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A love letter to a Christian wife

Your Opinion/Questions Miscellaneous Keywords: LOVE LETTER
Source: A Jewish husband
Published: May 17, 2001 Author: A Jewish husband
Posted on 05/17/2001 03:15:48 PDT by lavaroise

My Love:

Allow me to write my love to you like a love song, I repeat some litanies, you might make fun of me, or you might enjoy it, my love to you is not conditional even though my care for you might seem so.

Like I said, if you want to change husband or get another one, let me advise you, believe me, I am a good source of information. Still, if we keep the status quo for a little bit without screwing up in our decisions, we will be able to get out of this situation without getting into another one. I wish I could hold you, a bit like I do with our little Wowser, because I love you. I wish I could keep our souls mingled, like an ancient tradition between two very old and memorable soul mates, who, from time immemorial, in the times of Adam and Eve, when we were so nice together in the Garden of Eden, would relive those days in joy.

My email system is very slow here. It's completely screwy, so bear with me as I am getting frustrated. I am trying to write meaningful sweet and loving things to you, and people keep interupting me. Thursday is also market auction time and traders are getting very demanding and annoying, screaming out numbers in their phones and asking me to make sure their computer transactions are going through. My German co_worker is nice but annoying. He looks up at what I am typing, sees your name on the heading and asks me if I am ordering some wine bearing your name .... this guy only thinks about wine and women and keeps asking me about the Russian women he is chating on the net with: he is 45, not married, is looking for a girlfriend, and he asks me to analyze Russian ladies through what they are saying. Ironicaly he depends on me to do that because I usualy give him good advice, he says I have a gift (and little does he know my "gift" was earned through years of marriage and with what looks to me as a marriage sabbatical to reflect on our marriage with G_d). Maybe I should open a business or a psychological forum on which people can analyze the people they want to go out with and find out if they can get along with them ... a sort of Dr.Laura on the net with 36 people discussing at the same time their experiences. Maybe I could guide misguided executives who are looking for a reliable woman, heck, if I found a good enough executive, I would refer you if you wanted. I believe I have a cook book that can be refined to produce such things, careful love, that is.

Like I said, if you want to change husband or get another one, let me advise you, believe me, I am a good source of information. Still, if we keep the status quo for a little bit without screwing up in our decisions, we will be able to get out of this situation without getting into another one. I wish I could hold you, a bit like I do with our little Wowser, because I love you. I wish I could keep our souls mingled, like an ancient tradition between two very old and memorable soul mates, who, from time immemorial, in the times of Adam and Eve, when we were so nice together in the Garden of Eden, would relive those days in joy.

So, you are in the right direction for your own attempts at prophecising. Be careful and do not make the wrong decision on a wrong interpretation, and remember that a right interpretation might also lead to a wrong decision. Sometimes right decisions are done on wrong interpretations, as sometimes two wrongs can make it right, but do not count on it, although you are the only person I know capable of doing that. Facts are often difficult to come by, and assumptions are difficult to decide upon as they often can never be turned into facts.

As for your friend, she was right on the money, being gay is not about love, it's about penis or vagina preferences. It's a pretention of survival needs through the rise of the gay race via genocide of the family race, just as being a nazi is not about love for mankind but about skin preferences, a pretention of survival need through the rise of the aryan race via genocide of Jews. Believe it or not, I read an article stating that we all have the ability to turn black, it just is that our black genes that are encoded have not been called by nature (much like my job on designing a software that can be custom configured to show different features fitting different trader preferences, yet it still is the same code and design).

As for prophecising, it has little to do with blaspheming J_sus Who represents an adaptation of G_d to a sort of multicultural form of "Judaity" called Christianity, and Who did more than just prophecize. Unfortunately Christians do not understand that Jews believe in The Sacrifice, it just is that Jews cannot adapt to the Man figure of J_sus and for good reasons since the life of Man and the sufferance of Man Son of G_d is infinitely greater than a temporary sufferance on the cross. This Sufferance people cannot understand to be stretched in past, present and future. Temporary sufferance is only a sham sufferance, like the temporary orgasm is all to often a temporary sham pleasure. A pleasure that does not necessarily represent the pleasure G_d shares with the tense couple, since His joy relies on when man and woman share with Him the work and honor of fulfilling His creations. G_d is still on the cross to this day suffering, and many new Christians cannot realize it since they can only realize something that is temporary and that they cannot even remember.

