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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON JAN 29, 2001 20:12:12 ET XXXXX
SEN. PLAIN JANE: HILLARY CAUGHT IN GLAMOUR SPIRAL
WASHINGTON -- In her first weeks out of the White House, former First Lady, now Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, has stunned Washington watchers with a dramatic lifestyle change. Hillary's appearance has undergone a reverse metamorphosis from butterfly back to caterpillar.
Make-up has gone missing and hair has dropped flat. Grooming is taking a backseat to legislating.
The former First Lady has even been nicknamed "Senator Plain Jane" by some staffers on Capitol Hill. And she could care less.
Fashion on ration with little passion.
It's off with the Cinderella gowns and on with the work pants, sleeves are being rolled up revealing fingers left unpolished.
"Is that her?!" proclaimed one Congressional aide as Sen. Clinton's entourage rushed past.
The woman who once graced the cover of Vogue now appears like a flashback from her college yearbook.
Dropping all pretense, lowering some Estee Lauder defense: The real Hillary Rodham emerges for the world to see.
"Hillary's not gonna play that Kay Bailey game," said one insider.
"Spending all of her time in front of the mirror getting all dolled up like a debutante. She is mastering the issues, representing her constituents in the spirit of Bella Abzug."
Far away from the pressures of the White House and trying to compete for affections, Hillary has gone au natural, back to the earth to rediscover her roots. A new feminist dynamo who doesn't give a damn what the men say in the Cloak Rooms.
She's doing it her way.
That is not how she campaigned, thought! Hypocrite again.
She's priming herself for 2004. She wants to be all business - not a homely broad with too much makeup and peroxide. Mark my words - she wants to be taken seriously...
It's called "playing to your base".
I'm sure Drudge wouldn't mind a few hits on his website, you know...
Before long she'll be wearing flannel shirts and driving a Ford Ranger pickup with a "Girl Calvin taking a squirt" graphic on the rear window.
Looks to me as if Drudge has been monitoring your posts!
I wish Matt would quit drugding up stuff that we've already seen here on FR. All these pictures are probably lifted from here.
I guess the real bitch, er butch is out of the bottle.
Phony Bitch!
Senator Hillary Evita Helmsley
What have I gotten into? ... Once I was pretty and only had Saul Alinsky’s power tactics to strive for...
But then it got better ... the sheeple learned not look me in the eye,
... but perhaps it's because the surgeon stretched them too much
yada, yada, yada,... blah, blah blah
... at least those FReepers kept it interesting
….I wonder if the World Bank presidency is still open???Hmmm ..... to do list
1. lay out Bill’s ‘citizen’s’ clothes, AND teach Buddy not to growl at Bill in front of media,
2. hook up electronic surveillance (monica/bimbo watch) at Bills new Manhattan ‘digs’
3. Order six more industrial strength shredders
4. wipe out the Electoral College prior to 2004
5. patch up black pant suit, …get ready for 2004.
6. get separate Swiss Bank account..
7. have Secret Service detail trim the yard AT BOTH mansions! …...oh yeah also have them get Chelsea a date.
8. call Reno, Shallala, Ireland, Albright, Williams, Grumwald, McDougal for slumber party, Reno’s turn to bring the massage mitts..
9. check my bridal/mansions registry for loot….
10. oppose any Christian, right-wing, principled, nominee that threatens the truth about me….
Boy for the days of baking cookies, standing by my man , pink suit interviews
... those were the days of whine and poses
….C'mon just gimme a committee already,… the drugs are starting to kick in ...
Oh my ‘Toto putzhead’ Schumer…I don't think we’re in Kansas any more!
I think her "popularity" is vastly overrated and no one is willing to say so, at least out loud. Reminds me of the Emperor Has No Clothes fairy tale. She's a corrupt and very cold bitch who doesn't treat people well and I don't think she will be electable as Pres. at any time. Our fear of her being elected has actually deluded us into thinking that she actually can be elected.
Remember, the only reason the Toon got away with so much was because of his charisma, which most will agree she ain't got.
Is that the senior Sen. from Missouri Kit Bond in the background of the photo with Greenspan?
