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This idea started here.
Then THREAD ONE was started which was dedicated to this theme. This is a complete list from . I think we can come up with some more! Please try to stick to the same format so that we can make this as useful as possible for everyone. Thanks.
Complete list from this thread so far:
The Democratic party- We'll turn the lights out for you.
OMG! These are great! I especially love "The Democrat Party: The only reason to vote Republican"!! LOL!!!
The Democratic Party - where robbing Peter to pay Paul will get you the vote of Paul(assuming he can punch the right chad)
The Democratic Party: If it moves, we tax it. If it keeps moving we regulate it. If it stops moving, we subsidize it.
All Credit to RR
These are great! They should last us well into the 2004 elections - maybe 2008!
The Democratic Party: If the election's broken, we FIX it! (It's broken if we don't win!)
The Democrat Party: We bring bad things to life.
The Democrat Party: We've Never Seen a Big Government Program We Didn't Like! [And folks, don't EVER call them "The Democratic Party"]
The Democratic Party- We never met a tax we didn't like.
The Democrat Party - We are a risky scheme!
If it saves just one life, it was worth enslaving you.....for the children
The Democrat Party: Fixing elections since 1960.
The Democratic Party: Bend Over!
The Democratic Party -- you already voted for us, without even knowing it!
or..
The Democrats--enfranchising dead people since the 1870s.
The Democrat Party: Just Put Some Ice on That.
The Democratic Party- the only justifiable reason for an abortion.
The Democrat Party: The Deomcrat Party is mother, The Democrat Party is father
The Democratic Party - It's not your parents party anymore
The democRAT Party - Vaseline not included
The Democratic Party - If you only knew what we have planned for you
The Democratic Party- what happens when people realize they can vote themselves money from the US Treasury.
The Democratic party: Have a condom.
The Democratic Party - We think everyone has a right to your money......except you.
The Democratic party- Why cousins shouldn't marry.
The Democrats:Building a bridge to the Thirteenth century
The Democrats: Because you really don't NEED electricty
The Democrats: Making America more like California every day
The Democratic Party - Feminists supporting Rapists
The Democratic Party - no controlling legal authority will stand in our way
Democratic Party: 40 years of pure soicalism, unhampered by any useful policy or good for America!
Democratic Party: Vote early & often
Democratic Party: Because we don't think that Americans need to stress their brains to think for themselvs.
Democratic Party: We'll do for you, what Jim Jones did for his people.
Democratic Party: Living proof that the welfare class should be denied the right to vote (it's called a conflict of intrest)
The Democratic Party - Join us or we'll kill your dog
The Democratic Party- You bring the booze, we'll bring the Kennedy's.
Oh MAN these are great!! :) How 'bout:
"The Democratic Party: We've Still Got Dukakis!"
"The Democratic Party: Will Rogers Never Met Us"
"The Democratic Party: We're Diggin' Up JFK and Runnin' Him Again!"
"The Democratic Party: Come Join Us If You Hate Bush" (I understand this one didn't poll well at NOW headquarters. ;)
The Democratic Party: If you loved Stalin, Mao, Castro, and Pol Pot - you will love us!
The Democratic Party-We Rob the Rich and Feed the poor...for a small charge of course.
The Democratic Party - where pornagraphy is protected but prayer is prohibited
Democratic Party - proof that man did evolve from apes.
The Democratic Party- Our agenda is your enema.
The Democratic Party - Destroying the Constitution, one amendment at a time
The Democratic Party: The Graveyard Votes, So You don't Have To!
The Democratic Party - we protect convicted killers and rapists from cruel and unusual punishment but not innocent babies
The Democratic Party - Because drugs are safer than tobacco and guns
The Democrat Party: We'll treat you like an intern
"The Democrat Party - We are a risky scheme!"
Ha! Good one!! :)
The Democratic Party - If the party was a number, the party would be a zero.
The Democratic party- Because thinking is a dangerous thing.
Democratic Party - an army of one ...bad idea after another
Democratic Party - A mind is a good thing to waste.
The Democratic Party - Because security is better than liberty
Democrats - your money and your life... things you shouldn't control.
The Democratic party -" From each according to his ability, To each according to his need."
The Democrat Party: The Jamaican bobsled team of politics; Where Government begins with "I"; and Where "Al" is an abbreviation for Alien Life form.
The Democratic Party- The cocaine of the masses.
Somebody go post these at DemocratUnderground, pleeeze! ;)
"The Democratic Party: Ethics, Shmethics"
The Democratic Party - We like clean air and water
The Democratic Party: another day, another inconvenience.
The Democratic Party: feed us.
The Democratic Party: we love sin.
The Democratic Party: over-regulation is our most important product.
The Democratic Party: transfering wealth since 1932.
The Democratic Party: top dollar for YOUR vote.
A democrat is driven by his or her need to help others. Rich people thus pose a problem for democrats, because 1.) democrats believe that poor people need help; and 2.) democrats know that rich people do not need help. Therefore, the sooner that the democrats can make the rich people poor, the sooner they can help them!
bump
The Democratic Party...Come get stoned on drugs, and afterwards let socialized medicine take care of you
The Democratic Party...better than the Libertarians because we offer postcare for your drug addiction
I know flame away
The Democrat party: Our limousines don't need new mufflers.
The Democrapic Party: Where your money disappears faster than David Copperfield can make a jet disappear.
DemonicRats = the New National Socialist Party. Adolph would be so proud of us!