Of course, just as G_d had adapted to the Jewish traditions and culture in Sinai such as through the usage of the scapegoat and sacrificial lamb, J_sus adapted to other cultures' traditions that viewed their G_d idols through a human being. Christians were former pagans and Jews, and J_sus knew they could not understand what eternal crucifiction meant, but He demanded that they at least make the effort of understanding, just as He was making an effort to be understood by coming as a Man. He only attempted to compromise by temporarily coming down to Earth and living in people's consciousness. J_sus was Man and G_d because He represented an application of the hierarchy of G_d over the life of Man. Jews similarly have Mitzvas (duties) that apply to G_d and to Man.

This J_sus business is controversive also as now people are wondering if J_sus was a satisfying enough adaptation to Mankind, since if J_sus was black some white people might not understand, but little do they know that with a vaccine we all could turn green like the plants. That is why I personaly adapt better to G_d's adaptation to Jewish tradition, because it confuses me less as I do not have to deal with a human face of distracting features that have nothing to do with the message of G_d. It's not a scriptural violation, but a loving adaptation of G_d to Man, nor is it a violation of the belief in G_d's Eternal Sacrifice, G_d's love in attoning of our sins at the cost of giving up His life on this Earth and for eternity. Yes, who would have guessed that He gave up His body to hell and to the Devil so as to save us. Of course, since G_d is all powerful, He can take Himself with ourselves out of the gates of hell, and I believe that it is the ultimate plan, although I am not sure if we are ready yet, or if 10 more Armageddons and other forms of genocides will be necessary for Mankind to figure it out.

Unfortunately Christians do not understand that Jews believe in The Eternal Sacrifice, it just is that Jews cannot adapt to the Man figure of J_sus and for good reasons since the life of Man and the sufferance of Man Son of G_d is infinitely greater than a temporary sufferance on the cross.

And yes, for your soul, my love (and my own soul of course to be together for eternity if you wished) I would agree to go through eternal sufferance like Man, even if I do not know what I am talking about. It's not a blasphemer to prophecize and to love you that much, it's a good work in good faith that yields countless treasures. When coming out of Sinai, a few Jews amongst Moses' crowd would prophesize accurately, but it does not mean they were prophets like Moses, and Moses let them do that because he could see they were intuitively "guessing" right in good faith. Since Jews believe in The Sacrifice of G_d for us, a sacrifice of His rules they could not understand in Sinai when He accomodated for them, they all now understand and can prophecize like me after all. It does not take rocket science to figure out Jewish good faith and love.

Can you understand my love for you?

Love you,

D.B.Q.


1 Posted on 05/17/2001 03:15:48 PDT by lavaroise
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To: lavaroise

"That is why I personaly adapt better to G_d's adaptation to Jewish tradition, because it confuses me less as I do not have to deal with a human face of distracting features that have nothing to do with the message of G_d."

I haven't a clue what this poor, tortured man is talking about. Too much time spent on removing vowels (though, not all ... J_sus) and not enough ... "Lord, have mercy upon me, a sinner.

2 Posted on 05/17/2001 03:48:07 PDT by knarf
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To: knarf

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is confused. Perhaps the poster will explain to us what it's all about. :-)

Candi

3 Posted on 05/17/2001 04:07:51 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: lavaroise

huh?!?!?

4 Posted on 05/17/2001 04:15:50 PDT by charphar
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname , knarf, charphar

.

5 Posted on 05/17/2001 10:18:10 PDT by lavaroise
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To: lavaroise

"It's completely screwy, so bear with me as I am getting frustrated"

I'll buy that.

