Talk about living in denial. Prepare yourself to barf profusely.

Hello and welcome to Free Republic. Now, go away, we're not going to give hits to your website.

Hey, hey. He warned us. Be nice, he seems to be.

Wow, that really made my stomach turn. Read like a Taliban press release.

Rice Krispie Treats warning:

And had you actually read the intellectual ipecac he pointed out, you too would be barfing your guts out, just like I am right now.

That was about a vinyard's worth of sour grapes. Hey guess what Democrats, Al Gore will never be a better ANYTHING than Geroge W. Bush.

I will just say one thing that will refute this silly assertion anytime a leftist brings this up: Algore was a part of an administration that pardoned terrorists and President Bush was not.

This is the only post he's ever made on this forum. Get a clue.

Bet they had help in counting to ten.

I think I need another shower.

And here I was expecting something like a Letterman top ten countdown. Geeze...

Wait a minute....Are you implying???? I'll have you know folks have been sued for less - much less.

This guy's not going out on a limb putting this article on a RAT website. They're the only ones stupid enough to believe it.

Go ahead, sue me.

(1) He probably wouldn't be off on a pee break on this important decision.
(2) He would have invented the World Trade Center and would know it better than anyone else.
(3) His Daddy would get us all jobs as reporters so we weren't in harm's way.
(4) We would get extra make-up that you could see through it your bhurka.
(5) He would be able to give the speech saying Bin Laden would be regarded in history as the greatest leader of the Taliban.
(6) Lieberman is jewish? When did that happen? The news media would have told us if he was a religious man. (oops my bad, they told us it constantly as he stuck the knife in the backs of religious Americans).
(7) He would get in his big jet plane and fly around and tell everyone not to use jet fuel (for the environment, see).
(8) He would kiss OBL like he did Tipper at the Rat convention. If that didn't kill OBL, we wouldn't care.
(9) He would pass a law making it illegal to fly planes into the Pentagon or the World Trade Center. That will stop those pesky terrorists. That would be his number one priority (like the other 800 number one priorities).


... and the number 10 reason.....


(10) Norwood Dingle! (won't do a damn thing but it is so Al Gore).


No, I'm afraid that the libs are wrong again. We got the bet man from all the candidates to be in charge today by the will of the American voter.

Norwood Dingle (just had to say it one more time.)

projectile, jeeze, and after all that time cooking it...

"I think I need another shower."

Yeah, in muriatic acid.

Don't think he's trolling for members here. You have to actually state that you're a democrat to post there! I wanted to make a comment about the article, but I just couldn't stomach masquerading as a Dem. Too demeaning.

Anyway, the writer of this article must be a psychic medium because he knows just what Gore would have done in this crisis. Amazing! and an amazingly silly article.

Obviously another proud product of our fine skool system.