DemonicRats = The party of the dark and preverted sides. Without your taxes, we couldn't party!
Facists, socialists, communists, left wing extremists, welcome home to the DemonicRat Party!
Motto of Demonicrats, "We never met a criminal, a communist or a tax we didn't love forever!"
The Rats - and you thought all we wanted was a little of your cheese.
Democrat Party - "Multiply by Dividing"
The Democrat Party: The party of slave owners.
Exactly.
The Democratic Party: Become one of the enslavers!
Democratic party-We just want your money-period!
The Democratic Party: Because Nazi was Already Taken
The Democratic Party: We're affiliated with drug addicted actors and musicians, pornographers, perverts, criminals, tree hugging wussies, washed up hippies, nose ringed freaks, and John McCain
The Democratic Party- The Californication of America.
The Democrat Party: When You Care Enough to Spend Other People's Money
The Democrat Party: "Don't Mess with Taxes"
Pimps, Perverts and Perjurers Agree: Vote Democratic!
The Democrat Party: We Distort, You Provide
The Democratic Party: We'll gladly give you the shirt....off of someone else's back.
The Democrat Party: The party for overdosed Liber....cough, hack....tari.....wheez....ans.
Democratic Party-do you know where your chads are? Democratic Party-Cigaretts for votes(plus free healthcare)
The Democratic Party- We'll be the daddy you never had.
DNC---"It's American for 'Commie', mate".
The Democratic Party- "What's in your Wallet"
The Democratic Party---Where your 'right to die' is affirmed.
The Democratic Party-Where it takes a village(no parents required.)
The Democratic Party- We never met a tax we didn't like.
Or how about:
The Democrat Party - Wen never met a tax we didn't hike.
The Democrat Party---Closer to the People's Republic of China than the Republicans.
The Democratic Party- "Don't leave home with out us!". . . . Well you really don't have a choice; we're in your schools, your chuches, your work, your bedroom, your cars. . . .
The Democrat Party - We'll leave the light on for you, and then blame Bush for the energy shortage.
The Democratic Party - Destroying the Constitution, one ACLU Law Suit at a Time
The Democratic Party- For people with entirely too much time on their hands.
The Democratic Party: Pay-outs, Way-outs, and Gray-outs
Democratic Party-Have Lawyers-will travel(i.e. 2000 election)
Steal from your neighbors, go to jail
Slander good people, get sued
Lie on the Witness stand, contempt of court.
Join the Democratic Party, then its all perfectly LEGAL.
The Democratic Party- Redistributing wealth since the 1960's.
The Democratic Party - The Pee Wee Hermans of Politics
Democratic Party: ThiMk BIG!!
Democraps: On your knees! (This will just take a second.)
The Demogogue Party:"Psst! C'mere kid, lemme show you sumptin'."
Democratic Party: Our women wear big plastic pearls. (Courtesy of Big Oil)
Democrat Party....We never had real jobs but we can sure make yours tougher.
Democrat Party: Oh what we can get done at the point of a gun!
Democrat Party: Our women are ugly, butt ugly.
In "honor" of Senator Jeffords-
All your RINO are belong to us.
The Democratic Party: If it moves, we tax it. If it keeps moving we regulate it. If it stops moving, we subsidize it!
ROTFLMBO! Oh that's good!
The Democratic Party: Building The Future - One Atrocity At A Time!
The Democratic Party: "We'll turn the lights out for ya!"
The Democratic Party: "America's Homegrown AIDS Virus"
The Democratic Party: "The Party of the Little People (we just haven't grown up yet)!"
The Democratic Party: "Better Red Than Dead!"
The Democrat Party: We can debate the meaning of is, but we can't spell it.
DEfinitely MOre CRAp Talking
The Democrat Party: Our strength is our perversity.
The Democrats: The party of Patricia Ireland and Larry Flint--That's diversity!
The Democrat Party: We're looking for a few good interns.
Thanks for the compliation!
Look what Hugh Hewitt started! ... I can't resist, I could go on all night... but for now...
DemocRats: Party of Hot gas, Hot furniture and Hot interns
DemocRats: Party of Lenin, Marx, Hitler, Mussolini, Clinton and Carvile
DemocRats: Xanthippic Xenophobes of American politics - (you've never seen this before, but it fits!)
DemocRats: Only Feminine Trash Feigning Respectability need apply
DemocRats: No cigar, lie, crime or tax too big for us to contemplate.
The Democratic Party: Liars and Clymers and Bores (oy vey!)! - or should that be "Whores"?
bttt
The Democratic Party. Our most recent leaders have been: Bill Clinton, Tip O'Neill, Jimmy Carter, and Ted Kennedy. Anything else you need to know?
The Democratic Party: We haven't run a REAL candidate for President since TRUMAN!!!
Slavery. Jim Crow. Un-Declared Wars of Conquest. Uncontrolled immigration. The IRS. The Income Tax. Welfare. Public ban of religion. Particial-birth abortion. Massve Energy crisis.
Who brought them to YOU?
The Democratic Party.
The Democratic Party: We don't have a majority in the federal government, state governments, or even LOCAL governments anymore. Gues why?
The Democratic Party: We put the RAT back in DemocRATic.
Who has elected the nation's only former KLANSMAN in the SENATE?
The Democratic Party. Who else?
The Democratic Party. Just plain EVIL.
Thanks for a great post! ROFLOL!
The Democrat Party: In Support Of The Lowest Common Denominator
THREAD THREE HAS BEEN STARTED HERE.
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