6 Posted on 05/17/2001 10:25:21 PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

Can you understand my love for you?

If she can, then they were made for each other cause I sure can't.

7 Posted on 05/17/2001 10:29:26 PDT by riley1992
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To: lavaroise

Thank you for posting this. It has reminded me that: If I have time to read this, I MUST have something better to do.

8 Posted on 05/17/2001 10:33:35 PDT by Eddeche
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To: riley1992

In keeping with the tone of this thread:

Riley, have you ever pondered why trees sway when somewhere on earth a violin is being strung? Or then again we all know that only G_d can make a tree which when harvested can create the most beautiful Stradivarius. These thoughts occur to me while pondering the meaning of life and watching the dow jones average. Then again of course there is physics! Yes, and the price of gasoline and fresh vegeatables. These days it is not easy to wonder if life on other planets is real or not. Have a nice day.

9 Posted on 05/17/2001 10:37:01 PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

I often sit and muse about similar things. I find it happens most often when the grass has it's fresh morning dew and the car's tires need air. Vegetables are a marvelous thing to ponder. I fill my mind with rutabaga when the day is young. Of course, there is peanuts in a shell and the colors of the Lebanese flag to fill my afternoons. Peace be with you, friend.

10 Posted on 05/17/2001 11:07:21 PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992

Thank you, Riley and others for helping to make sense of this. A special thanks to you, Lavaroise (reply #5) for explaining why you posted this. I will be forever indebted to all of you.

Candi (who is off to find a tree in a lovely, green meadow under which I can ponder the meaning of life).

11 Posted on 05/17/2001 11:19:31 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname

Didn't this make complete clarity of your otherwise foggy existence ? I knew you would get this. Peace and comity abound to you, sister.

12 Posted on 05/17/2001 12:19:33 PDT by riley1992
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname

Candi (who is off to find a tree in a lovely, green meadow under which I can ponder the meaning of life).

Wouldn't it be something if Lavaroise is trying to tell us "the Meaning of Life" in this thread and we just don't get it?

13 Posted on 05/17/2001 12:23:56 PDT by Cagey (typed from my favorite walnut tree )
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To: lavaroise

Shouldn't it be "Chr_tianity"? I mean, as long as we're all busy trying to be holier than "G_d"?

Dani_l

14 Posted on 05/17/2001 12:25:20 PDT by BibChr
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To: lavaroise

Shouldn't it be "Chr_stianity"? I mean, as long as we're all busy trying to be holier than "G_d"?

Dani_l

15 Posted on 05/17/2001 12:25:38 PDT by BibChr
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To: BibChr

D_n't b_ s_ s_lly, D_n.

S_ncerely,

R_ley

16 Posted on 05/17/2001 12:32:18 PDT by riley1992
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To: lavaroise

And after all isn't today really just yesterday,s tomorrow?

17 Posted on 05/17/2001 12:38:59 PDT by freedomson
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To: BibChr

Congratulations! You are the first person in my many years of surfing the Internet who has caused me to spit at my computer screen in a burst of laughter.

Candi (who is off to find some Windex)

18 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:08:40 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: riley1992

Didn't this make complete clarity of your otherwise foggy existence ?

Ah, yes. Many, many thanks. Peace, happiness and love beads to you, my dear sister.

19 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:13:08 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: freedomson

And after all isn't today really just yesterday,s tomorrow?

That's heavy, man. Really heavy. I can't believe how deep we've all been today.

20 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:14:37 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname

So, if there could be a whole galaxy in our fingernail, that means........

Our galaxy could be a part of some huge being's fingernail.

Heavy. Can I have another hit?

21 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:21:38 PDT by Siouxz
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To: BibChr

Th_t w_s h_l_r___s!

22 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:22:28 PDT by Artist
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To: Cagey, lavaroise

Wouldn't it be something if Lavaroise is trying to tell us "the Meaning of Life" in this thread and we just don't get it?

I do wish lavaroise would come by and shed some light here. I'll flag him with this post and see what happens. Perhaps he'll expound on reply #5 (not that *I* couldn't find the deep, profound meaning in what he said, but I know *you* are all in the dark).

