Posted on 10/10/2001 10:21:32 AM PDT by newsperson999
CATASAUQUA, Pa. - The girls do a fake mount. There are no flips or stunts. They cant even do a forward roll.
We can stand there and cheer, said Erin Brownell, a cheerleader. Thats about it. Its really hard, because we cant move our feet off the ground. We just can stand there and try to be as loud as we can. But everyone doesnt have the energy we used to have, because its just not fun.
The team used to be competitors and champions. But just this May, the Colonial League, which oversees the athletics at 12 high schools in Lehigh and Northampton Counties, decided to ban all moves they thought they were dangerous for safety reasons.
The rules now say no pyramids, mounts, stunts, or any type of rolling/tumbling. Parents couldnt believe it.
Do you think there is any sporting league in the country that would tell a football team they can no longer tackle, or they can no longer have a passing game, or they can no longer rebound that basketball? said Patty Hacker, a parent. I dont think so.
The girls say they are athletes, and cheerleading is a sport. Cutting out their best moves cuts out their chances for college scholarships.
It is the hard cheering, said Colby Gair, a cheerleader. It is doing that stuff, because we do so much condition for it just like football does conditioning for their games, and field hockey does conditioning for them. We run everyday. We do push ups. We do sit ups. All we do is condition, so were strong enough.
Theyre strong enough, they say, not to want to be pushed around. In all, more than 90 cheerleaders from 12 schools are suing the Colonial League.
If you dont get out there, and you dont feel like, wow, theyre going to see what we can do now, said Jordan Kratochuil, a cheerleader. Its just, theyre going to see us dancing around and look pretty, basically.
Who needs cheerleaders anymore, since there is nothing to "cheer" about? Based on the standards that have been set by the Colonial League, I expect a ban on all sports to follow.
Calling the Handicapper-General...paging Janet Reno...
Harrison Bergeron, we're after you...;^)
"Two four six eight
We won't jump cause our leg might break"
"Push 'em back, push 'em back
Ggggeennntttlllyyyy"
"Stan Stan he's our man
if he can't do it it's because he drank too much"
The rules now say no pyramids, mounts, stunts, or any type of rolling/tumbling.
Cool! Im cheerleading right now at my desk!
Actually, I was expecting an article on the Redskinettes...
LOL.
Don't laugh. That is EXACTLY the agenda of our neo-Stalinist femi-nazi buddies.
Those evil sports 'contribute to the cycle of violence against womyn' don't ya know.....
Preferably photos taken before the ban.
Actually, I was expecting an article on the Redskinettes...
Or the "Bengals"!
I don't know who you are, but you are a bad person trolling like this. :) I rate this article 3 torches.*
The girls do a fake mount.
Is this that freak-dancing thing?
Cutting out their best moves cuts out their chances for college scholarships.
Does the Lewinsky manuever count as dangerous?
It is the hard cheering, said Colby Gair, a cheerleader. It is doing that stuff, because we do so much condition for it just like football does conditioning for their games.
I hope that this is just a transcription problem. Or someone ran this through a Portugese translator.
Its just, theyre going to see us dancing around and look pretty, basically.
The horror. Gasp!
I have come up with a measure designed to signify how devious or monstrous a particular troll is -- the number of torches needed to force it back under its bridge
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