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Ted Turner Bans Speedy Gonzalez From Cartoon Network

Culture/Society News Keywords: SPEEDY GONZALEZ TED TURNER CARTOON NETWORK
Source: Looney Tunes News
Published: 12-1-00 Author: Jonathan Cooke
Posted on 12/12/2000 16:33:49 PST by tallhappy

Dec. 1, 2000: Special Report - What Happened to Speedy Gonzales? Speedy Gonzales is now featured on the Main Page this month, and I know many of you have been wondering why Speedy has been practically absent from Cartoon Network (now the home to all classic WB shorts). Last month, I got in contact with Cartoon Network regarding this situation and below is the reason you haven't seen Speedy in awhile.

Here is the original e-mail I sent on 11/10/00:

Hello,

Cartoon Network is now the exclusive home for all the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons (and, for the most part, doing a terrific job of showcasing them on the three hour BUGS & DAFFY shows on the weekends). However, myself -- and a number of other fans of classic Warner cartoons -- have become concerned about the disappearance of the fastest mouse in all Mexico: Speedy Gonzales. Speedy's cartoons have been absent from CN for a long time and week after week he is the only major WB star *NOT* to be seen on any of the BUGS & DAFFY shows.

I maintain an unofficial webpage devoted to LT & MM shorts, and have got a number of e-mails from even the most casual cartoon fans asking why Speedy is now absent from the airwaves.

I hope you guys over at Cartoon Network do not consider Speedy to be an offensive character. After all, Speedy is always portrayed as the smart hero who always gets the best of the bad guys. Some of the supporting Mexican characters in the Gonzales cartoons can be a bit extreme (the Mexicali Shmoes, the Loco Crow), but that is only a small number of Gonzales' cartoons.

There certainly can't be anything wrong with cartoons like "Nuts and Volts", "The Wild Chase", "Chili Weather", "Mexican Cat Dance", "Skyscraper Caper", the Academy Award-winning "Speedy Gonzales", and dozens of others.

The character still appears on official Warner Bros. Looney Tunes merchandise at the Warner Studio Stores and Six Flag Theme Parks. A quick visit to the WB Studio Store website revealed more Speedy items than ones featuring Porky, Foghorn, or Road Runner. Speedy is also featured on the new CD "Looney Tunes' Kwazy Christmas" from Rhino Records.

I hope to someday see Speedy return to the line-up and be seen alongside his Looney Tunes co-stars. Our Saturday mornings just aren't the same without the ENTIRE Looney Tunes "family"!

Are there any plans to ever return Speedy to Cartoon Network's broadcasts of Looney Tunes? If so, it would make many classic cartoon fans very, very happy.

Thanks for your time and...

That's all, folks!

Jonathan Cooke
http://www.toonzone.net/looney/

Here is his reply I recieved on 11/15/00 from Daniel Wineman, Cartoon Network Programming:

Well, that's the story. A small update: Speedy did make an appearance on BUGS & DAFFY on Nov. 18 when CN aired "The Wild Chase" (the cartoon where Road Runner and Speedy race each other). I suggest everyone that misses Speedy's cartoons send a polite e-mail to Cartoon Network at ToonNet@aol.com and thank them for airing "The Wild Chase" and encourage them to air more Speedy cartoons in the future. Who knows? Maybe we will be able to make a difference.


1 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:33:49 PST by tallhappy
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To: tallhappy

You forgot to say that this was "humor". It's humor, right? Right?

2 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:38:54 PST by Darth Sidious
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To: tallhappy

I tink der iz a "bendayho" at de top

3 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:39:18 PST by freeplancer
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To: tallhappy

Frankly, there's a LOT of fare back on TV now that you wouldn't think could make a comeback due to our politically correct atmosphere.

Hogan's Heroes comes to mind. I'm sure others can help add to this list. Guess it's been so long since I watched Speedy that I forgot how controversial some of these shows would be considered today.

4 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:40:45 PST by NYS_Eric
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To: Darth Sidious

But the GOOD NEWS is that they're going to keep Pepe LePew because as we all know, the French really stink!

5 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:43:01 PST by usconservative
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To: tallhappy


I bet Speedy voted with his letter from Clinton.
Someone go check if he is registered in California.

