Lucifer will don blades and do a triple lutz, and monkeys will fly out my whazoo-aperature before this happens...

In other words: Afghanistan will not deliver Bin Ladin.

Screw "if". How about: "If you don't give the bastard and his followers up within the next 12 hours, we'll send the whole lot of you to see Allah.

That's about the funniest thing I have ever read.

We cannot have a trial for this guy.....

I disagree - how about 60 seconds?

We need to give the Taliban till sundown to turn him over. No F*****ing "proof" is needed. No conditions, no stalling. The finger is on the trigger of the biggest gun on earth.

You might be right, but you have to wonder what is going through the heads of the Presidents, Prime Ministers and Mullahs of rag-head-land right now.

I don't think that any of them are going to be sleeping soundly tonight. They know we are pissed to a degree that has not happened since Pearl Harbor. And they also know the end result of that.

They want 'proof'?

Who's writing their material, Mark Garagos?

How about we print the evidence on the side of a few thousand pounders.

Oh they will turn him over....

The only proof we need is to tell them what Kabul will look like after we are done..

bin laden, is a surrogate for Iran, Iraq, Libya and other middle east countries....rather than dirty their hands they employ bin laden.....

Lucifer will don blades and do a triple lutz, and monkeys will fly out my whazoo-aperature before this happens...

Mhmm. And even "if" they decided to do so, they would hardly be able to catch him. However, I think they're getting nervous after Bush's speech, knowing that Afghanistan could very well turn into ashes if the US decides that bin Laden is guilty.

Afghanistan, I don't think you understand. We will make no distinction between terrorists and those who harbor them.

You got it Mosely. Our intelligence system can determine if they are playing with us. We are great at gathering information. Just skimpy on analysis. If they are, indeed playing with us, then we need the element of surprise. Strike unexpectedly. Strike hard. Strike fast. Present evidence later. And Bush doesn't have to worry about what the American people think right now if he reacts strongly.

Also... they are very happy to see our economy suffer. So let's start drilling in Alaska ASAP, and check for oil reserves in every wildlife sanctuary in the Western Hemisphere. If Alaska has oil, what about Canada? More from Mexico. Heck, let's look under Old Faithful for oil. LET THEIR ECONOMY SUFFER.

Offer to make Kabul the new 'Silicon Valley'.

Depends on the meaning of proof. Isn't Lanny Davis an Afghan shill?

if they are provided with proof of his guilt

Or in other words, he admits it.?

bahahahahahahahah

Of course, remember, he at least has aided and supported those who killed Americans. That deserves the death sentence.

Here's the plan:

1) Use US troops to close the Afghan borders.

2) Send in a large number of ground troops to wipe out as many terrorists and terrorist sites as possible.

3) Give the gov't 48 hours to turn over Bin Laden, dead or alive.

4) If he is not delivered, attack every military target in Afghanistan.

5) If he is not delivered in another 48 hours, take over all gov't operations and jail all gov't officials.

6) After another 48 hours begin destroying the infrastructure.

7) Begin negotiations.