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SONG PARODY: Camelot (CNN)
DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies | 10-2001 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 10/17/2001 1:06:31 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - CAMELOT

There is a cable network that’s disgusting
They’re so far left that they are out of sight
If you are paying so you will receive them
Cancel tonight

They got down on their kneepads for Bill Clinton
There’s nothing wrong with commies they can see
They have disdain for those with real values
Like you and me

CNN…CNN…they all hate the U.S.A.
Stinking CNN…CNN…it’s time they go away

A patriot to them is just a sucker
The only thing they care about is cash
Each one of them’s a jerk…yes, hubris is at work
But like Salon.com they’ll soon find they are in the trash

CNN…CNN…they all hate the U.S.A.
Stinking CNN…CNN…it’s time they go away

They’re interviewing terrorists and killers
They won’t take sides ‘cause it’s not right to do
So who’ll be joining me…I have a rope and tree
And we are warning you at CNN, you’re nearly through


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1 posted on 10/17/2001 1:06:32 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Great song/lyrics. I wish I could cancel them but they come in a package. Maybe I will call and try to cancel just to send a message. Thanks for the idea.
2 posted on 10/17/2001 1:17:21 PM PDT by blackbart1
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To: doug from upland
Hey Doug...I have cnn and msnbc...but I have FR!!! cnn made me sick this morning. Well you are soooo right as usual.
3 posted on 10/17/2001 1:17:40 PM PDT by praise
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To: doug from upland
"I have to push the pram a lot!"
4 posted on 10/17/2001 1:23:07 PM PDT by B Knotts
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To: StarFan
Ping
5 posted on 10/17/2001 1:23:32 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Hey Doug, how about a song parody about anthrax sung to the tune of "Daisy"?
6 posted on 10/17/2001 1:29:02 PM PDT by Kare Bully
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To: Kare Bully
I don't know that anthrax should be the subject of a song right now.
7 posted on 10/17/2001 1:31:34 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
A keeper! Can we add one more stanza?

The host at 5 p.m. is Judy Woodruff
Her sidekick "Bill the Schneider" always lies
When words of praise for Clinton are daily uttered
We're not surprised.

8 posted on 10/17/2001 10:14:19 PM PDT by StarFan
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To: StarFan
When words of praise for Clinton are daily uttered

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Change to: "For Clinton, words of praise are daily uttered".......and it works well

9 posted on 10/17/2001 10:22:49 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Yes, of course it works very well. Sheesh, to think I had courage to type something so juvenile. Could blame it on wine, but I wasn't drinking (tehehehe).
10 posted on 10/18/2001 1:41:47 PM PDT by StarFan
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