6 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:43:52 PST by borntodiefree
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To: tallhappy

Gees. So turner will ban Chinese noodles, Italian Pizza and French wine because they all have a foreign character?

What a Nazi. This guy really goes all the way. He is the ultimate Hydra. Cut the Nazi skin oriented monster and you have Turner destroying about any character out there.

7 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:49:42 PST by lavaroise
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To: tallhappy

My favorite Speedy episode had the following scene (from vague memory):

Cat grabs Speedy's cousin, Jose or some such, "the slowest mouse in all Mexico".

Speedy to cat: "I should warn you, it's a bad idea to mess with Jose"

Cat: "And WHY is THAT?"

Speedy: "Jose packs a gun"

Jose at that moment whips out BIG pistol and shoots Cat in head.

That episode became too politically incorrect YEARS ago

8 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:50:45 PST by SauronOfMordor
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To: tallhappy

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!

Is Ted now going to rid the airwaves of Foghorn Leghorn because of his stereotyping of the Southern dialect and manners? Oops, got to get rid of Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd. Don't want anyone to think you're making fun of someone who stutters or talks with a lisp. And I know vegans want to get rid of the Roadrunner show. Where can you find in cartoons a more blatant example of attempted meat-eating than Wiley Coyote? And doesn't the portrayal of Yosemite Sam degrade short people? Gotta drop him, too.

By the time Ted Turner sanitizes WB cartoons to make them acceptable, children will be staring at a blank screen. But you can bet no one will be offended anymore. One small step for a megalomaniac, one giant leap for political correctness!

9 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:51:05 PST by Exeter
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To: SauronOfMordor

His name was Slowpoke Rodriguez, and yes that was funny.

10 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:52:44 PST by Exeter
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To: Exeter

This is just sad:( Speedy's a good guy!

11 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:53:15 PST by Hawkeye's Girl
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To: tallhappy

Next thing you know, Ted will ban Amos 'n Andy!

12 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:54:16 PST by snopercod
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To: tallhappy

Ain't email great?

tallhappy, what cartoon was he referring to that had to do with drug use? ?

13 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:54:55 PST by withteeth
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To: tallhappy

14 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:55:41 PST by bmwcyle
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To: withteeth

tallhappy, what cartoon was he referring to that had to do with drug use?

I think he was referring to Speedy Gonzales. Which one I don't know.

15 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:56:53 PST by tallhappy
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To: usconservative

Ce n'est pas gentil du tout, monsieur! En garde!!!

Mais-I weel grant you a pardohn ZEES time. ;^)

16 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:57:06 PST by austinTparty
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To: tallhappy

Speedy forgot to show Ted his stinkin badges.

17 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:57:26 PST by Stentor
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To: tallhappy

Speedy forgot to show Ted his stinkin badges.

18 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:57:28 PST by Stentor
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To: Exeter

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!

Is Ted now going to rid the airwaves of Foghorn Leghorn because of his stereotyping of the Southern dialect and manners? Oops, got to get rid of Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd. Don't want anyone to think you're making fun of someone who stutters or talks with a lisp. And I know vegans want to get rid of the Roadrunner show. Where can you find in cartoons a more blatant example of attempted meat-eating than Wiley Coyote? And doesn't the portrayal of Yosemite Sam degrade short people? Gotta drop him, too.

By the time Ted Turner sanitizes WB cartoons to make them acceptable, children will be staring at a blank screen. But you can bet no one will be offended anymore. One small step for a megalomaniac, one giant leap for political correctness!


Don't forget all the cartoons referring to "Maroons": a clear reference to Moron. If I was intellectually challenged, I'd protest... Not to mention the Indian references, the military references, slurs against Texans, women.... It just goes on and on.

19 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:58:53 PST by Acrobat
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To: tallhappy

(1) I suppose if cartoons are still the most important thing in your life, this matters. I got over that at about age 10.

(2) Who still patronizes anything owned by Ted Turner, with the possible exception of watching Commie News Network to document the propaganda?

20 Posted on 12/12/2000 16:58:58 PST by Amelia
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To: tallhappy

tallhappy, what cartoon was he referring to that had to do with drug use?

