good news.

and very senior people (in the U.S. government) are working on what to do about it,

.....oh, oh, oh,.....

.....me, me ,me,.....

.....i know, i know.....

.....pop a cap in his arse.....

.....did i get it right?.....

Pump him for info then bury him.

Preferably alive.

Perhaps he wouldn't mind answering a few polite questions.

senior people (in the U.S. government) are working on what to do about it

Uhhh? Accident on way to store. noooo.
uhhhh? stepped on a mine. nooo.
uhhhh? fell into large cave 500 feet deep. noooo.
oh sh*t, just shoot the b*st*rd. Yeah, tha's the ticket.

O boy we captured him huh? I guess that means "alive". What comes next?...you have the right to remain silent, if you cannot afford an attorney...

Let the Turks interrogate him!

Transport him first class to the Haig for eventual (perpetual) trial under the supervision of UNHCR? Hire Dershowitz for his defense? NOOOOOT!

Send to manhattan for hearing with local magistrate and NYPD lockup? Has it's merits... :>

Lock him in a room with Al Sarpton and Hildebeast.

no don't do that (Hildy and Sharpy) - they would end up singing Kumbaya and sharing bad Bush/Quayle jokes...

Blow torch, pair of pliers, truck load of horny pigs. Get medievel with him until he sings every note in the song book.

working on what to do about it

Shoot him. Of course, since we are civilized, we should convene the military tribunal first, convict him and then shoot the bastard.

Heck, let the Afghan women interrogate him!

We first get him to talk (using whatever means are required) and then put him in front of a firing squad.

Rahman can be the first to be tried by the GWB Military Tribunal. Rahman will be brought into the courtroom gagged and blindfolded. He'll be asked what his defense is and as he mumbles through the gag, the court will say guilty. Then Rahman will be immediately taken out and shot.

President GWB's justice will be swift and decisive.

I hope this imaginary scenario is close to what will actually happen to these barbarian terrorists? It'll be no worse than what the WTC victims experienced.

Link to expanded article, Reuters:

US Official: Top Al Qaeda Official Captured

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Can you hear the clock ticking
Osama bin Flintstone??????

I got all the above beat:

take him to the highest point in Manhattan (Empire State Building), soak his worthless ass with gasoline, torch him, let him suffer for 5 minutes, then throw him off the top, only to land in a vat filled with bacon and ham, with plenty of pig crap gravy. If you're too squeamish, I will gladly volunteer; my pleasure.....

Rahman, described as a charismatic guerrilla training leader for bin Laden

How does the son of a one-eyed hunchback become so charismatic?