I could swear his lips are in the middle of the word Äshcroft!
January 20 was Hillary Rodham's "coming out" day: Ellen Degenerate all the way.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Macauley Culkin on two week cocaine binge?
I wish Matt would quit drugding up stuff that we've already seen here on FR
You know you're right.
He should have just posted to an existing thread....LOL!
Yikes!!! My first thought was "who the ---- is that?"
The second is I can almost sympathize with Bill straying.
She always looked like s$%t, just like her daughter!
Whatever it takes.
Why is she doing this? It makes no sense. She already has locked up the lesbian vote in 2004.
Knowing it to be virtually impossible as well as unprecedented to be elected as the first female President she has decided her best chance will be to disguise herself as a man.
i don't see why White House staffers would need to be told not to look at her
Okay, here's a question sure to stir up a little debate: Will Hillary's unflattering appearance cause her popularity to go down with women??? with men?? I am more interested in the former, although the latter is a valid question...but it really would not be as fun to debate. If women were more likely to vote for Kennedy, Clinton, et al, because they were "sexy," could the same be true of the former First Queen?
oh, boy....
... in the spirit of Bella Abzug
That about sums it up.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Macauley Culkin on two week cocaine binge?
You slay me.....
They get worse and worse...
Hillary needs to get on the cover of any magazine wearing tight pants, jes' like Al Gore...
"She is mastering the issues, representing her constituents in the spirit of Bella Abzug."
Even Bella wore a hat.
No need for me to post on this thread. You put my thoughts here already.
she wants to be taken seriously
She's totally convinced me that she's seriously ugly.
Folks, this just means she is back in judicial activism mode. It is where she is most dangerous.
Wonder how the hollywood saps are gonna take this plain jane crap? There is not an honest bone in this woman's body, whether it is painted up or not.
My guess, she will be divorcing Bill within a year. Anyone that thinks this evil of evils wants to stay a senator for 6 years is either a fool or a NY Dem.
Oh, please! The real reason is that the taxpayers (that's you and me) are no longer paying for her makeup artist.
Even Bella Abzug showed some (admittedly atrocious) fashion consciousness with her trademark hats, and I don't recall her spurning make-up. The contrast the nameless staffer made with Kay Bailey is also inappropriate: Kay Bailey is not an in-the-closet lesbian, so she dresses like a real woman. Capeesh?
Looks to me as if Drudge has been monitoring your posts!
I was thinking the same thing..
Oh, please! The real reason is that the taxpayers (that's you and me) are no longer paying for her makeup artist.
From the Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Dept
LOL!...You may be right!...LOL
"She's not gonna play that Kay Bailey game" said one insider.
Uh, excuse me, but that is no justification for Hillary's unwashed, unstyled, uncombed, ungodly orange-colored hair! At least Kay's hair, however BIG, looks clean and groomed.
#11 - Your sequence of Hillary photos has been sent to the USDA as proof that Mad Cow Disease has reached America. Thank you for your contribution!
Anyone that thinks this evil of evils wants to stay a senator for 6 years is either a fool or a NY Dem.
I sometimes wonder what Bill would've been like if she wasn't around. I believe most of the disgusting liberalism in his administration came directly from her.He might of been an amiable dunce, a mere puppet of Hitlery.
Did you see the interview with Hillary on ABC Nightly News this evening. I had to laugh when one of the reporterettes so much as implied that she looked like something that the cats drug in.
Great minds think alike. That's what she's doing. She's downplaying any aspect of "femininity" because, truth be told - it's tough for a real woman to be elected POTUS. Androgeny is her only chance.
"...she wants to be taken seriously..."
Was Bella Abzug taken seriously?
Or is it some kind of New York thing...?
"Hillary's not gonna play that Kay Bailey game," said one insider. "Spending all of her time in front of the mirror getting all dolled up like a debutante. She is mastering the issues, representing her constituents in the spirit of Bella Abzug."
Why can't she just do it "her way" without putting other people down? Everything the Clinton's say or do is justified by an insult or "they did it too." They are very insecure people.