Actually, I think that would be "Mighty Mouse" who had to take his "magic powder"...

21 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:00:58 PST by austinTparty
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To: tallhappy

That's a start.

Now Ted needs to ban his other offensive cartoon characters - Judy Woodruff, Bill Schneider, Bernie Shaw and Christiane Amanpour.

22 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:01:04 PST by IowaHawk
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To: Amelia

I suppose if cartoons are still the most important thing in your life, this matters. I got over that at about age 10.

Don't get snippy!

23 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:02:16 PST by austinTparty
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To: tallhappy

Easy fix, T. We just convince Ted Turner that since Speedy is a Mexican mouse, he's most likely a Catholic mouse, as well. And since he's a Catholic, Mr. Turner will have no problem with any stereotyping and slurs - and we'll have Speedy in prime time - maybe even a movie deal in the works...

24 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:02:34 PST by Luther T.
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To: tallhappy

Yeah, the Speedys will be back alright. They'll run about three minutes each.

(As Bugs would say, Mr. Turner, "What a maroon!")

25 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:03:25 PST by babylonian
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To: IowaHawk

Now Ted needs to ban his other offensive cartoon characters - Judy Woodruff, Bill Schneider, Bernie Shaw and Christiane Amanpour.

Trade Speedy for them any time.

Funny comment. Made me laugh.

26 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:03:26 PST by tallhappy
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To: Hawkeye's Girl

I agree. How can anyone say he's a negative stereotype. He protects his fellow mice from Sylvester, he displays courage in taking on opponents much bigger than him (although it does help to have the scriptwriter on your side!), the ladies find him attractive and desirable, he's shown generosity in sharing the cheese he steals from Daffy with his fellow rodents, and no one can doubt his superior athleticism. Someone tell me how this cartoon character makes fun of anyone, besides the other cartoon characters who try to shoot, hit, blow up, grab, etc. him. SHEESH!

27 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:04:25 PST by Exeter
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To: tallhappy

I got the complete set of original "Little Rascal" shows on video for my kids when they went on sale, and they really enjoy watching them. BUT when they tried to bring one of them in to school, having been invited to bring in their favorites for the other kids to watch, they were told that they were banned as politically incorrect.

A real pity.

28 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:06:43 PST by Cicero
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To: tallhappy

Is the Tazmanian Devil next?

29 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:06:47 PST by gcul
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To: IowaHawk

"Now Ted needs to ban his other offensive cartoon characters - Judy Woodruff, Bill Schneider, Bernie Shaw and Christiane Amanpour."

ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!

30 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:07:26 PST by Exeter
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To: tallhappy

Cartoon Network is now the exclusive home for all the Looney Tunes...

No way! There's still a bunch of 'em on CNN.

31 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:07:34 PST by libertylover
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To: SauronOfMordor

That episode became too politically incorrect YEARS ago

The most politically incorrect one of all was when Yosemite Sam was a confederate soldier, and Bugs Bunny had to dress up as a freeman to get past him. As he walked pass Sam, Sam said, "It's one of OUR boys!" I'm not kidding!

32 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:10:46 PST by Hacksaw
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To: SauronOfMordor

MINE, TOO!

33 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:11:11 PST by hoosierham
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To: tallhappy

A favorite of poor oppressed Mexican provinces.

From the Dallas Morning News, Zapatistas choose words over arms in Chiapas fight :

Subcomandante Marcos, the charismatic Zapatista leader, also compared himself to Speedy Gonzalez, the Mexican mouse cartoon character who runs circles around his stronger opponents.

The "bumper-music" that Subcomandante Marcos would lead-in his radio dispatches with was the high-pitched energetic Speedy Gonzales' "Arriba! Arriba! Arriba!"

34 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:13:43 PST by bvw
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To: austinTparty

I remember this incident. One year Ralph Bakshi revived the Mighty Mouse series with both new animation and clips from previous cartoons. During one episode MM snifs what appears to be a flower of some kind. Donald Wildmon, a self-appointed guardian of the airwaves from Tupelo, Ms., decided that Bakshi's cartoon character was snorting cocaine! He created such a uproar over this that CBS backed down and edited out the supposedly offending second of animation, and the series folded after only one year.