23 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:24:50 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname

Congratulations! You are the first person in my many years of surfing the Internet who has caused me to spit at my computer screen in a burst of laughter.

Well, I see my work here is done!

Dan

24 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:25:52 PDT by BibChr
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To: Siouxz

Can I have another hit?

You took the words right out of my mouth!

25 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:26:35 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: Artist

Do you allow yourselves to be addressed by name in thread replies?

26 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:27:03 PDT by BibChr
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname, bibchr,riley1992, artist

Where have all the Vowels gone?

27 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:27:26 PDT by Cagey
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To: lavaroise

WAY to deep for me apparently. It went "Swoosh" over my head.

28 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:33:52 PDT by Just another Joe
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To: Cagey

I chuckled all the way through that. Thanks! Maybe the see-how-pious-we-are-we-don't-even-say-"GOD"!! community could pitch in a few?

Dan

29 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:40:40 PDT by BibChr
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To: BibChr

Do you allow yourselves to be addressed by name in thread replies?

Yes, but only like this: Pr_nc_

30 Posted on 05/17/2001 13:44:00 PDT by riley1992
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To: Cagey

Thanks! I've been wanting to find that story to show someone.

31 Posted on 05/17/2001 14:04:14 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: BibChr

"Do you allow yourselves to be addressed by name in thread replies?"

No. Only select (sane) FReepers are privy to the actual identities of "Artist."

Wow. That actually sounds mysterious! ;^)

32 Posted on 05/17/2001 14:14:23 PDT by Artist
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To: lavaroise

This is heavy, man, really totally heavy....

sw

34 Posted on 05/17/2001 15:30:13 PDT by spectre
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To: riley1992

#16 - funniest response I've seen on FR today!

35 Posted on 05/17/2001 16:22:55 PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun

Isn't this a goofy thread ? Stuff like this keeps me going.

36 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:05:48 PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992

If she can, then they were made for each other cause I sure can't.

LOL ditto..... All Your Vowels Are Belong To Us!

37 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:09:28 PDT by goseminoles
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To: riley1992,cagey

Ok, good. I thought I didn't get it because I ate something bad, or spent too much time in the sun today. Or it could be sleep deprivation. Glad to know I'm not the only one who missed it.

38 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:09:28 PDT by Bella_Bru
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To: Cagey

Lowell Gibbons ate them all!

39 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:17:32 PDT by Parmy
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To: goseminoles

If I had to work that hard to love someone I would be very, very alone.

40 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:21:42 PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992

If I had to work that hard to love someone I would be very, very alone.

True! Sounds like the dude could use some Paxil or sumthin'.

41 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:25:04 PDT by goseminoles
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To: riley1992

Hey! You're making sense. That's verbotten on this thread.

42 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:26:17 PDT by Cagey
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To: riley1992

Isn't this a goofy thread ? Stuff like this keeps me going.

Agreed! LOL This is one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time.

43 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:30:45 PDT by coteblanche
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To: Cagey

Mea Culpa. You done left me and I went on the straight and narrow.

44 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:31:56 PDT by riley1992
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To: Cagey

And yes, for your soul, my love (and my own soul of course to be together for eternity if you wished) I would agree to go through eternal sufferance like Man, even if I do not know what I am talking about.

ROTFL ! I missed this the first time around. Nothing turns me on like a man who knows he is clueless.

45 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:35:55 PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992

There are many hidden messages in this post, that's for sure. That line you mention sounds almost suicidal. Shall we call the authorities?

46 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:38:31 PDT by Cagey
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To: riley1992

Got married on Friday!!

Love letter to my new wife: Ya wanna do it?

Wife: OK!!

47 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:39:22 PDT by johniegrad
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To: Cagey

If we have to get directions from this guy to get them there they'll never make it in time.

48 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:42:34 PDT by riley1992
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To: Cagey

WOW! Now you got me thinking Watson. Perhaps lavaoise is Will Shakespeare re-incarnated? This could be a "Merchant of Venice"/"Romeo and Juliet" remake. Updated for the 21st Century.

