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Taliban Challenges Bush and Blair to a Duel!
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Posted on 11/05/2001 7:29:21 AM PST by wimpycat
Taliban invites Bush, Blair for a duel Mon Nov 05 11:09:18 2001
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (UPI)-- Afghanistan's ruling Taliban militia on Monday proposed a duel among President George W. Bush, British Prime Minister Tony Blair and its leader Mullah Mohammad Omar.
"The Americans have launched propaganda that Mullah Omar has gone in hiding, so I will propose that Mr. Blair and Mr. Bush should take Kalashnikovs and come to a specified place where Mullah Omar will appear with the Kalashnikovs to determine as to who will run," Taliban Foreign Minister Maulvi Wakil Ahmed Mutawakil was quoted as saying by Iran's IRNA news agency.
"Mullah Omar changes places because of security," he said at the Taliban Foreign Ministry's Guest House in Kandahar.. "He effectively runs affairs of the government as in the past."
Mutawakil also reiterated the Taliban's claim that U.S. soldiers and "spies" had been arrested in Afghanistan, but he refused to provide details of the incidents.
Ruling out the possibility of any negotiated solution to the hostilities in Afghanistan, Mutawakil said the United States had closed doors for talks.
"After the American refusal to hold talks, now to whom we should talk to?" he asked.
He said the Taliban would welcome all volunteers, but said they were not needed until a ground battle began.
Since Oct. 7, U.S. planes have bombed Afghanistan in retaliation for the Taliban's refusal to hand over Osama bin Laden, the man Washington says masterminded the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on New York and Washington that killed some 5,000 people.
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How about a baseball pitching contest? Or an "Indian burn" contest? Or a game of "chicken"? Or a drag race?
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:29:21 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: wimpycat
Sorry, the source link doesn't appear to work, but you all know how to find Drudge!
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:30:58 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: wimpycat
Too bad General Patton isn't around. He'd duel with Mullah Omar in a heartbeat.
To: wimpycat
How about each side using all its military assets to see who can kill whom? I bet on the US.
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:32:44 AM PST
by
VA Voter
To: wimpycat
OK. Let us know when you want to meet and where, and..., uuh, we will be there. {Stop laughing, Tony}
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:32:55 AM PST
by
rlbedfor
To: wimpycat
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:33:26 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: wimpycat
A barrel stave fight. As we used to have in Indiana in my youth.
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:33:45 AM PST
by
carpio
To: Queen Elizabeth of Iowa
How about "My daddy can beat up your daddy?"
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:34:19 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: wimpycat
This is a great idea. I'd pay $30.00 pay per view to see W and Mullah Omar in a AK-47 duel at 20 paces. Maybe beforehand they could arrange a wrestling match to the death between Colin Powell and Mutawakil and a Fistfight between Rumsfeld and Bin Laden. I'd pay $50.00 pay per view for whole card!
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:35:41 AM PST
by
Loopy
To: wimpycat; IowaHawk; Texaggie79
Paradise Road...
To: wimpycat
According to the Code Duello, the party who is challenged (in this case Bush) gets to choose weapons. How about W-62 warheads at several million paces? What, the Taliban doesn't have any of those. Then I guess they're SOL.
To: wimpycat
Isn't it customary to allow one's opponent to choose their weapon? Bin Laden has chosen a Kalashnikov. George and Tony should choose thousand pound laser guided bombs.
Now, where is the field of honor, and what time is the event?
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:37:55 AM PST
by
Riley
To: wimpycat
Is he thinking of something along the line of an Unreal Tournament?
To: wimpycat
I can't help thinking of that "Two Tribes" video with the mud wrestling. Jesse Ventura vs. the One-eyed Mullah.
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:39:49 AM PST
by
lds23
To: wimpycat
come to a specified placeHow about the former site of the World Trade Center?
We'll provide an honor guard of cops, firemen and rescue workers. Armed, of course, for "security reasons."
To: carpio
GW should use this in his address to the nation this week.
"I understand Mullah Mohammad Omar has challenged me to a duel. Although hunting rodents is not my fortè, I'd love to accept. Unfortunately, due to scheduling, I can't make it. In my place, I have sent thousands of sharpsooters disguised as special forces troops. They will arrive at your door promptly."
To: wimpycat
How about a paid for veiw wrestling match? GW, Powell, Rummy, and Blair, tag team. Agianst, well, who ever shows up. Gee I know who will win that one, LOL.
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:40:46 AM PST
by
Teacup
To: wimpycat
I envision the scene out of Indiana Jones. The Mullah has a saber ... GW has the gun.
To: Queen Elizabeth of Iowa
Gen Patton was a silver medalist in the Olympic Pentathalon. Swimming,Running, Horse Back Riding, Pistol Shooting and Sabre. Yeah, he'd make the Taliban run and hide!
To: wimpycat
This is so funny.
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posted on
11/05/2001 7:44:37 AM PST
by
Pete53
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