Just goes to show that no one political ideology has a monopoly on correctness!

35 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:13:45 PST by Exeter
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To: tallhappy

I think Turner also owns the rights to, "It's a Wonderful Life". If he ever sobers up and realizes the anti-abortion overtones of that movie, you can bet you'll never see it again.

36 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:14:11 PST by scouse
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To: tallhappy

Is nothing sacred anymore? This annoys me to no end.

37 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:16:52 PST by kin-of-chid
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To: tallhappy

Don't you remember the big "media flap" about the "Frito Bandito" character several years ago?
This is just the latest episode.

38 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:17:49 PST by Fiddlstix
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To: Amelia

It isn't just the Speedy cartoons. What else do you suppose they want to shove in the memory hole? The Bible? Maybe just the New Testament... or perhaps only Paul's epistles. Surely no one will miss A Rifleman went to War or Im Stahlgewittern if we keep all the copies from the public?

The interNazionals like Ted and those to whom he gives the reins have no problem with banning and burning what THEY consider subversive or offensive, while Larry Flynt gets feted. The selective use of the 1st Amendment is a great tool for this set.

Hypocrites.

BTW, I never found Speedy Gonzales all that funny, but if we don't stand up for the mouse, who will help us when they come for Rocky and Mugsy? They will look in the stove.

Ed

39 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:17:51 PST by edskid
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To: austinTparty

Don't get snippy!

Hey, if Gov. Bush is "snippy", I take that as a compliment!

40 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:18:43 PST by Amelia
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To: tallhappy

What of Heckle and Jeckle? Professor Peabody and his pet boy Sherman?

41 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:19:14 PST by ralph
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To: tallhappy

Hey tallhappy, you wouldn't happen to own any of those Speedy Gonzalez collectible cells, would you? Perhaps trying to move them on E-BAY?

42 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:20:01 PST by Crawdad
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To: tallhappy

Actually... I ate Speedy! Ted's just trying to show how powerful he is...

43 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:20:01 PST by real saxophonist
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To: Darth Sidious

Let's ban Speedy; but it's alright to have druggies, rapes, murder, sex, all kinds of violence and just about every disease of the week known to man according to Ted Turner.

44 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:24:14 PST by freekitty
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To: kin-of-chid

Next they will ban, Peppie-La-Pew because everyone Runs away from him, Next they will Ban Fred Flintstone, for being not only from the stone-age but not all of his lights are on either, The poor guy isn't even drawn with shoes on. Bugs bunny is Obnoxious, Tom and Jerry aren't treated equal. Where's MR. Magoo that makes fun of Blind people? Santa isn't fair either, he only brings things to kids, Where are the adults rights?

What about all the other reindeers that didn't get to lead Santa sleigh?

I wonder if Captain Planet is on his list for the Big AX? NO? I didn't think so!!!

This is beyond Pathetic!!!!! God save our nation!!!

45 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:28:05 PST by Japedo
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To: freekitty

This is TOO good. Ted Turner bans Speedy Gonzales because he's a racial stereotype? How about banning your very good friend, that massa-shuffling House-"N-" Jesse Jackson from CNN? Is HE not a racial sterotype, Mr. Turner?

46 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:29:51 PST by leilani
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To: NYS_Eric

You mention Hogan's Heroes. Did y'all see last week that Werner Klemperer (Col. Klink) died of cancer? I felt kind of sad.

47 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:35:01 PST by Ciexyz
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To: NYS_Eric

I'm a big fan of Andy Griffith, and even though it is a morally upstanding show, when I see scenes where Andy has a cigarette or Opie playing with a toy gun, I wonder how long it will be before some liberal idiot throws a fit....
It's sad how far we have sunk....

48 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:38:03 PST by Newton
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To: leilani

How about banning your very good friend, that massa-shuffling House-"N-" Jesse Jackson from CNN? Is HE not a racial sterotype, Mr. Turner?

JJ is the biggest piece of $#!t on the face of the earth and i hope we have a holiday commerating him soon- ( death by drug OD of course)

49 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:38:13 PST by exmarine1
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To: Luther T.