49 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:43:34 PDT by Cagey
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To: Artist

R-TFLM--

50 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:44:09 PDT by martinchemnitz
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To: johniegrad

Congratulations ! I wish you many, many prosperous years of cultivating blowing winds and temperate mustard seeds. The best is yet to come and will surely be left behind. Shalom.

51 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:45:59 PDT by riley1992
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To: lavaroise

Like I said, if you want to change husband or get another one, let me advise you, believe me, I am a good source of information.

A good source of information? So is a dictionary, but nobody marries one. This guy is a good source of a pain in the arse. This woman needs to leave immediately. This guy is strugglin'!

52 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:46:37 PDT by goseminoles
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To: riley1992

If we have to get directions from this guy to get them there they'll never make it in time.

ROFLMAO!!!
He'd probably say something like..."One if by Land....Three if by Sea"

53 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:46:42 PDT by Cagey
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To: goseminoles

HAhahahahaha!

54 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:47:58 PDT by Cagey
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To: riley1992

I'm sorry. I spent 8 years in the Navy. The proper send off is "Fair Seas and Following Winds". Please get your inane gendres correct.

55 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:48:07 PDT by johniegrad
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To: Cagey

When you come to the fork in the road, use it to twirl your spaghetti.

56 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:48:54 PDT by riley1992
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To: johniegrad

I'm sorry. I spent 8 years in the Navy

I'm sorry for you too.
Beat Navy!

57 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:50:39 PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

My college roomate went into the Army dental corps. He's still in and I've been out for 15 years. Save your apologies for him (Daoquin!!).

58 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:52:32 PDT by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad

LOL Touche..

btw...did you go to Manhattan?

59 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:55:29 PDT by Cagey (if so.....GO Pirates! )
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To: johniegrad

First of all, I don't even know what a 'gendres' is and secondly, it was a joke. Did you read the thread ?

60 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:56:23 PDT by riley1992
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To: Cagey

No. The Benedictines of Minnesota. Sancta Johanni Baptista. Class of '75. Their influence is insidious. I keep going back, and back, and back. If you're interested look at csbsju.edu.

61 Posted on 05/17/2001 17:58:06 PDT by johniegrad
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To: riley1992

Yep. Read the thread. My "gendres" was actually a typo and should have been "genres". Two glasses of cab with dinner tonight. Response was to have been in jest also. We will serve no wine, before its time....

62 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:00:39 PDT by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad

Oh, well, if your drunk then I'm hanging with you.

63 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:02:56 PDT by riley1992
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To: lavaroise

G_d is still on the cross to this day suffering, and many new Christians cannot realize it since they can only realize something that is temporary and that they cannot even remember.

For this 1 sencence, it was worth reading. I don't know if I completely agree with it or some of the other ideas. I think I'll go back and read it again.

64 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:03:43 PDT by Sovereign_Citizen_W
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To: riley1992

They're hanging just fine.

65 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:04:24 PDT by johniegrad
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To: goseminoles

"This guy is a good source of a pain in the arse."

More properly, it is pronounced 'ahss' ... unless, of course you're religiously, politically correct ... then it becomes '_hss'.

66 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:04:34 PDT by knarf
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To: knarf

More properly, it is pronounced 'ahss' ... unless, of course you're religiously, politically correct ... then it becomes '_hss'.

LOL!

67 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:07:08 PDT by goseminoles
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To: riley1992. johniegrad

Monsieurs Gendarmes! Aresst those two! Drinking and Posting is a crime en France!

68 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:10:41 PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

Be quiet!! I'm trying to get lucky here.

69 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:12:14 PDT by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad

They're hanging just fine.

Yikes. Information overload.

70 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:12:36 PDT by riley1992
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To: johniegrad

Sorry, I can not take orders from a Navy Man.

71 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:14:33 PDT by Cagey (now you're in trouble.....riley is a great marksman...errrr..person)
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To: johniegrad

Be quiet!! I'm trying to get lucky here.