Alright, lets leave Web Hubbels daughter, Chelsea, out of this.
I KNOW I'm right, honey. She obviosly cares only about what facade she can create. Nothing's real in Hillary!'s world. And for this UGLY reality to come to the forefront means that the ONLY reason it's in the papers is that it would cost her money that she doesn't have to rectify the situation. LOL
Great post on the JUNIOR SKANK FROM NEW YORK.
The real reason is that the taxpayers (that's you and me) are no longer paying for her makeup artist.
Is there a Nobel Prize in makeup artistry? If not there should be for the person or persons who did Hillary.
I sometimes wonder what Bill would've been like if she wasn't around.
Law professor at Arkansas.....
Giving very good grades to very good coeds.
What did the reporterette say?
This is great. Can you imagine what the ole bag will look like in eight years? The American public will readilly elect a crook but an ugly crook? Much more dificult. Hah!
She's just trying to look like most women from the urban NY areas. Tryin' to look like a native.
In the WH she had a hairdresser on staff, a makeup artist, a manicurist, and a dresser. Now she has to do it herself. It's that simple.
"Is there a Nobel Prize in makeup artistry? If not there should be for the person or persons who did Hillary."
I'm sure it was a TEAM effort! But, instead of a Nobel Prize, I think they'd deserve a Purple Heart! LOL
Amazing what paint will do for a barn.
I wonder how much we will save on tax dollars. Laura Bush knows how to dress like a lady, and how to behave like one, something Hillary never learned and won't ever be able to teach her husbands step-child either.
I look forward to their end.
There goes another set of silverware...

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., is
greeted at the British Embassy in
Washington by British Ambassador Sir
Christopher Meyer and his wife Lady
Catherine Meyer Monday, Jan. 29, 2000.
Clinton and other honored guests were
invited to watch as producer and
filmmaker Steven Spielberg was
bestowed an honorary knighthood in a
ceremony that recognized his
contribution to the entertainment
industry. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
Now she has to do it herself. It's that simple.
It looks like she just crawled out of bed and walked into the Senate. I don't even think she's trying. I wonder when we'll see her in a robe and bunny slippers?
"She's not going to play that Kay Baily game"...
Of course she won't play that game. Hillary will never play any game she knows she cannot win or fix. She would never play that Kay Baily game because she would badly suffer by comparison with the elegant Kay Baily Hutchinson.
Hillary next to Kay Baily is like a WartHog in the mud next to a beautiful and graceful Gazelle.
I agree, she had the benefit of full staff to turn her out. Now she would have to pay for it and she's not interested. I think after that question by the reporter tonight she may just rethink her position and take a few lessons.
In the WH she had a hairdresser on staff, a makeup artist, a manicurist, and a dresser. Now she has to do it herself. It's that simple
Guess she forgot to list these folks(items) on her gift registry.

I can't wait to see Chunksea without her paint job as well. ACK!
Okay, 2nd time, what did the reporter say?
My Gosh!! Drudge has lifted everything from ME! He even mentioned the cover of Vogue. Those are MY PICTURES.
Sometimes that man can be a genius.
"There goes another set of silverware..."
LOL!!!!!!!!
You guyz are nuts.
She no longer has the POWER she had with her address as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Her hairdresser screwed up with this last haircut....either purposesly or not.
Hillary Clinton is one depressed bitch right now. She was in hiding while the scandals were making the Front Page. She HATES being a senator.
Making she'll experience spontaneous combustion, or something. (Make a wish)
LOL I agree.
Maybe she'll experience spontaneous combustion
I would pay good money to see that!
The real reason is that the taxpayers (that's you and me) are no longer paying for her makeup artist.
Precisely what I thought when I saw these pictures last week. Obviously, the First Hairdresser and Makeup Artist are on the White House payroll and not taxpayers in the fair Chappaqua. We should all mail her a comb, a can of hair spray and a jar of the cheapest Maybelline we can find. (Is "cheapest Maybelline" redundant?)
"Why does the word "Moonpie" come to mind whenever I see this?"
Why does the word "COWPIE" come to mind?
