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My daddy is a crminal
cable tv | 121801 | tnp

Posted on 12/18/2001 8:47:28 PM PST by takenoprisoner

My daddy is a wonderful daddy except he knows magic. He has this little black box for channels on cable tv. Plus my daddy is a coach dedicated to helping kids at the soccer field but he still knows magic. Then my daddy is broke and we are hungry but he couldn't get a job because my daddy knew magic.

MY DADDY IS A POLICE OFFICER AND HE PUTS BAD GUYS IN JAIL!

Is it just me because I don't possess this magic box, or shouldn't we all be outraged???? A daddy? A coach? A job applicant? Who's next, mom grandma or our pastor rabbi and priest? What is cable tv teaching our children? Our children may not know what the magic box is. But they do know who their daddy and their coach is. My point is, what is the motive of cable tv? To turn children against their dads and their atheletic coaches because they must be like cable tv says they are. They all must have a magic box and so they must be criminals. And especially the white ones as portrayed on cable tv.


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1 posted on 12/18/2001 8:47:28 PM PST by takenoprisoner
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To: takenoprisoner
I can't understand what you posted, so one of us is on crack. Of course, I don't remember taking crack, but if I was on crack, would I remember taking it?
2 posted on 12/18/2001 8:50:09 PM PST by xm177e2
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To: takenoprisoner
Sit back, have yourself a cup of coffee, and then put some coherent thoughts down. It will do wonders for your self-esteem.
3 posted on 12/18/2001 8:50:09 PM PST by fogarty
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To: takenoprisoner
Flush the rest of that acid down the toilet NOW dude!
4 posted on 12/18/2001 8:50:27 PM PST by Travis McGee
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To: takenoprisoner
?
5 posted on 12/18/2001 8:51:23 PM PST by Darkshadow
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To: takenoprisoner
The point is that cable tv is trying to portray those who use various technological devices to obtain services they have not paid for as the criminals they are.
6 posted on 12/18/2001 8:52:57 PM PST by Keith in Iowa
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To: xm177e2
So why did you bother to respond to what you don't understand?
7 posted on 12/18/2001 8:53:28 PM PST by takenoprisoner
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To: takenoprisoner
So you're whining becuase your "daddy" got a black box to steal cable tv reception, got caught,
and has a record now?

Life in the big city. he did the crime....

8 posted on 12/18/2001 8:53:36 PM PST by theDentist
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To: takenoprisoner
Daddy? Is that you? Mom says that you can come home now, as long as you leave the monkey with the animal caretaker and give back all of her pantyhose.
9 posted on 12/18/2001 8:54:56 PM PST by jrherreid
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but he couldn't get a job because my daddy knew magic.

Um... Magic Johnson?

10 posted on 12/18/2001 8:55:11 PM PST by RepoGirl
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To: takenoprisoner
bump?
11 posted on 12/18/2001 8:55:33 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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To: takenoprisoner
If you are hungry, Freepmail me your address and I will send you some cans of wax beans I have had sitting in my pantry for the past year or so. I have no idea why I bought them in the first place, but there is no way I am ever going to eat them.
12 posted on 12/18/2001 8:55:45 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: fogarty
Sit back, have yourself a cup of coffee, and then put some coherent thoughts down. It will do wonders for your self-esteem.

It's not my imagination at play friend. It's a commercial on my cable tv.

13 posted on 12/18/2001 8:55:46 PM PST by takenoprisoner
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To: xm177e2
That was a lucid and compelling response. I feel that I have grown from reading it.

I think takenoprisoners has some of the good stuff. If you distract him, I'll grab it and we can share.

14 posted on 12/18/2001 8:56:44 PM PST by jrherreid
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To: takenoprisoner
Somewhere within this, a coherent thought may be trying to work its way out.

Maybe not.

15 posted on 12/18/2001 8:57:37 PM PST by Doctor Doom
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To: takenoprisoner
There IS more of a 'war on illegal cable theft' than there is a war on drugs. But, Tuff $hit, as my Mom would say. He got caught! He now has a record.
16 posted on 12/18/2001 8:57:40 PM PST by MadelineZapeezda
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To: Travis McGee
Isn't it the GREEN Acid?
17 posted on 12/18/2001 8:57:52 PM PST by Nitro
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To: Nitro
That's not green, it only looks green.
18 posted on 12/18/2001 8:58:54 PM PST by Travis McGee
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To: takenoprisoner
My daddy is a crminal

My mommy is a publc scool techer

I am a incohrnt idot

19 posted on 12/18/2001 8:59:56 PM PST by Silly
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To: takenoprisoner
I dont get it.
20 posted on 12/18/2001 9:00:15 PM PST by cardinal4
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