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Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Safe sex
Hospital food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt head
Military intelligence
Software documentation
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then ..."
Synthetic natural gas
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Temporary tax increase
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Microsoft Works
What's you're favorite oxymoron to use and confuse a liberal
well-informed liberal
One from statistics that I never see on the usual lists is "standard deviation".
What's you're favorite oxymoron to use and confuse a liberal
Compassionate Liberalism.
I've always liked, "Survival of the fittest."
Aren't "the fittest," operationally defined by their ability to survive?
Jumbo Shrimp
Did you mention "jumbo shrimp"?
My favorite, "Happily married".
Absolutly Not
Government Help
You forgot.
Jumbo Shrimp and Civil War
janet reno Justice Department
the honorable ted kennedy.
How about "gay man"?
first lady hillary clinton
Military intelligence?
Queen Hillary
Liberal thought - the best one ever
Fairly unique.
Rapid City, South Dakota
You forgot the one word oxymorons from the legal profession; One well known one is Brief. There are so many there, including 'is'.
Reverend Jesse
President Clinton
hot water heater
Clinton ethics
Ethical Democrat
Down escalator
Reverend Jesse, and reverend Sharpton.
Creative destruction
Federal aid
More is less
How about the great new slogan for the Army:
"An Army of One"
government workers
"I could care less."
self empowered
public school education
Clinton Administration.
holy sh!t
liberal reasoning
Cow girl.
(c;
California energy deregulation.
U.S.Mail Service
liberal wisdom
promiscuous celibate
Clinton Administration
near beer
diet soda
decaffeinated coffee
Free Admission
Christian Democrat
ABC News
CBS News
NBC News
CNN News
MSNBC News
CNBC News...
"cow boy"
"industrial park"
To coin one of my favorite Freeper screen names...
Hillary's Lovely Legs!
Near miss. Partial birth. "Native"? intelligence. Ecconomy car. Tax free. Social security. Crime free. Speed limit.
Situational ethics.
Liberal theologian.
African American Hispanic American Chinese American....etc
Rush hour Liberal think tank democratic positions
We're from the government, and we're here to help you.
Army intelligence
Government worker
Country music
So yours would be
Government aid
Sounds good to me.
"non-stop flight" - one of George Carlin's
WHEW i opened a can of worms
Heard this on a TV commercial:
100% Virgin Vinyl
Internal Revenue Service
Ethical Hillary.
Hillary's kindness.
Liberal Intelligence.
...can of worms...? You asked fot it.
I think that picture falls under the heading of Hypocrite , PicToons...
Love Crime
Liberal Conservatism
Gay Christian
Unbiased Media
Truthful Liberal
Soft Porn
Small Sin
Temporary Tax
President Clinton
Homosexual Virgin
Gun-Control Law
Objective Journalist
Good Lawyer
Competitive Communist
You want Oxymorons, eh? Stand back.
fresh frozen
middle east peace process
fresh frozen
peacekeeping force
black light,
customer service,
professional athlete,
youth culture,
fast food,
gentleman scholar,
postal service,
guest host,
safe sex,
working vacation,
legal action,
public service,
American English,
one size fits all,
non-denominational prayer,
political science,
professional courtesy,
athletic scholarship,
poor health,
Italian government,
rap music,
rolling stop,
same difference,
congressional ethics,
sports sedan,
student teacher,
live recording,
tight slacks,
This Page Left Blank,
union workers,
United States,
Wilderness management,
Department of the Interior,
Immigration and Naturalization Service,
freezer burn,
gunboat diplomacy,
hard water,
industrial park,
old news,
recent history,
non-dairy creamer,
group of individuals,
original copy,
sanitary landfill,
plastic glass,
Humble, Texas,
Liberal, Kansas,
random order,
demanding patient,
male nurse,
academic freedom,
tax return,
electroshock therapy,
express mail,
passive aggression,
college education,
luxury apartment,
new and improved,
domestic cat
Liberal Intellectual
UN Peacekeepers.
from a presentation that I was forced to attend recently:
. . . "integral to outsourcing . . ."
TS
IMMIGRATION SERVICE
Good sex with Dr. Ruth?
"Christian" Psychology
Country "Music"
Rap Music
False fact
peacekeeper missle (Reagan) - Jumbo shrimp
Rock Music
Irregardless
How about "make haste slowly" ??
Triple Bi-pass
I often wonder why they named a gum: Trident, which means "three teeth"...HUH?
I figured I'd get a rise out of somebody with that one.
I almost forgot the saddest oxymoron of them all...
Cubs Baseball
"dry runs"
Boxing: "Light-Heavyweight"
I've always thought that 'getting a leg up on the problem' had interesting possibilities...:)
If you have Major Domos...what a minor Domo?
Does a 'Born Again' Christian believe in reincarnation?
turned up missing
experimenting with drugs
I do.
reverse discrimination
life in prison
an angry gay man
Police are investigating the death of a gay man.
This program is intended for mature audiences.
Forseeable future
Government in action, one word or two?
Near Miss
Driveway
Parkway
Military Intelligence
I am from the Government, and I am here to help
Honest Palm Beach Voter
My Favorite: Diet Ice Cream.
On your "driveway, parkway," I heard the following from a baseball player while he was in the outfield thinking about the "whys" of life:
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in the driveway?
LOL!!
No----it's the funniest!!!!
Cubs = "Doormat of the National League"
;-`)
O X Y M O R O N S Postal Service Sound of Silence Pretty Ugly Dream Reality Real Phony Clear As Mud Jumbo Shrimp Near Miss House Ethics Cold as Hell Military Intelligence Led Zeppelin Void Where Prohibited Perfectly Wrong Plastic Silverware Weather Forecast TV News Icy Hot Studying Together Same Difference Budget Resolution Sun Shower Senatorial Courtesy Plastic Straw Government Worker Wicked Good Small Fortune Divorce Court Required Elective Peppermint Luxury Bus War Games Bittersweet Honest Democrat Ture Liberal Liberal Thinking Government Efficiency What do you get if you cross a beast of burden with the village idiot?..... An OxyMoron of course! -------Beginning of the end-----------
Or, Dark Comedy, Dull Shine, Pretty Ugly, A little costly...
No----it's the funniest!!!! - *smiling...but I would not say that amidst the crowd at the Friendly Confines! (As much could sometimes be said of my beloved New York Mets and Boston Red Sox, which reminds me of Ray Goulding's [yes, of Bob and Ray fame] comment: On my tombstone, it will read: Cause of Death: Boston Red Sox.).