The "modern NOW a-go-go diesel dyke look!" Its all the RAGE with the LEZBO set.
I can't wait to see Chunksea without her paint job as well. ACK!
Careful there, RBA, or you'll have ChrisM right on over here defending his fair maiden. :=)
Those pictures call for more than a six-pack on a saturday night.
More like two Handgrenades and a large Hurricane with a Margarita chaser.
>>...It's called "playing to your base"....<<
Hilarious!!
"(Is "cheapest Maybelline" redundant?)"
LOL! I think it's an oxymoron! Have you seen mascara prices lately! LOL
drugstore.com
On Yahoo Image there are photos of guests arriving at the British Embassy for Steven Spielberg's honorary knighthood tonight. His wife Kate Capshaw has on a white satin evening gown. Another attendee has on a black sequin dress, and arriving just ahead of her in the photo is Hillary dressed in---anybody want to guess? The BLACK PANTSUIT. LOL.
Thanks for the tip! But how much is the shipping??? LOL
Good gosh! She didn't just steal the silverware, that picture looks like she stole the tablecloth
and wrapped it around herself too!
Me, i'm wonderring how many truely great art Masterpieces were SWIPED from the British embassy!!! QUICK somebody get the Britsh Ambassador had have him check the ART COLLECTION NOW!!!! ROFL
Seems like Mrs. Ex-co-prez's fairy godmother left town without a forwarding address.
One word comes to mind: Skank.
At least she spared us the leg shot!
She looks terrible. Water retention? Depression?
The reality of not being Madame Co-President (and before that Madame Co-Governor) is just sinking in. The liberal Praetorian Guard (media) is lost in the Richgate scandal and she doesn't have a taxpayer funded smear-expert War Room to handle her fights.
Also, she is probably still not able to find a willing ghost writer and she knows she looks her age.
(Bella Abzug was an evil commie and no beauty but she didn't dress badly. Remember the big hats?)
Where is she staying at night? In DC? Back and forth to NY? I'm not up to date on that.
She basically asked Hillary about her make up and why her hair was so flat. Hillary just blew it off by laughing about her flat hair and lack of make up.
She did look like she had been on a 3 day binge down at The Hard Rock Cafe.
She's stealing the table linens as well....
I heard a report last night that she flew out of Chappaqua Sunday night. Looks more like she's walking.
"Good gosh! She didn't just steal the silverware, that picture looks like she stole the tablecloth and wrapped it around herself too!
LOL
On second thought, do you think that might be the "cashmere shawl" she received from one of her admirers at her recent "bridal shower"?
I guess life as a low ranking Senator is not nearly as glamorous as she thought. Just wait until she is required to ask or answer an intelligent question.
Hillary looks like she just got the word that she is not on the Washington, D.C. "A" list, or even "B" list. Maybe Sally Quinn put the word out that anyone who accepts an invitation to a Hillary party will be relegated to Sally's "S" list.
I see Hillary has taken on the "Butch" look of most of the other liberal democratic (fe)males in the senate...even the house.
..."representing her constituents in the spirit of Bella Abzug."....
Not only in spirit, but the b**** has many of Bella's looks....in other words, butt ugly!
Truly inspiring. Please put the graphic on I ENJOY BEING A GIRL
You got it!! She is going "androgenous!" Remember the girlie look she had during both of hubby's campaigns? She had a shoulder-length bob....beautifully done (at taxpayer's expense). She had a more feminine look....all for show...all to make herself look like the loving, little woman. As soon as he took the oath, she cut it and changed her look with every new thing she was doing. She must have had two dozen different hairstyles over the years. Weird...and a sign of insecurity on her part.
This new "careless look" is meant to send a message that she is working TOO HARD to fuss over herself, and to let the public know that she is all business and as close to a man as she can possibly be...pants and all. Also, now she has to pay for her own hairstylist. Remember, she feels that the government should support all aspects of her life so it kills her to have to part with her own money for such things.
Plus, maybe, she is "coming out"?
Do I hear strains of "Stand by Your Man"??? LOL
Oh NO she isn't ! Would you like MY pic ?
