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Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!
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Posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:22 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane

Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke

Have a Nice Day!

OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That

Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was

Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad

If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer

What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???

Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay

This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products

Say Cheese!

We Hope This Finds You Peaceful

Food Drop Will Soon Follow

All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority

Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!

Batteries Not Included

The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That

WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health

This Side UP --------->

No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product

Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness

Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb

Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin

Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection

WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!

Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Contains No Phosphates

Cuts Through The Toughest Grease

Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage

SPF RATING: 2001

NOT FOR RESALE

Kills Fleas and Ticks

Fast Acting and Long Lasting

Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages

All Rights Reserved

May Cause Loss of Turbans

We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It


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1 posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:22 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: World'sGoneInsane
For rectal insertion ONLY!!!!
2 posted on 10/18/2001 8:58:18 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
LOL
3 posted on 10/18/2001 8:59:34 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: World'sGoneInsane
"Delivery guaranteed in 30 minutes or less, or the next one's free"
4 posted on 10/18/2001 9:01:06 PM PDT by SAMWolf
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Hijack this, insignificant others!
5 posted on 10/18/2001 9:02:11 PM PDT by eclectic
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Don't Take This Personally
Let's Do Lunch
Say Hi to the Wife
You Haven't Aged a Bit
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
6 posted on 10/18/2001 9:02:31 PM PDT by Kevin Curry
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Please accept this small 500lb bomb as a token of our friendship, xoxoxo, tla.
8 posted on 10/18/2001 9:04:20 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Casual contact poses no danger.
9 posted on 10/18/2001 9:04:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Hijack this ... United Way/Taliban approved beneficiary
10 posted on 10/18/2001 9:05:05 PM PDT by eaglescout
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To: World'sGoneInsane
I always liked this one:

If you can read this, you're F**KED!!!

11 posted on 10/18/2001 9:05:23 PM PDT by TexRef
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Please return to Berkley, California.
12 posted on 10/18/2001 9:06:41 PM PDT by Vicki
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To: TexRef
Well we're going for PC, so it will have to be

If You Can Read This, You Best Be Wearing A Condom"

13 posted on 10/18/2001 9:06:54 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: smarticus
How About "Justice For All"
14 posted on 10/18/2001 9:07:58 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: World'sGoneInsane
If This Kills You, Tough. If This Offends You, Call GLAAD
15 posted on 10/18/2001 9:08:55 PM PDT by Kevin Curry
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COMMANDING GENERAL'S WARNING: When dropped accidentally or on purpose, shards of hot steel may rip through flesh causing extreme discomfort.

Smile: We'll rebuild your factories...err, I mean cottages, and build you factories!

Today retribution, Tomorrow reparation!

16 posted on 10/18/2001 9:09:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Removes ugly cellulite,...fast
17 posted on 10/18/2001 9:09:29 PM PDT by yianni
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To: Texaggie79
Rest in Peace.
18 posted on 10/18/2001 9:11:14 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
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To: World'sGoneInsane
rollin............ =)
19 posted on 10/18/2001 9:11:17 PM PDT by Gimme
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To: World'sGoneInsane
This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.
20 posted on 10/18/2001 9:11:43 PM PDT by copycat
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