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Al Gore Concession Speech, 1st Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans: Tonight we come to the end of a long road and the start of a new one. Having exhausted all avenues of appeal in the U.S. and Florida, my legal team has filed a claim in World Court seeking to overturn the Florida elect.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 2nd Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans: Tonight, in the spirit of national unity and despite being the undisputed winner of the popular vote.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 3rd Draft
Good evening, everyone. Many of you no doubt know what it feels like to get royally shaf.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 4th Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans. Although it is the opinion of my attorneys and myself that I do not fit the legal definition of "loser," .. (Crumple, crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 5th Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans. Approximately 12 million light years ago, when I was first dispatched to your planet from Zolloid 9 .. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 6th Draft
I can't do this. I just can't do this. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 7th Draft
Hello, my fellow Americans. It's been a long and difficult month for me and, indeed, for the entire nation. But the time has come for us all to throw our enthusiastic support behind our next president, George W. Buhh . Bbb . Bahoo. (laugh) Pardon me. Let me try that again: President George W. Buh, Buh. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, PEOPLE! HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO PUNCH OUT A FREAKIN' CARDBOARD HOLE IN A BALLOT! MORONS! (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 8th Draft
My fellow Americans, in light of recent unfavorable court decisions, it has come to my understanding that a majority of you want to turn the country over to a recovering alcoholic and functional illiterate.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 9th Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans. You know, when I was young boy frolicking on the zero-gravity ash fields of Zolloid 9, it never occurred to me when I downloaded the human emotion coding sequence.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 10th Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans. Have you ever known someone who took something from a store without paying for it? That's called "stealing," and in American stealing is a cri.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 11th Draft
My fellow American, most of you probably know how to count. One. Two. Three. And so on. See? It's not that difficult. (Smile). So can someone please explain to me why the state of Florida.. (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 12th Draft
Good evening, everyone. Generally speaking, civil war is never a good thing. But there are times... (Crumple crumple crumple)
Al Gore Concession Speech, 13th Draft
My fellow Americans... WHEN, in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's GOD entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the Causes which impel them to the Separation.
(Hopeful smile)
(5 minutes of silence)
(men in white coats arrive with straight jacket)
Enjoy!
Starship Captain Janeway will moderate all proceedings.
Bump This too funny not to read.
LOL
can't wait til he's gone and forgotten.. like say.. Jan 21st.
Amen.
That was a perfect speech wasn't it Larry. Oh yes it was majestic, best speech in history Peter, what do you think Chris? Why I got a woody just hearing it it was so Statesmanlike. How about you Judy? well I think it was orgasmic for the first time in years. HA HA HA can you believe those media idiots. They will grasp at any straw. What a bunch of losers. What will they do now when the ratings go lower than Gores chances in 2004.
Good thing his pre-election speeches weren't as polished as the one last night. He might still be fooling a lot of the people a lot of the time as pres-elect. The main thing we're happy about is the thought of not having to see clinton's rotting mug and bulbous nose after the inauguration.
Wonder if they know that they are commies or have they just been brain washed through public educ like the rest of the sheeple?
He was loaded, the only way to loosen up that tree was to get him high and send out there. Couldn't done that for every speech he would of put on too much weight, munchies you know....
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