I hate to say it, but even most Dems, from the tri-state area, don't look THIS bad.
That Kay Bailey thing? Now good grooming and hygiene for women is wrong? HELP.
The reporter asked her why she looks so, uh, differnt.
She may also smell like fecal matter now that there is no one to wipe her ass!
It's called depression. I think the world is not as great as Hillary thought it was going to be. I think she just got word from her tax attorney about what her $8 million advance is going to look like AFTER TAXES!
Gee, now she knows what it feels like to be in "The top 1%". LOL
Actually, this is the real Hillary. She always looked like this, was never interested in makeup and clothes, etc . when her hubby lost his bid for another term as Governor of Arkansas, the handlers told them it was in part because of her dowdy appearance. So, when he ran again, Hillary allowed herself to made over, dropped the coke bottle glasses, cut, styled and lightened her hair, and wore makeup. It worked, he was then reelected. Everything she does is for politics. While running for Senator, she spruced herself up, now that she has won, and has six years to serve, she does not have to pretend to be a female and can just be herself. I do not want to say what that is, I think we all know. All of the books written on her tell this story.
THANKS for all the photos.
Dear FReepers,
I hate to break this news to you, but feel you MUST be forewarned, so you shall not go into shock when you REALLY see mrsclinton w/o makeup ... in each of these photos mrsclinton DOES HAVE MAKEUP ON: EYELINER on eyelid and below the eye, two shades of EYESHADOW, MASCARA and FALSE-EYELASHES, BROW-COLORING, BLUSHER, FOUNDATION, and LIPSTICK.
Also, in the photo with Greenspan, it can be readily decipered that she has gained MANY pounds ......
I can't wait to see Chunksea without her paint job as well. ACK
LOL!! This thread is so mean--but what fun!!
When she starts looking like Betty Friedan, it's time to put her out to pasture, for sure.
Great sequence of photos...(post 11)

"Hillary's appearance has undergone a reverse metamorphosis from butterfly back to caterpillar."
Next stop fly sh*t!
"Hillary's appearance has undergone a reverse metamorphosis from butterfly back to caterpillar."
Next stop fly sh*t!
Why hasn't she called?

This is nothing but the latest chirade. Now she's changing her image to the hard-working, no-nonsense, no-time-for-makeup-cause-I-gotta-work-for-the-people crap. Geez, will we NEVER be through with these creatures????
Of course, it stands in the way of a degree from Stanford!
Before graduation, credits, time served, parole, and of course--------One Year in Americorps.
I hate to say it, but even most Dems, from the tri-state area, don't look THIS bad.
Okay....let's just call her new look STEROID CHIC?
Yup...And Kay Bailey Hutchison is also one helluva tough lady. Taking care of one's self and using your brain are not mutually exclusive!
Either that, or she realized the makeup was kinda pointless, like high heels on a pig.
LOL - could be both.
What you see is what you get.
Hey, New York! SURPRISE!
Ummm....can Antichrist be a "female"...?
Why do I read Revalation and visualize her as the whore, Babylon?
[sarcasm off]
Geesh
When did Edith take that closeup shot of my ass. Scares even me.

Two words: SLAPPED SHIT
CapeFear
Hitlery cannot "play the Kay Bailey" game. She is way too ugly.
On a broom no doubt.
I think hellery is morphing into Janet Reno or worse....
In the first photo above she looks like a Cabbage Patch doll....
"...in the spirit of Bella Abzug."
With the looks to match!
Time for a hat (or at least a paper bag)
and some Prempro (maybe she can sleaze some samples
off her doctor or a sales rep) {:-@
What game? Sen. Bailey-Hutchenson is a Texas lady first and Senator second. Hitlery may have stole the later title in NY, but the former she will never be. :)
and driving a Ford Ranger pickup
Ford Ranger, nah! , She'll carry on using her usual broomstick..
It seems Drudge is doing a puff piece in Mizzzzzzzz Clinton. I don't get it.
'Would you like MY pic?'
I can dream, can't I?
Yes, but I don't think my husband would like it, if it were about me.