I never much cared for Speedy, but this political correctness is offensive. It's a CARTOON! I like "Late Night Black & White" best.

50 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:40:19 PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: tallhappy

Elmer Fudd is verbally challenged!

51 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:43:39 PST by hardhead
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To: tallhappy

And don't forget Tom and Jerry and the 'mammy' that owns their house.

52 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:45:01 PST by hardhead
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To: Hacksaw

The most politically incorrect one of all was when Yosemite Sam was a confederate soldier, and Bugs Bunny had to dress up as a freeman to get past him. As he walked pass Sam, Sam said, "It's one of OUR boys!" I'm not kidding!

Hey, I remember that! Rivaling it for "Most Politically Incorrect" might be the Bugs Bunny cartoon in which Bugs, in fighting against the evil Axis powers, ends up on a Pacific island with a heavily-stereotyped Japanese soldier. Bright yellow skin, buck teeth, and squinty eyes behind Coke-bottle eyeglasses, the works. As I recall, Bugs "does him in" by disguising himself as the "Good Rumor" ice cream man and giving the little yellow guy a fudgesicle with a hand grenade inside.

Strangely enough, I don't ever remember thinking about that cartoon when I saw an Asian schoolmate, or anything of that sort. I must be immune to the evil powers of the television broadcasts!

There were some of the "Wartime Cartoons" released a few years ago on VHS, but the one I described failed to make the cut.

53 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:45:10 PST by Charles Martel
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To: tallhappy

NOW I AM CERTAIN that old Teddy T. bought the documentary of Hanoi-Jane, sitting in the VC tank, aiming a anti-aircraft machine gun into the sky and vocalizing her ultimate wish of a US-fly-over just so the babe could kill a few of OUR brothers/fathers/sons.

THAT B*TCH IS A B*TCH!!!!

54 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:46:32 PST by bannie
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To: NYS_Eric

Have you seen Black Sheep Squadron on the History Channel? If that isn't an unPC show, nothing is.

55 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:47:33 PST by GuillermoX
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To: Exeter

No, you see Ted will never get rid of Foghorn Leghorn or Yosemite Sam, because stereotypes and slurs against Southerners and gun owners are okay to these socialist slimeballs. I think both characters are absolutely hilarious (even though I'm a Southerner and an NRA member), but I'm just pointing out the fact that these people have no problem propagating such sterotypes against us. I wish they'd keep all of the Looney Tunes characters. I think they're all funny!

Sigh. I just wish Ted would sell the Atlanta Braves. I've been a big fan for years, but I hate supporting anything he does. And while he's at it, he ought to sell the Hawks too (my favorite NBA team).

56 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:47:53 PST by Mighty Pen
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To: Mighty Pen

Hey, he's very anti-Catholic too. Remember his famous so-called joke about the Polish mine-field detector, stamping one foot, when he was talking about John Paul II. He has also donated 1 billion to the UN population control fund. Know your enemies.

57 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:51:42 PST by hardhead
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To: SauronOfMordor

His cousin was named Slow Poke Rodriguez

58 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:53:01 PST by jeremiah
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To: tallhappy

Ted Turner..prepairing the USA for the NWO.

59 Posted on 12/12/2000 17:55:30 PST by Revel
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To: Ciexyz

You mention Hogan's Heroes. Did y'all see last week that Werner Klemperer (Col. Klink) died of cancer? I felt kind of sad.

So did I. TV Land has been running blocks of "Hogan's Heroes" in the evening in honor of Klemperer.

Anyone who thinks Hogan's Heroes is politically incorrect needs to spend some time learning about the people who made it a success:

  1. Werner Klemperer was a German Jew that fled Cologne when Hitler took over. He had a standing order to the writers and producers -- if Colonel Klink ever "succeeded" at anything, he would walk off the show.

  2. Robert Clary (Corporal Le Beau) actually spent a portion of his youth in a German concentration camp. He still has the number tattooed on his arm.

