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It?s not the West that?s wild: IZZY LYMAN ALERT!!!!!
Hampshire Gazette ^ | Wednesday, December 19, 2001 | Izzy lyman

Posted on 12/26/2001 4:26:47 AM PST by RaceBannon

You could call them Wild West moments ...

My husband had one recently while heading south on Highway 13 in Colorado. A herd of elk ambushed him and his Ford Ranger in the black of the night. Since his truck was nearly totaled in the attack, he has a new motto: Save a pickup, eat an elk.

I had my own moment in Belgrade, Mont.

Let me note, first, that there's much in Big Sky country that I find exotic - the gray wolves that roam on media mogul Ted Turner's nearby ranch, 75-mph speed limits, old gold mines, and raucous debates about ... logs.

Conversely, what I consider hum-drum is downright outrageous to the locals. Here's what happened.

One afternoon, while I was hanging around my hotel's lobby, Dave, the maintenance supervisor, started telling Cheri, the front desk clerk, about a know-it-all in a place about which I know all.

"They had this kid on Fox News from a liberal college in Massachusetts," began Dave.

I immediately thought: Well, which one of a hundred colleges could he mean?

"He was complaining about the war in Afghanistan. This kid blamed the war on American racism," he editorialized to an attentive Cheri. "Their ideas for stopping terrorists didn't make any sense."

Dave, they major in not making sense there.

"I nearly gagged," Dave concluded.

Why wasn't a gag placed over the mouth of this kid?

"You're talking about Hampshire College in Amherst, right?" I guessed.

"Yeah, that was the name of the school," he said.

"I live there," said I.

Admitting this to Dave, who's retired military, is only a little better than saying, "I live in a cave in Tora Bora." What would he think if he knew that, in addition to broadcasting the results of their "all-community" vote about an "unjust war" to the world, Hampshire offers a class in Erotic Device Design?

Dave, however, explained why this story is intriguing to a patriotic Montanan. "A peace movement out here would be a shock. We're more the militia type."

Certainly, there's no indication that hard-working Westerners would dash to appear on a national television show to throw an ideological tantrum against the entire Department of Defense. Yet, it is to their great credit - considering how far removed they are from Ground Zero - that they view 9-11 as an attack upon "our" citizens, requiring decisive action. No fanfare. No press releases. Just steadfast, quiet support.

Cheri, for instance, has been gently trying to persuade Belgrade's budding peacenik - her teen-age daughter, Savannah - to reconsider her anti-war views. She made Savannah watch portions of the Osama bin Laden video and accompanied it with a short speech. "The man is guilty. He's got to pay for what he's done. America is doing everything they can to avoid bombing civilians."

According to Savannah: "I don't think we should bomb innocent people because they attacked us. But my mom says we should fight back with all we have." Atta girl, Cheri. Thanks to your persistence, your daughter won't be applying for admission to Hampshire College anytime soon.

Like Dave and Cheri, Clint Cain, spokesman for the Bozeman group affiliated with the Militia of Montana, is also giving war a chance. "Whatever George W. Bush has done is fine. I do agree with the bombing. I do agree with getting all al-Qaida," says ol' Clint. "The most dangerous time in the United States is right now."

But he adds a caveat that makes him sound statesmanlike and restrained: "Before going in after any more terrorists in any other country, President Bush should craft a foreign policy with Congress."

In light of the level-headedness of the folks I've met here in the land where the buffalo roam, I am beginning to question just how wild the West really is. It seems to me that it's the East Coast's ivory tower leftists who should be dubbed "wild."

From the Continental Divide, Feliz Navidad.

Isabel Lyman lives in Pelham and writes a monthly column. She has been vacationing in the West.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: masslist
BUmp For One of the LAST Patriotic families left in Amherst!!
1 posted on 12/26/2001 4:26:47 AM PST by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon; ;kdf1; AMERIKA; Lancey Howard; MudPuppy; SMEDLEYBUTLER; opbuzz; snow bunny...
BUmp
2 posted on 12/26/2001 4:27:29 AM PST by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon
Is he the Jewish Cowboy from Brooklyn?
3 posted on 12/26/2001 4:30:48 AM PST by Nitro
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To: KLT; hellinahandcart; Dave_Dilegge; Snow Bunny
ping!
4 posted on 12/26/2001 4:32:32 AM PST by Nitro
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To: RaceBannon
I like the part where the mother shows the daughter why we must fight. A reality check of sorts.
5 posted on 12/26/2001 4:35:54 AM PST by LibKill
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To: RaceBannon
"According to Savannah: "I don't think we should bomb innocent people because they attacked us. But my mom says we should fight back with all we have." Atta girl, Cheri. Thanks to your persistence, your daughter won't be applying for admission to Hampshire College anytime soon."

This has to be sarcastic, right? One wonders how anyone could be considered "innocent" after "attacking us". Somehow, I think this girl, Cheri, is Hampshire material after all.

6 posted on 12/26/2001 4:39:33 AM PST by DugwayDuke
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To: RaceBannon
Hampshire offers a class in Erotic Device Design

Our tax dollars at work!

7 posted on 12/26/2001 4:46:07 AM PST by proudofthesouth
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To: DugwayDuke
Cheri is the Mom, her daughter was the one swallowing the pablum and spewing the nonsense.

And I have no clue how anyone could not see that we are victims here, not the aggressors and that our defense is justified.

8 posted on 12/26/2001 4:52:16 AM PST by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon
All right, people: until the folks at Amherst are shamed into fleeing the Commonwealth of Massachusetts for other climes (preferably Islamabad, Pakistan), nobody from Massachusetts has ANY frickin' call to refer to California as "America's Cereal Bowl." I mean, with Amherst College there, Massachusetts's per capita ratio of fruits, flakes, and nuts far exceeds California's...
9 posted on 12/26/2001 4:54:41 AM PST by Poohbah
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To: Poohbah
Being born in Mass...and having lived in Connecticut my adult life...I'll have to agree with you!
10 posted on 12/26/2001 4:55:53 AM PST by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon
If you could just get rid of the college, but keep the Iron Horse Grill - best Blues around for hundreds of miles!
11 posted on 12/26/2001 5:03:56 AM PST by Wm Bach
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To: Nitro
Is he the Jewish Cowboy from Brooklyn?

I could be wrong, but I think Izzy Lyman's a woman. Isabel, Isidora, something like that.

12 posted on 12/26/2001 6:00:45 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart
Ah. Last sentence reveals her to be an Isabel.
13 posted on 12/26/2001 6:02:36 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: LibKill
Cheri, a single mom, would really appreciate that.
14 posted on 12/26/2001 6:51:22 AM PST by bimmer
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To: mass_list
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15 posted on 12/26/2001 7:03:05 AM PST by AStack75
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To: bimmer
A Single Mom? ....Really?...
16 posted on 12/26/2001 7:06:12 AM PST by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon
Good Morning, Race. Yup. An attractive woman, btw. And, Savannah homeschools herself through a Bob Jones curriculum.
17 posted on 12/26/2001 7:24:48 AM PST by bimmer
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