To: eddie willers
Senator Hillary Evita Helmsley
What have I gotten into? ... Once I was pretty and only had Saul Alinsky’s power tactics to strive for...
But then it got better ... the sheeple learned not look me in the eye,
... but perhaps it's because the surgeon stretched them too much
yada, yada, yada,... blah, blah blah
... at least those FReepers kept it interesting
….I wonder if the World Bank presidency is still open???
Hmmm ..... to do list
1. lay out Bill’s ‘citizen’s’ clothes, AND teach Buddy not to growl at Bill in front of media,
2. hook up electronic surveillance (monica/bimbo watch) at Bills new Manhattan ‘digs’
3. Order six more industrial strength shredders
4. wipe out the Electoral College prior to 2004
5. patch up black pant suit, …get ready for 2004.
6. get separate Swiss Bank account..
7. have Secret Service detail trim the yard AT BOTH mansions! …...oh yeah also have them get Chelsea a date.
8. call Reno, Shallala, Ireland, Albright, Williams, Grumwald, McDougal for slumber party, Reno’s turn to bring the massage mitts..
9. check my bridal/mansions registry for loot….
10. oppose any Christian, right-wing, principled, nominee that threatens the truth about me….
Boy for the days of baking cookies, standing by my man , pink suit interviews
... those were the days of whine and poses
….C'mon just gimme a committee already,… the drugs are starting to kick in ...
Oh my ‘Toto putzhead’ Schumer…I don't think we’re in Kansas any more!
11 Posted on 01/29/2001 18:55:14 PST by Stand Watch Listen
To: eddie willers
I think her "popularity" is vastly overrated and no one is willing to say so, at least out loud. Reminds me of the Emperor Has No Clothes fairy tale. She's a corrupt
and very cold bitch who doesn't treat people well and I don't think she will be electable as Pres. at any time. Our fear of her being elected has actually deluded us
into thinking that she actually can be elected.
Remember, the only reason the Toon got away with so much was because of his charisma, which most will agree she ain't got.
12 Posted on 01/29/2001 18:55:17 PST by Lizavetta
To: eddie willers
Okay, here's a question sure to stir up a little debate: Will Hillary's unflattering appearance cause her popularity to go down with women??? with men?? I am more interested in the former, although the latter is a valid question...but it really would not be as fun to debate. If women were more likely to vote for Kennedy, Clinton, et al, because they were "sexy," could the same be true of the former First Queen?
oh, boy....
22 Posted on 01/29/2001 18:58:34 PST by KayEyeDoubleDee
To: eddie willers
Folks, this just means she is back in judicial activism mode. It is where she is most dangerous.
Wonder how the hollywood saps are gonna take this plain jane crap? There is not an honest bone in this woman's body, whether it is painted up or not.
My guess, she will be divorcing Bill within a year. Anyone that thinks this evil of evils wants to stay a senator for 6 years is either a fool or a NY Dem.
29 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:03:43 PST by jtrowbr212
To: Clinton's a liar
Oh, please! The real reason is that the taxpayers (that's you and me) are no longer paying for her makeup artist.
From the Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Dept
LOL!...You may be right!...LOL
33 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:08:28 PST by eddie willers
To: eddie willers
"She's not gonna play that Kay Bailey game" said one insider.
Uh, excuse me, but that is no justification for Hillary's unwashed, unstyled, uncombed, ungodly orange-colored hair! At least Kay's hair, however BIG, looks clean and groomed.
34 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:08:38 PST by Nubbin
To: jtrowbr212
Anyone that thinks this evil of evils wants to stay a senator for 6 years is either a fool or a NY Dem.
I sometimes wonder what Bill would've been like if she wasn't around. I believe most of the disgusting liberalism in his administration came directly from her.He might of been an amiable dunce, a mere puppet of Hitlery.
36 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:09:44 PST by Brett66
To: RIGHT IN SEATTLE
"Hillary's not gonna play that Kay Bailey game," said one insider.
"Spending all of her time in front of the mirror getting all dolled up like a debutante. She is mastering the issues, representing her constituents in the spirit of Bella Abzug."
Why can't she just do it "her way" without putting other people down? Everything the Clinton's say or do is justified by an insult or "they did it too." They are very insecure people.
40 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:11:40 PST by hobson
To: eddie willers
Amazing what paint will do for a barn.
I wonder how much we will save on tax dollars. Laura Bush knows how to dress like a lady, and how to behave like one, something Hillary never learned and won't ever be able to teach her husbands step-child either.
I look forward to their end.
51 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:20:35 PST by RedBloodedAmerican
To: eddie willers
There goes another set of silverware...
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., is
greeted at the British Embassy in
Washington by British Ambassador Sir
Christopher Meyer and his wife Lady
Catherine Meyer Monday, Jan. 29, 2000.
Clinton and other honored guests were
invited to watch as producer and
filmmaker Steven Spielberg was
bestowed an honorary knighthood in a
ceremony that recognized his
contribution to the entertainment
industry. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
52 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:20:54 PST by CommiesOut
To: Nubbin
"She's not going to play that Kay Baily game"...
Of course she won't play that game. Hillary will never play any game she knows she cannot win or fix. She would never play that Kay Baily game because she would badly suffer by comparison with the elegant Kay Baily Hutchinson.
Hillary next to Kay Baily is like a WartHog in the mud next to a beautiful and graceful Gazelle.
54 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:23:04 PST by Medford Man
To: McGavin999
In the WH she had a hairdresser on staff, a makeup artist, a manicurist, and a dresser. Now she has to do it herself. It's that simple
Guess she forgot to list these folks(items) on her gift registry.
56 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:23:38 PST by TXBubba
To: Senator Pardek
You guyz are nuts.
She no longer has the POWER she had with her address as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Her hairdresser screwed up with this last haircut....either purposesly or not.
Hillary Clinton is one depressed bitch right now. She was in hiding while the scandals were making the Front Page. She HATES being a senator.
Making she'll experience spontaneous combustion, or something. (Make a wish)
61 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:28:13 PST by DCPatriot
To: Clinton's a liar
The real reason is that the taxpayers (that's you and me) are no longer paying for her makeup artist.
Precisely what I thought when I saw these pictures last week. Obviously, the First Hairdresser and Makeup Artist are on the White House payroll and not taxpayers in the fair Chappaqua. We should all mail her a comb, a can of hair spray and a jar of the cheapest Maybelline we can find. (Is "cheapest Maybelline" redundant?)
64 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:33:24 PST by Commonsense
To: eddie willers
She looks terrible. Water retention? Depression?
The reality of not being Madame Co-President (and before that Madame Co-Governor) is just sinking in. The liberal Praetorian Guard (media) is lost in the Richgate scandal and she doesn't have a taxpayer funded smear-expert War Room to handle her fights.
Also, she is probably still not able to find a willing ghost writer and she knows she looks her age.
(Bella Abzug was an evil commie and no beauty but she didn't dress badly. Remember the big hats?)
79 Posted on 01/29/2001 19:50:54 PST by aculeus
SEN. PLAIN JANE: HILLARY CAUGHT IN GLAMOUR SPIRAL
It's off with the Cinderella gowns and on with the work pants, sleeves are being rolled up revealing fingers left unpolished.
"Hillary's not gonna play that Kay Bailey game," said one insider.
