Posted on 11/26/2001 7:15:05 AM PST by Rogle
Army will sink Navy
GO NAVY!
GA beats GA-Tech, OK loses to OK State, Nebraska loses to CO.
Army will find a way to lose to Navy.
GO NAVY!
"I did 30 years in the Rangers," the SFC declared proudly, "and fought in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp, I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade.
As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur. We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire.
Finally, as a Staff Sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in Vietnam. We humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and mortar fire at night. In afire fight, we'd shoot until our arms ached and our guns were empty, then we'd charge the enemy with bayonets!"
Looking straight ahead, the Chief says nothing. Then after a deliberately long, slow drink, the Chief says, "Yeah, figures... all shore duty."
Are you freakin' crazy?NOW HEAR THIS: ARMY-NAVY WEEK HAS BEGUN AT F.R.
Sail Navy down the field
Sails set to the sky
We'll never change our course so Army you steer shyRoll up the score, Navy
Anchors aweigh
sail, Navy down the field and
Sink the Army
Sink the Army GRAY
(More or less; it's been a long time. To the tune of Anchors Aweigh).
BEAT ARMY !
Hemingway's Ghost
USNA '92
Wanna bet a b-robe?
a6intruder...USNA '68
So on a cold northern South Dakota lake (a neutral site so no one would whine about home field advantage), they began their contest.
The 1st day, after 8 hours of fishing, Army had caught 100 fish and Navy had 0.
At the end of the 2nd day, Army had caught 200 fish and Navy had 0.
That evening the Navy coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." The next morning he dressed one of his players as an Army player and sent him over to the camp to act as a spy.
At the end of the day, the spy came back to report to the coach. The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"
"They sure are," the Navy player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice!"
united PINGdom
the PING and I
Of course we both know who'll win this game, 1 DEC 2001....
GO ARMY!
GO ARMY!
LOL. Now here's a fun thread.
GO NAVY!!! BEAT ARMY!!!
It's peanut butter that makes me wanna spread her
In the corps, in the corps.Oh it's peanut butter that makes me wanna spread her
In the quar-ter-master, quartermaster corps.My eyes are dim (how dim?)
I can not see.
I havenot
got my specs with me.
BEAT ARMY
USNA 60
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
(for 2Lt John--my baby brother....USMA 2000, Kuwait 2001)
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