Besides...lest you forget...this is a Religious thread..right Lavaoise?

72 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:16:18 PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

Sex is my religion.

73 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:18:21 PDT by riley1992
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To: Cagey

if J_sus was black some white people might not understand, but little do they know that with a vaccine we all could turn green like the plants.

It's not easy being green, but I'd suggest we call on our first black president to explain this to us (that is, if he's done wiping the Polish egg off his face).

74 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:20:49 PDT by mountaineer
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To: Cagey, riley1992

now you're in trouble.....riley is a great marksman...

Sex is my religion

That's my kind of marksmanship!!!

75 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:21:12 PDT by johniegrad
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To: riley1992

So I was wondering.....Think the Devils will beat the Penguins?

76 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:26:04 PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

Chicken.

77 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:28:20 PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992

cluck cluck cluck...

78 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:32:37 PDT by Cagey (LOL Riley.....)
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To: Cagey

I can't believe this thread is still alive! I've been gone for hours. Thanks for the entertainment!

79 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:44:54 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: lavaroise

I never, ever, thought I'd say this, but wouldn't a Hallmark card been just as nice?

80 Posted on 05/17/2001 18:51:12 PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Cagey

#27: L_L!

81 Posted on 05/17/2001 20:05:40 PDT by Artist
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To: 1rudeboy

LOL!, my exact thought.

Hallmark vs. the explosive mixture of philosophy.

82 Posted on 05/18/2001 03:28:59 PDT by lavaroise
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To: lavaroise

Hey! You checked back in! Good to see you! Thanks for all the laughs!

83 Posted on 05/18/2001 05:06:09 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: Artist

Ever think about changing your screen name to "Prince"?...You could then be known as the Prince formerly known as...oh never mind. I'm getting too deep. Better choke me in the shallow water.

84 Posted on 05/18/2001 05:19:39 PDT by 70times7
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname

I see you've been watching. Are you following me? :-)

85 Posted on 05/18/2001 05:37:10 PDT by lavaroise
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To: 70times7

Are you confusing me with Riley1992....reply #30?

86 Posted on 05/18/2001 05:39:35 PDT by Artist
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To: 70times7

"You could then be known as the Prince formerly known as......" Artist.

I just got it.....It takes me a while sometimes.

Maybe I should change my name to "DUH." ;^)

87 Posted on 05/18/2001 05:46:41 PDT by Artist
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To: Artist

You can't, I have it copyrighted already.

88 Posted on 05/18/2001 07:56:34 PDT by 70times7
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To: 70times7

Darn. Looks like I'll have to go with "DOH!" (Homer Simpson)

89 Posted on 05/18/2001 08:22:58 PDT by Artist
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To: lavaroise

I see you've been watching. Are you following me? :-)

Nah! I'd forgotten all about you, actually. I happened to see your name on that post and got a big thrill! Don't worry....I'm not stalking you!! LOL!

Candi

90 Posted on 05/18/2001 12:33:02 PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname
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To: lavaroise

Does obscurity obscure the pigeon as it engages the rainbow? Uncommon is he who resorts to the common when all not visible to those who can see are made blind by the luminescence of the luminescent.

91 Posted on 05/19/2001 04:46:47 PDT by TheSunInTheField
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname , TheSunInTheField

I'll leave a trail and erase a trail at the same time anyhow. Another "picture" here.

Who said artistic expression is so innocent? I guess it served Larry Flint's money making purposes. But if buying a consciousness through his art was popular and made money move, is that all that people can do with art?

92 Posted on 05/19/2001 08:55:08 PDT by lavaroise
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To: cantfindagoodscreenname , TheSunInTheField

Sorry, wrong post. I meant another "picture" here.

Again, who said artistic expression is so innocent? I guess it served Larry Flint's money making purposes. But if buying a consciousness through his art was popular and made money move, is that all that people can do with art?

93 Posted on 05/19/2001 08:56:00 PDT by lavaroise
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