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DFU SONG: Winnie the Pooh (Greta Van Slut) 01-02-02
DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies
| January, 2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 01/02/2002 10:50:57 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - WINNIE THE POOH -- first version
She wore golden kneepads just for Bill…reporting on CNN
We had hoped in 2002, we'd not have to hear her again
Yes, Willy had counted on her help…she screamed it was private sex
You'd think on all these sheeple fools, that Scumbag had put on a hex
La-la-la…Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut
She is joining FOXNews, I don't believe it
Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut…tell me how to filter her out?
La-la-la…Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut
She is joining FOXNews just like Whorealdo
Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut…what the heck is this all about?
She joined all the RATS with liberal spin…she didn't hide it at all
She's no reporter…she's a shill…on their sword she gladly would fall
La-la-la…Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut
She is joining FOXNews, I don't believe it
Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut…tell me how to filter her out?
La-la-la…Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut
She is joining FOXNews just like Whorealdo
Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut…what the heck is this all about?
I hope that Brit Hume will do his job…and do what needs to be done
Challenge her and get in her face…show what she is to everyone
La-la-la…Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut
She is joining FOXNews, I don't believe it
Greta Van Slut, Greta Van Slut…tell me how to filter her out
TOPICS: News/Current Events
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To: all
To: doug from upland
You're the best Doug,the story just broke a few hours ago!And you already have a song!
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posted on
01/02/2002 11:13:15 AM PST
by
cardinal4
To: cardinal4
I guess I need to get a life, huh? I actually put some business on hold that I really need to get done to write it.
To: StarFan
Ping
To: doug from upland, OneidaM, dutchy
No!!!!This is total BS -- Linda Vesta, Diane Diamond, Whorealdo and now this royal klintoon butt kisser. Whose next, Bill Schneider?
I campaigned hard to get Foxnews in my area (finally got it in June) and now will have to apologize to all my neighbors who signed my petition.
Ooops, almost forgot to say I love your parody.
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:06:15 AM PST
by
StarFan
To: StarFan
I didn't get FNC until October after daily calls to ComCast. No other channel was on but FOX, then comes Geraldo. Never knew that some new channels had also been added along with FOX. I'm watching the new channels now. The spin that was placed on the Geraldo mess, was too much for me, and now they add Greta!
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:17:15 AM PST
by
Capt_Hank
To: StarFan
Whose next...?
Probably his heinous himself. Bill Clinton. He's looking for employment isn't he?
A reporter we all can trust!!!
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:24:58 AM PST
by
sinclair
To: StarFan
Whose next...?
Probably his heinous himself. Bill Clinton. He's looking for employment isn't he?
A reporter we all can trust!!!
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:25:33 AM PST
by
sinclair
To: StarFan
Whose next...?
Probably his heinous himself. Bill Clinton. He's looking for employment isn't he?
A reporter / commentator we all can trust!!!
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:26:12 AM PST
by
sinclair
To: Capt_Hank
Once you figure out that all this is for the money, NOT core values, then it begins to make sense.
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:26:41 AM PST
by
Russ7
To: sinclair
LOL I heard you the first time. Wasn't xlintoon going to appear in a series (name?) on CBS?
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:33:48 AM PST
by
StarFan
To: Capt_Hank
Did you catch Whorealdo on Fox & Friends this a.m.? When I heard the 'forced' glowing introduction and he began his self-praise, I turned it off. Wonder if he discussed his credible, reliable and accurate reporting (sarcasm) and all that ensued.
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posted on
01/03/2002 4:40:20 AM PST
by
StarFan
To: StarFan
I watched, tried to call in, cursed the tv, cursed the callers that did get thru. Sorry, there is NO "Fair and Balanced" here. They are trying to force feed us Geraldo, no matter what. I sent three emails already this morning to FNC. The tv is now on the History Channel. I will get my news from the internet now, I've given up on Fox. I can see Paul "The Forehead" Begala, waiting in the wings.
To: All
Bump
To: Capt_Hank
LOL, are we related? Sent my poison pen e-mail to foxnews when Whorealdo entered the picture and never even received the automated BS reply.
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posted on
01/03/2002 11:50:51 AM PST
by
StarFan
To: StarFan
Did you catch Whorealdo on Fox & Friends this a.m.? When I heard the 'forced' glowing introduction and he began his self-praise, I turned it off. Wonder if he discussed his credible, reliable and accurate reporting (sarcasm) and all that ensued. I did, and I laughed my AO. First he used the "fog of war" excuse. Then he blamed HIS LIE on the Reporter from CNN that showed that he had Lied, then Whorealdo said the "hollowed Ground" he was reporting from was a site where (get this Lie) A simultanious tragedy of Friendly fire took place that killed Mujahadien (sp?) while on the other side of Afghan Americans were killed in the other Friendly fire accident.
Give Whorealdo credit, he had all X-mas Holiday to come up this that excuse. The pathetic thing was that E.D., and the two Morning Guys lapped it up like a Liberal listening to a Good Clinton spin...
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posted on
01/03/2002 12:15:48 PM PST
by
Area51
To: Area51
The "Morning Guys" are a bunch of losers, in fact, FNC is turning into the same thing. I couldn't believe it. The spin of the vortex was so strong, I was getting dizzy (Spin Control at its best). I knew if my call went thru, the call screener would zap me. I'm actually enjoying other channels now on the tv.
To: All
Phil Hendrie has a skit going now about Greta. "Hard on the Eyes".
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