Hillary has gone au natural, back to the earth to rediscover her roots. A new feminist dynamo who doesn't give a damn what the men say in the Cloak Rooms.
Like back in Little Rock when she didn't use deodorant? eeeeuuuuuu!
rofl.........you are too much.
First, HLL, you need to add a tag line "...and her fat ass" to your nickname.
Second, now we see why Bill hooked on Monica. He knew the uglier side of Hildebeast. (I'll bet she sweats when she brushes her teeth)
I think this is the usual "poor me" ploy she uses every time she's caught "bending" the law.
Actually, this is the real Hillary.
Bingo! I believe it is Joyce Milton's book which goes into great detail about Hitlery's lack of hygiene. The woman is a filthy pig -- inside and out.
"Either that, or she realized the makeup was kinda pointless, like high heels on a pig."
ROTFLMAOPIMPWTIME! You GO, girl!
Man, you need to start those kinds of posts with a MAJOR BARF ALERT.
I don't like what happened just to my breakfast.
CAL, you beat me to it--she doesn't have a hairdresser-beuatician on call 24/7!
Wonderful! Loved it!
Actually, I think Butchie is way too lazy to fix herself up, it takes times you know.
When they were in Arkansas, Hillary was never accepted by the local women. Arkansas women are for the most part, well-dressed, make-up and hair in place, and in general, Southern Ladies. Hillary looked and acted like she needed a course in 'Charm School' when she lived here..not to mention needing to bathe more often! SHE WAS NASTY!
sw
The distance between her and Greespan in the last picture is probably an indication that she has also decided to bathe only once a week.
"CAL, you beat me to it--she doesn't have a hairdresser-beuatician on call 24/7!"
Poor little Evitawannabe.
Naw.....now that she's out of the White House as First Lady, nobody's going to pay for her hairdresser and make-up artist that she had in the White House. She's cheap....
There goes another set of silverware...
That oversize purple wrap could sure conceal lots of sterling, couldn't it.
Reminds me of the cartoon thief's getup - a trenchcoat equipped with hangers for watches, jewelry etc. for sidewalk sales.
She is mastering the issues, representing her constituents in the spirit of Bella Abzug."
Ooh, I can hardly wait to see sinator brunhillary! in a wide-brimmed hat!
Here's what Hillary thinks of us all! I was never so proud to call myself a former New Yorker!

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"...(I'll bet she sweats when she brushes her teeth)"
You honestly believe she brushes her teeth? I don't believe it for a minute! Piglary gotta be major stanky!!!
As of the moment the votes were tallied, Hillary abandoned her phony New York accent.
Gag.
"She looks terrible. Water retention? Depression? "
Nope. She's gotta work for a living now. Has to get up extra early to do her own hair and makeup.
Harley,
There was a book published a few years back called "The First Partner". It talks about how in her college years, Hillary never washed her hair, much less style it. Her legs and underarms were left unshaved and she NEVER wore makeup. Her clothing was a political statement as well. She only began to worry about her appearance after Bubba lost his congressional campaign.
On second thought, do you think that might be the "cashmere shawl" she received from one of her admirers at her recent "bridal shower"?
Probably! It really looks like it's worth several thousand dollars doesn't it? NOT!
Joyce Milton's book is called First Partner. I passed it on to friends and don't have it anymore. But what I remember follows:
The reports are from people who knew her in law school and when she was chasing Plea Bargain Bill down in Arkansas. She rarely bathed, did not use deodorant, did not wash her hair regularly, did not shave her legs or underarms -- in other words, she was a total skank. Bubba's mother, Virginia [a.k.a. "Margarine" -- the cheaper spread] was totally disgusted by her.
I believe there are similar reports in Barbara Olson's book, Hell to Pay. I find them thoroughly believable based on her appearance now and at various points during the last 8 years. For example, she went to vote the first time in Chappaqua looking like something the cat drug in.
Hope that helps. Good luck in your research.
WHASSUP with this new "blanket" thing. Next thing you know it will be a sarape, a cowboy hat, and a CIGAR...... "CLINT"on East Chappaqua
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