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Bill Kauffman: "I laughed. And I was ashamed"
© 2001 Independent Digital (UK) Ltd ^ | 16 September 2001 | Bill Kauffman

Posted on 09/16/2001 10:23:26 PM PDT by ouroboros

Bill Kauffman: I laughed. And I was ashamed

16 September 2001

Like most Americans, I spent Tuesday morning sitting with slack jaw and moist eyes in front of our TV set, stupefied by the enormity of it all and fantasising revenge upon the Mohammedans responsible. But the corporate media are expert at wringing bathos out of tragedy, and of making risible the ineffably sad, so by noontime we had switched off the idiot box. The blandly handsome anchormen and pert anchorwomen were so histrionic and moronic that my wife and I found ourselves laughing, and felt ashamed.

We live at the rural western end of New York State, 400 miles and several cultures distant from New York City. I am sceptical of vicarious grief, of the distressing modern practice of sobbing for strangers who die on the television while one's neighbours pass away unnoticed, but this is that rare time when the usually factitious "national community" of TV watchers has substance. People remain mesmerised by the admixture of sheer evil and staggering woe; at intervals, they issue from their homes to condole with one another.

The corporate media speak to, but never for, Middle America. The fatuous ABC host Charlie Gibson claims that Americans are enraged because "a symbol of America has been defiled", even though most Americans outside the New York City area had never heard of the World Trade Centre, let alone venerated this symbol of global capitalism.

What enrages them is mass murder. The NBC newsreader Tom Brokaw, glib peddler of Second World War nostalgia, declared that the attack demonstrated the folly of "Fortress America isolation"; in fact it did the opposite. If US foreign policy had reflected traditional Middle American indifference to the Middle East, our troops would be home, Israel would be on its own, Muslims would not hate us, and uncounted thousands of unfortunate New Yorkers would still be alive. Such truths are unsayable in time of war, but there you are.

In his farewell address, which is the American version of the Ten Commandments – a sacred injunction serially violated – George Washington advised posterity to respect our "detached and distant situation" and to avoid foreign entanglements. This pacific counsel is today derided as "isolationism", fit only for indurated knuckle-draggers. American isolationists – who oppose killing foreigners – are tagged xenophobes, while those ordering the missile launches and inviting suicide attacks are the humane internationalists. Go figure.

The real lesson of this unspeakably awful Tuesday is that empire has a cost. It's not worth it, not by a long shot. But we the people will continue to pay the taxes and supply the corpses to the American Empire, never really sure just why in hell we're Over There.

The world is shrinking, and nothing will ever be the same, pundits insist in phrases trite and repellent. In the days after the carnage, we bought the first cider of the season, tossed around the football, and hunted new-fallen chestnuts. In the margins of empire, the world is as wondrously large as it ever was. I pray that it remains so.

Bill Kauffman's books include 'America First!' and 'Every Man a King', a novel


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1 posted on 09/16/2001 10:23:26 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: ouroboros
Along with ousting Jennings, I wish to God that the networks would get a clue, Charles G. is an insipid, wierd-whiner. My skin crawls to watch/listen to him. And Diane Sawyer comes across as the biggest ditz on the network, she belongs on Baywatch!

I am ASHAMED to have these two reporting in any way to the US on this terrorist attack.

When these two are gone, the fellow, and woman that fill in are of a much higher class--don't know names--sorry.

2 posted on 09/16/2001 10:35:29 PM PDT by mutejesseJ
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To: ouroboros
." The blandly handsome anchormen and pert anchorwomen were so histrionic and moronic that my wife and I found ourselves laughing, and felt ashamed."

Well, isn't THAT special? No-one in my home has laughed at ANYTHING since Tuesday morning- but I guess we are just not as sophisticated as these two!

And when you strip away the excess verbiage, this is just another "we got what we deserved" argument. Not convincing.

I will be very sure to avoid this moron's books- I'm not interested in anything he has to say, after this moronic outburst.

4 posted on 09/16/2001 10:49:00 PM PDT by RANGERAIRBORNE
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To: ouroboros
Who is this idiot? Nevermind.
5 posted on 09/16/2001 10:51:50 PM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: Lizzy W
Ashamed you should be, you piece of human debris.

Ah, a Rush listener. Howz it goin' dittolady.

Glad you had time to gather your nuts while others searched for their missing sons, daughters, brothers, sisters...

I think you're missing the point.

Piece of shit.

Well, aren't you a sweetiepie. I don't believe your remarks are within forum guidelines, young lady.

6 posted on 09/16/2001 10:54:29 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: RANGERAIRBORNE
I will be very sure to avoid this moron's books- I'm not interested in anything he has to say

That would be a mistake. I've read both the books mentioned here and enjoyed them immensely. Bill Kauffman is an important writer who most definitely has interesting things to say.

8 posted on 09/16/2001 10:58:54 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: Lizzy W
Bite me, ouroboros.

Oooo...you musn't tempt me. You might like it ;)

10 posted on 09/16/2001 11:05:31 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: RANGERAIRBORNE
And don't bother lecturing ME about "forum guidelines".

I wasn't really lecturing. It was SARCASM.

So, how does it work, anyway? You can say @sshole as long as you use the "@" symbol. I sure wish they had symbols like that for "m" and "f". They would come in very handy right about now.

12 posted on 09/16/2001 11:13:49 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: Lizzy W
Bite me, ouroboros

Place a link to the FreeRepublic fundraiser thread (#62) here. That'll fix his wagon.

13 posted on 09/16/2001 11:14:46 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: ouroboros
In your dreams.

Ha. Looks like your little buddy got poofed.

DONATE NOW

Cheers.

14 posted on 09/16/2001 11:19:22 PM PDT by Lizzy W
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To: lowbridge
That'll fix his wagon.

I don't believe I've ever heard that expression before. While I am not quite sure what it means, the thought of Lizzy "fixin'" my "wagon" does not sound all that unappealing. It could just be the way I'm saying it though ;)

15 posted on 09/16/2001 11:21:55 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: Lizzy W
In your dreams.

No, in your dreams.

16 posted on 09/16/2001 11:25:01 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: ouroboros
Is that the best you can do? Shut up and go eat your tail again.
17 posted on 09/16/2001 11:26:59 PM PDT by Lizzy W
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To: Lizzy W
Ha. Looks like your little buddy got poofed.

I'm not sure what that means either, but....

18 posted on 09/16/2001 11:27:01 PM PDT by ouroboros
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To: Lizzy W
Is that the best you can do? Shut up and go eat your tail again.

Oh, come on. What about the "wagon fixing" comment? That was a good one.

19 posted on 09/16/2001 11:31:13 PM PDT by ouroboros
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20 posted on 09/16/2001 11:31:55 PM PDT by WillaJohns
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