  3. John Banner (Sergeant Schultz) was an Austrian Jew who lost most of his family to the Nazi gas chambers.

Hogan's Heroes was political satire at its best: exposing evil while entertaining people, so that they didn't tune it out. After many years, the show has finally become popular in Germany -- although the German dialogue that was dubbed in didn't exactly follow the original script... it reportedly makes Klink and company look even MORE like buffoons.

60 Posted on 12/12/2000 18:07:27 PST by justlurking
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To: Exeter

No, no, by the time Turner sanitizes cartoons kids won't be watching a blank screen they'll be watching "Captain Planet". They'll prefer a blank screen though.

61 Posted on 12/12/2000 18:17:02 PST by chickenlips
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To: tallhappy


Ted y Jane, besaron mi nalga !!!

62 Posted on 12/12/2000 18:22:49 PST by urigoldberg
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To: bvw

Subcomandante Marcos, the charismatic Zapatista leader, also compared himself to Speedy Gonzalez, the Mexican mouse cartoon character who runs circles around his stronger opponents.

You hit on it. If Ted finds this out he will make them show only Speedy Gonzales.

It shows what an idiot Turner is.

63 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:26:33 PST by tallhappy
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To: bannie

Enough red text.

64 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:34:05 PST by MediaMole
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To: MediaMole

Now I did it. Any smaller text?

65 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:35:16 PST by MediaMole
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To: MediaMole

I should have just kept my keyboard shut.

66 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:38:25 PST by MediaMole
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To: tallhappy

But that conniving shiftless stealing leprechaun with a brogue keeps selling Lucky Charms.

You know why? Because we Irishman don't give a crap! We are confident enough not to whine and complain about our stereotypes. We drink, we fight, we connive and we don't care how anybody portrays us, because you're all our lessers. I believe I'll have another drink to toast my superior ancestors.

67 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:46:24 PST by dead
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To: usconservative

I have always hated Pepe Lepeu. Hated. Always.

68 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:49:51 PST by Osinski
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To: Osinski

My mother loves the little sh*t

69 Posted on 12/12/2000 20:58:17 PST by coydog
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To: chickenlips

I've seen that thinly veiled pile of animated propaganda masquerading as children's entertainment and you're right, a blank screen would be better!

70 Posted on 12/12/2000 23:27:15 PST by Exeter
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To: MediaMole

Like blue better?:D!

71 Posted on 12/13/2000 06:07:32 PST by bannie
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To: bannie

What's next?! Banning cartoons with caricatures of Jimmy Durante because of the "Jewish people have big noses" stereotype?

72 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:15:43 PDT by bigdcaldavis
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To: austinTparty

What the hell is it about women and cartoons? Women and the Stooges? We can't help that it goes over their heads!

73 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:25:08 PDT by HalfIrish
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To: dead

Irishman .. don't care how anybody portrays us, because you're all our lessers. I believe I'll have another drink to toast my superior ancestors.

Jameson and Guinness dittos!

74 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:28:06 PDT by HalfIrish
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To: HalfIrish

Hey, I'm glad Speedy is banned. I love cartoons, but the speedy Gonzalez cartoons are among the most insipid and poorly animated and just plain boring cartoons ever made.

75 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:32:23 PDT by SarahW
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To: SarahW

I see.. because YOU think they are insipid and poorly animated, then those of us who disagree are just plain wrong and can be denied the opportunity to watch them. Interesting worldview, Ms. Ireland.

76 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:36:51 PDT by HalfIrish
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To: HalfIrish

We can't help that it goes over their heads!

Some foolish women just think it's beneath their notice.

But I'm not one of them.

"I'm trying to think of something, but nothing happens." -Curly. Pure genius.

77 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:38:35 PDT by Joan_of_Argghh!
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To: tallhappy

Daniel sounds like a straight up guy, tired of TT's nonsense.

78 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:38:38 PDT by Lazamataz
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To: austinTparty

"Actually, I think that would be "Mighty Mouse" who had to take his "magic powder"..."

Or perhaps Underdog, with his "Super Energy Pill" ????

79 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:39:01 PDT by Pablo64
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To: SauronOfMordor

IIRC, Speedy's actual words were:

Hosay, hee pahk a gohwnnnn ...

80 Posted on 07/17/2001 18:39:39 PDT by strela
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To: Joan_of_Argghh!