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Top Ten Things That Will Get You Thrown Out Of The Taliban
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Posted on 11/08/2001 2:31:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch

Top Ten Things That Will Get You Thrown Out Of The Taliban

10. Lighting up in a smoke-free cave

9. On enlightening journey to Mecca, suggesting you go see "K-Pax"

8. Questioning strategy of battling Stealth bombers with a stick

7. Overdrawing your checking account at Talibank

6. Nominating Al Gore for membership because he has a beard

5. After President Bush speech, remarking, "You know, the guy has some valid points about us being completely insane"

4. Shaving your beard just to see if the Gillette Mach 3 with patented comfort edges really does give you the cleanest, smoothest shave possible

3. Parking your camel in the Supreme Leader's space

2. Calling Osama Bin Laden by his real first name, "Earl"

1. Mailing Anthrax without proper postage

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1 posted on 11/08/2001 2:31:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch
4. Shaving your beard just to see if the Gillette Mach 3 with patented comfort edges really does give you the cleanest, smoothest shave possible

The funniest thing is, it really does give the closest, smoothest shave possible....

2 posted on 11/08/2001 2:41:37 PM PST by The Drowning Witch
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To: InvisibleChurch
Screwing Osama's personal sheep.


3 posted on 11/08/2001 2:45:36 PM PST by Diogenesis
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To: one_particular_harbour
I shave in the shower using cheap Schicks - nothing can touch them.

Aaaaahhhhhhhh....my young Jedi....The Mach 3 is the closest, smoothest shave. Few things are "true" in the universe, but the Mach 3 is.....

5 posted on 11/08/2001 4:04:34 PM PST by The Drowning Witch
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To: InvisibleChurch
Too funny!!!
6 posted on 11/08/2001 5:23:26 PM PST by Yup!!
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To: InvisibleChurch
Earl bin Laden! LOL! Well, maybe if they'd have really named him Earl (or Ray, or Dale), he might have ended up being worth a damn... or at least be someone you could drink a beer with after work.

I would imagine that asking for the swimsuit edition of Sharia Illustrated would also get you the hairy eyeball.

Ed

7 posted on 11/08/2001 5:42:02 PM PST by niteowl77
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To: InvisibleChurch
# 22: Mr. bin Laden, I'd like to introduce you to my fiancee, Naomi Lapidus.
8 posted on 11/08/2001 5:46:00 PM PST by Pharmboy
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To: InvisibleChurch
After President Bush speech, remarking, "You know, the guy has some valid points about us being completely insane"

LOL

9 posted on 11/08/2001 5:49:38 PM PST by d4now
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