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Democratic Underground Has Strategy To The War's Quick End! (JimRob, Hillary's Lovely Legs, TLBSHOW)
Democratic Underground ^
| 9/17/01
| DU(h)ster WilliamPitt
Posted on 09/17/2001 7:02:06 PM PDT by lowbridge
They may be crazy, they may be morally corrupt, they may be foul mouthed, they may be wrong headed politically, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
They just came up with the perfect and quick solution to win this war:
"Let's parachute JimRob, Hillary's Lovely Legs and TLBSHOW into Afghanistan. Arm them to the teeth and do a low-altitude drop over the Pass."
The war will be over before Thursday!
Now, why didn't we think of this? :-)
Jim Robinson, Hillary's Lovely Legs, TLBSHOW.....suit up and report for duty! :-)
(The only thing I can't figure out is how did the DU(h)sters find out that Hillary's Lovely Legs, TLBSHOW and Jim Robinson were our secret weapons?) <---SOMEONE TALKED!!!
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posted on
09/17/2001 7:02:06 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: JimRob, Hillary's Lovely Legs, TLBSHOW
bump
2
posted on
09/17/2001 7:03:08 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Darn! Looks like I did not make the Elite force.
3
posted on
09/17/2001 7:06:45 PM PDT
by
Cool Guy
To: lowbridge
Hey, I want to be in on the fun. Haven't I been tough enough on the rapist, traitor, bastard, perjurer, cigar-playing, sink-staining SOB and his evil wife, Satan's daughter? I've insulted William Pitt in song.
To: Cool Guy
I've always assumed the public doesn't really know about our best special forces... so don't feel too bad.
To: lowbridge
Me, too! Me, too!!
To: lowbridge, Rikastrom, francisandbeans
What no mention of the Smokers Lounge or Word for the Day Class
To: Cool Guy
Darn! Looks like I did not make the Elite force. BUT we're all part of a team! The FreeRepublic team! The best in the world!
AND we all serve a vital part. You, Cool Guy, you are one of our technicians. You help see to it that our website servers run smoothly and you do a great job!
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posted on
09/17/2001 7:14:00 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: dubyaismypresident
BULLETIN,,,FRANCE JUST SURRENDERED TO HILLARY'S LEGS WHO WORE A NICE FALL SILK BLOUSE, AU COURANT WARTIME KHAKIS AND PEARLS. SHE WAS ALSO SEEN CARRYING A DEVILED EGG PLATE AND A DOILY FOR HER GIFT TO OSAMA....MORE LATER IN FASHION NEWS.
9
posted on
09/17/2001 7:15:23 PM PDT
by
cajungirl
To: doug from upland
Hey, I want to be in on the fun. Haven't I been tough enough on the rapist, traitor, bastard, perjurer, cigar-playing, sink-staining SOB and his evil wife, Satan's daughter? I've insulted William Pitt in song. You, doug from upland, are a morale officer! You help run our USO shows, providing us with your witty songs!
To: lowbridge
I went to DU once. It's ugly, the carpet stinks and the food is lousy.
I'm not going back until they redecorate.
11
posted on
09/17/2001 7:16:33 PM PDT
by
IncPen
To: lowbridge
what about osinski?
12
posted on
09/17/2001 7:16:39 PM PDT
by
Osinski
To: cajungirl
Bulletin,,,there will be a post war party at Irma's with gumbo served and a nice California wine. The men will bring their side arms and the ladies will arrive with Good Housekeeping and the latest editions of People Mag. BYOB.
To: hillsborofox
Me, too! Me, too!! We can use everyone's talents!
To: lowbridge
doug really needs to go...
He can carry Hillary's canteen, or sumpin.
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posted on
09/17/2001 7:17:25 PM PDT
by
Dallas
To: lowbridge
Can I go too? Please, please :)
I'll be the bestest medic I can be, I promise!
To: Dallas
Lazz sends his regrets,,he is in Canada on a mission.
To: dubyaismypresident
What no mention of the Smokers Lounge or Word for the Day Class They (DU) just has no class.
Smokers Lounge provides our troops with smokes. Word for the Day Class sends us books and novels to read. Both are a part of our morale team.
To: lowbridge
Hell no I won't go! Not without Saundra (The Destroyer) Duffy on our team, that is.
To: lowbridge
??? Wait - these people are so obsessed with this site that they are able to name names?
Now some here spend too much time there (more than a picosecond), but I've never seem a fixation on a specific poster/posters.
Do I have this right?
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