Posted on 11/08/2001 2:31:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Thrown Out Of The Taliban
10. Lighting up in a smoke-free cave
9. On enlightening journey to Mecca, suggesting you go see "K-Pax"
8. Questioning strategy of battling Stealth bombers with a stick
7. Overdrawing your checking account at Talibank
6. Nominating Al Gore for membership because he has a beard
5. After President Bush speech, remarking, "You know, the guy has some valid points about us being completely insane"
4. Shaving your beard just to see if the Gillette Mach 3 with patented comfort edges really does give you the cleanest, smoothest shave possible
3. Parking your camel in the Supreme Leader's space
2. Calling Osama Bin Laden by his real first name, "Earl"
1. Mailing Anthrax without proper postage
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The funniest thing is, it really does give the closest, smoothest shave possible....
Aaaaahhhhhhhh....my young Jedi....The Mach 3 is the closest, smoothest shave. Few things are "true" in the universe, but the Mach 3 is.....
I would imagine that asking for the swimsuit edition of Sharia Illustrated would also get you the hairy eyeball.
Ed
LOL
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