 02/12/2000 20:35:14 PST by bigsigh
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To: harpu

Killer opening on Saturday Night Live too. Hillary in her new kitchen, talking to voters and Bill, mugging in the back ground. A new name for him. Skank Pronger. Never heard that one before, but Ana Gastner does a great Hillary. If the Clintons were watching, "ouch!"

6 Posted on 02/12/2000 20:42:12 PST by YaYa123
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To: YaYa123

Maybe she is good...but NONE can match Jan Hooks as Chillary...and Hartman as BC...funny...that COPS episode where BC was getting beat up by Hillary, she captured the EVIL side of the Queen...SNL has no edge anymore...or no subtlety...everything is obnoxious for shock effect...it went downhill after O'Donohue died...they used to rip Democrats pretty good...Franken as Pat Robertson is one of the funniest things I've ever seen...except for the "BEANS AROUND A CAMPFIRE" scene in Blazing Saddles...I laughed for ten minutes...subtlety

7 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:00:44 PST by Benrand
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To: harpu

Love that MAD tv. It comes on in about two hours. I especially like the 'Asian beauty shop owner'. Where she says "Oh yeah, I know, like da monkey in da bush", "you know, two monkey in da bush"....

8 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:08:13 PST by budwiesest
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To: harpu

Well, they did.

9 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:31:28 PST by Samizdat
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To: harpu

it is all part of the legacy, whether the dogpatch administration likes it or not....e!

10 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:32:07 PST by eureka!
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To: YaYa123

Yeah,and the guy does a GREAT Bubba impersonation,too. I especially loved the part when he is smiling and nodding when Bubbette described the "old Hillery" as being "dykey and scary".

11 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:36:53 PST by sneakypete
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To: Wait4Truth

I'd be worried about their license also.

12 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:42:17 PST by blackbart
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To: DoughtyOne

Oh, please do capture it. They do great stingers like that every week, God bless them, each and every one.

It's soooo nice to know it's on, even if I miss it.

Thanks for telling me what they did this week.

13 Posted on 02/12/2000 21:54:11 PST by norraad (afn52825@afn.org)
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To: harpu

My favorite political skit from SNL, was the one where all the candidates were out trick or treating. Bob Dole...Clintoon...and who was that doing Ross Perot? Dana Carvey did a great Ross Perot, and a pretty good George Bush. "Wouldn't be prudent"....

14 Posted on 02/12/2000 22:08:08 PST by Godebert
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To: harpu

Yeah, but the people talking about the Foster conspiracy were portrayed as a couple of nuts. They dinged Algore, Jesse the Mind and Keyes (oops) pretty good, too. I like this show if I can remember to watch it. The fat guy does an hilarious Kenny Rogers.

15 Posted on 02/12/2000 22:19:33 PST by ozzymandus
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To: harpu

bump

16 Posted on 02/13/2000 04:09:04 PST by aladyjfw
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To: harpu

they said the 'Government' didn't kill Vince Foster - IT WAS 'THE CLINTON'S' who killed Vince Foster!!! Too surreal to be real!!

Amazing truths brought out by comedians.

17 Posted on 02/13/2000 04:26:24 PST by Grassontop (Wake up call! Vote Alan Keyes for President!)
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To: YaYa123

She definitely had the Hillary voice down. I turned off the TV after the regurgitation sketch. Yuck.

And The Reading Caboose sketch was pretty good. Another Reading Caboose I saw recently went on some kind of Woodstock era trip.

18 Posted on 02/13/2000 08:43:44 PST by CounterCounterCulture
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To: Grassontop

they said the 'Government' didn't kill Vince Foster - IT WAS 'THE CLINTON'S' who killed Vince Foster!!! Too surreal to be real!!

At least they got it right that Vince Foster did not kill Vince Foster which is something the American press and the Republicans haven't got right yet.

Now if MAD TV would just say FBIcover-up.com

Maybe be we should send them a bumper sticker. BTW if anyone here wants an FBIcover-up.com bumper sticker, send me your address and I'll send you one by 1st Class mail.

19 Posted on 02/13/2000 09:00:29 PST by Hughie2u (Turley@acninc.net)
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To: harpu

People in TV are not as dumb as we think. Norm McDonald of SNL would allude to Foster's murder all the time when he did the phony news.

20 Posted on 02/13/2000 09:10:45 PST by Senator Pardek
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To: citizen

"Starr's hopeless. Clueless. Or just corrupt. [I vote for the latter]"

Starr is corrupt (name anyone in DC who isn't).

Starr actually engaged in fraud to try to keep the cover-up in place. He tried to explain away the absence of fingerprints on the gun found with Foster by claiming Foster had carried the gun to the park inside an oven mitt.

Because neither of the police inventories of Foster's car listed the oven mitt, Starr released some photos, purportedly taken of the car and its contents, to prove the oven mitt was in the glove box.

The only problem is that the police inventories, the ones that do NOT list an oven mitt in the car's contents, indicate that the glove box was emptied 6 hours BEFORE the debris on the floor was removed and catalogued. The above photo shows a full glove box over a clean floor, an arrangement that could never have occurred if the glove box was emptied first.

Compare the first photo with that immediately above, showing the debris on the car floor at Fort Marcy Park.

The photo of the oven mitt, far from being a crime scene photo, is clearly an after-the-fact staged shot. The glare on the dashboard proves it's a daytime shot.

And, just to show how desperate the thinking has to be in Starr's office, even having an oven mitt in the glove box doesn't explain how Vince Foster was supposed to have carried the gun from the car to where his body was found, then inserted it into his own mouth and pulled the trigger without getting his fingerprints on it.

Oh, and by the way, there was no blood on the gun either, and none on Foster's hand or sleeve. The powder found in the wound didn't match that used in the gun, and no bullet fragments matchable to that gun were in the wounds either.

Starr knows exactly what happened to Foster, and he's part of the cover-up. He's been part of the cover-up of the whole Mena and Iran-Contra mess since he was assistant to William French Smith, the Reagan AG who wrote the CIA their "license to smuggle". That's WHY he was chosen to replace Robert Fiske, to make sure that the public believed there was a real investigation, but to make sure that the real secrets of CIA drugs and drug money laundering, plus the murder of 4 fundraisers and 1 White House lawyer who handled that money, remained hidden.

21 Posted on 02/13/2000 09:35:51 PST by Michael Rivero
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To: harpu

HMmmm, What will happen to that crew now?

Will they be picked up and worked over by the Secret Service,audited by the IRS,or just blown away by the ATF?

22 Posted on 02/13/2000 12:30:13 PST by NYCON
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